less pretty than the actual thing still


I have launched my Patreon! If you’ve got a couple bucks to spare, combine them with a couple bucks from other people until I have something resembling a living wage. Yippee!

I have been told my videos are endearingly dorky. So here is some of that. I don’t know why I feel more nervous recording scripted fully clothed video alone in my office that I can edit later than I do performing nude improv live in front of 400 people, but that’s just one of those quirks, I guess. (I’m actually pretty proud of this video.)

I will probably talk more about this in the coming weeks. Bullet points:

  • I work on comics at least 40 hours per week. This still doesn’t pay the bills.
  • If I have more money, I can work my day job less, and make more comics, and better comics. I want to do this.
  • SECOND WEBCOMIC SERIES is a thing that could happen.
  • Being a fancy patron of the arts will give you access to the highest rungs of society and people will find you fascinating.

So, hopefully if you’ve enjoyed my work in the past dozen or so years, and you want to help this continue to be a thing, you’ll consider chipping a buck or two into the Patreon so I can give you more of it.

“Maddie hasn’t improved!”

Okay, I see people saying that Maddie hasn’t improved that much or has even regressed this past season, which totally boggles my mind because if you look at any gifs and videos of her in seasons 1-3, it’s pretty clear that over seasons 4-5 she has made the most progress.

What pisses me off is rarely does anyone give any actual technical example of how Maddie has regressed/stopped improving, they simply cite “Mackenzie beat her!” and “She didn’t get first at this thing!”

If you’re basing the whole “Maddie has regressed!” thing off of the fact that Maddie has occasionally not gotten first this season, then that’s total bullhinky. At most dance competitions, placing in the top five overall for your age group still makes you pretty much amazing, and it’s usually less than a point separating each place from each other. Rarely do these less-than-real competitions reveal the actual scores anyway.

Nevertheless, here are things I’ve noticed from clips, gifs and full videos from Maddie over the years — real, true, technical achievements:

  • Higher jumps
  • More flexible jumps
  • Better placed jumps
  • More flexibility in general
  • Far greater turnout (you can really see it on her pitch kicks)
  • Straighter knees
  • Stronger ankles and a higher releve
  • Far better control over her arms
  • Not nearly as much travelling on her fouettes
  • Also doesn’t do the weird bouncy thing with her working leg on her a la secondes anymore
  • Really strong floorwork
  • Her shoulders aren’t creeping up as much anymore.

Now, she still has stuff to work on because every dancer does. She still has a swayback and she still occasionally sickles her feet (Cathy was onto something). But generally to act like Maddie has made no progress over the past two years is so foolish it seems to be almost willingly foolish.

You know, when you think about it, as badass as they usually come off, the Thunder Legion/Raijinshuu are all humongous dorks. Like. Wow.

I was just thinking how I’d love to see fanart of them all six/thirteen years ago (like, when Happy was born). 17-yr-old Laxus with 16-yr-old Bixlow and 14-yr-old Fried and Evergreen following him around.

Then I realized just how hilarious they would all be. Imagine it.

Instead of her striking figure, Evergreen’s this tweenage girl only just starting to fill out, with bigger/thicker glasses than she has now, running around insisting she’s an actual fairy, dammit.

Fried’s got shorter/less tame hair, wearing oversized clothes and going on about CHIVALRY!! and occasionally lecturing people. Of course, you have to imagine he was also a super studious kid given how he is now.

Do I need to mention Bixlow? The guy still looks pretty ridiculous today. Imagine him less tall/buff/strong still trying to pull off the whole eccentric knight thing.


Laxus is actually a huge closet nerd himself, and the Thunder Legion started out as his DnD group.

#Outlander evening with Sam and Caitriona

This text will contain major season 2 spoilers so if you haven’t read the books and wish to stay spoiler free please do not read it.

I’m not a writer or a blogger and English is not my native language so I apologise in advance if my writing turns out to be not a very smooth read, containing occasional spelling and grammatical mistakes.


A promise is a promise so as promised ;) I will try to recall as much as I can from the absolutely FANTASTIC evening with Caitiona and Sam organized by AmazonVideoUK last Tuesday.

Even though it already happened I still can’t quite believe I was actually there. It might have something to do with the fact that the whole thing came absolutely out of nowhere (I was pretty much convinced my e-mail address didn’t even register since there was no “thank you for entering” reaction) and carried that extremely “last minute” vibe with it. When I saw the message saying I was one of the lucky winners, I had less than 12 hours to organize childcare (my husband was away on a business trip), plane tickets and accommodation in London. On regular basis my dealing with such situations leads to a complete chaos but this time everything went surprisingly smooth and before I knew it, I was sitting on a plane making two total strangers promise me they will check #Outlander out! A Brazilian girl vaguely recalling something about the books and an English gentleman who at first drew a total blank but after a while said, “Wait a minute, I think I’ve heard something about it on Radio4, a guy, rolling naked in the mud in 18th century Scotland…” Yup, sounded like #Outlander to me!

When the plane landed I got to a little disappointing start, realizing that even though I paid for the service, my mobile Internet didn’t work so I would not be able to continue to keep my Twitter followers posted. Since I couldn’t do anything about it, I quickly let it go and went on enjoying this incredible adventure. With a little help from my friend who lives in London and kindly took me under her wings, I made it problem-free and on time to the ground zero aka Sony Entertainment Studios. Quite a few people were already there and more arrived shortly. Nobody knew exactly what was awaiting us so we killed time speculating all possible scenarios, joking and getting to know each other. The door was supposed to open at 18:00 but there was some delay and I think we were finally allowed inside around 18:15, maybe even 18:20. After a quick security check we were led into a relatively small screening room. Bigger was not needed, there were only 50 of us after all.  On the way there we passed quite a few Outlander posters and finally faced a huge one projected on the theater screen. We were asked to take our seats and wait. That was another 15 minutes I think, but that went fast since we were busy taking pictures of ourselves with that gigantic display in the background. I gotta admit some of us at that point (myself including) were hoping they were going to show us the first episode of Season2 but that proved not to be the case and we watched the extended version of the official trailer instead. With the last scenes of which two people entered the room and a huge applause that followed, left no doubt who those people were. My heart skipped a beat, I am sure, but I recovered quickly and after pinching myself real hard (at that point I still kinda felt like the whole thing was a dream) focused on what was happening on the stage. Sam and Cait were given two of those set style chairs and after quick debate over the need or no need for microphones, AmazonUK representative finally laid out the plan for the evening. Right at the beginning, to our huge disappointment we were informed that no pictures or recording were allowed during the Q&A session, which was going to take place first. The sounds of discontent died out immediately though when we were told that after Q&A Sam and Cait kindly agreed to move the party to the bar, where we would be able to take pictures, chat with them and get autographs. That of course met a huge wave of approval! The Q&A began with a few questions asked by the Amazon guy. They were pretty much the same we hear all the time these days. What’s the difference between season1 and 2, costumes, were they expecting the huge success of the show when they started and such. The answers were the same they always give, so no surprises there… It got really interested when the fan Q&A began but about that tomorrow…

The Libertines. Bristol. RIP me.

I don’t think I’m awake enough to have processed this all yet, but here. Have some brief recollections and thoughts on the Libs in Brizzle! 

- From what I’ve heard online, less riotous than Rock City, but still glorious. I think everyone might have been a bit tired, actually, even though Carl was still doing his best impression of the energiser bunny. 

- Close! I was so close! I’m sitting on my bed at home typing this and John was as close to me as the far corner of my bedroom is right now! 

- It was a pretty lovely crowd anyway, but everyone kept on cheering and singing along when they played Gunga Din, which feels like an Important Thing. 

- They played Fame and Fortune and Carl did a little music hall-esque monkey dance while Peter was singing.

- John kept trying to talk to us, but he was pretty quiet so I don’t think anyone knew what he was saying…

- They played Heart of the Matter…

Peter: rumblings in the ranks about this one…
Carl, defensive: I’m not worried
Gary stands up and points to himself at this point, but P & C are talking into microphones & facing the front, so bicker on a bit…
…and then Heart of the Matter! Slightly dodgy timing at the start but when it gets going it’s awesome!  

- They played Iceman in the encore! And it was glorious! And the last few phrases were just sung, lip to lip, entirely ignoring the microphone… 

- There was also a point in Katie when Carl was clearly so determined to mic-share with Peter that they ended up sharing Carl’d handheld mic centimetres in front of Peter’s… I mean…

- Carl kept grabbing hold of Peter, particularly in the encore, apparently not wanting to let him go. 

- Oh and there was a point - possibly before or after Ha Ha Wall ? - where they were talking and Peter’s hand hovered over Carl’s shoulder for 30 seconds before he let himself touch… At which point Carl kept touching him until they started playing again

- Peter was wearing a terrible flat cap. Carl stole it as he went offstage. I’m not 100% sure which of them having it is worse

- Oh, and at the end, when everyone was bowing and faffing, Peter went back and leant on John’s amp to watch, and just looked so happy and contented and the world is ok now so we can all die happy.

SO, I gotta admit I think it’s pretty incredible that since I moved about five months ago, that I have the amount of people that followed me here, that actually still enjoyed my Rose and my stupid ass. I mean, six hundred of you guys, more than that, actually. That’s CRAZY. I love everyone of you and I’m just kinda still looking at my things in shock. I don’t deserve you guys. I mean, I didn’t think I would get more than one hundred on my original blog, much less more than fifty in the moved one. I just — ag H. I’ve had so many memories on Rose and I can’t wait to make some more and speak and interact with so many more of you.

Now the part you actually came to look at this post. They’re in ALPHABETICAL ORDER !!

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Bullet Hell

Some Domestic Assassin silliness.  I’m pretty sure I fixed all the broken formatting.  Future stories will probably be posted elsewhere, because man is that annoying. 

Elsa wanted to scream.  She really did.

It had been forty minutes and Kristoff was still blathering on about basic gun safety.  Which, admittedly, wouldn’t be a bad thing if Elsa was actually new to all this.  But since she could field-strip and reassemble her own guns in the dark, getting a lesson on things like using the safety was aggravating.  
But Anna was also there, and she did need the lesson.  Knowing she was benefiting from the lecture made it much more bearable for Elsa.  Rather than think of it as being patronized, she chose to see it as her merely being polite while Kristoff taught Anna. Much less aggravating that way.

Still pretty aggravating, though.

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anonymous asked:

Can we please talk about the fact that Red was dating Kevin?! I never thought about them as a Couple!

oh i actually thought they were always a couple! idk if yall noticed but red and kevin were seen pelnty of times in the background together, eating or doing other stuff. maybe its because i binge watched all 19 seasons less than a year ago, that’s why i still remember. plus i’m pretty sure she was his date at one school dance. i think its the episode with rebecca (kyles crush) but i could be wrong and it couldve been another episode. either way, revin has been a thing for a while now :) i’ve seen some fanart for them around too so yeah theyre also a thing in the fandom (i think the older fandom tho)

(ok i checked and she danced w token but kevin was next to her and didnt dance and was sad i bet ur ass he had a crush on red, just check the sp fanon wiki lmao)

not that it matters since red is a lesbian in my hc lmao