leslie-phillips

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What have I done… @linmanuel

[I actually spent way to much time on these]

  • mom, at the dinner table: Why are you crying?
  • me: ... she put herself back in the narrative
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How come I hadn’t seen these pictures before?

Say No To This: A Summary
  • maria: help
  • hamilton: would u like some $ can i walk u home
  • maria: you're too kind sir
  • maria: actually can u fuck me
  • hamilton: ya sure lol
Random favorite one-liners from Hamilton cause I’m trash

“I’m a general, wheeeeee!”

“Southern mother fuckin democratic republicans!”

“Sit down John, you fat mother f*****!”

“Everything’s legal in New Jersey”

“Never gonna be president now, never gonna be president now…”

“I’m a trust fund baby you can trust me”

“John Adams doesn’t have a real job anyway”

“Hey.” “Hey.” “Hey.” “Hey.” “Hey.” “Hey.” 

  • Hamilton: oh my God why did you shoot my son?!?!
  • George: seriously, these kids need to learn there are consequences in life
Modern Day Hamilton #2

Burr: *smiles at Theodosia and quietly puts her to bed*

*Buzz*

Burr: Checks phone

Snapchat from Alex H.

Burr: *opens it*

Hamilton: LOOK AT MY SON HIS NAME IS PHILLIP AND LOOK AT HIS LITTLE FACE LOOK HOW CUTE DIS IS MEH SON BOI LOOK AT HIM
HE FINNA BE JUST LIKE ME
LOOK AT PHILLIP

it has been scientifically proven that the ONLY way to say “hercULES MULLIGAN” is to progressively get louder until you’re screaming at the top of your lungs