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Celibrate

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I’m allowed to say “fuckin hell!”
because Lesley Gore I’m not
and the Pez™ dispenser with the Satan head popped all
the motherfucking balloons
incinerated all
the motherfucking guests
and forced me to flee the Inquisitors
leaving the gift wrap and cake behind

Yeah, I’m not buying it either

But it’s more interesting than

Don’t matter
Nobody cares and boo the fuck hoo

Isn’t it?

February book haul. I’m so excited about some of these!

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That’s true; I haven’t read a word of it or even seen the preview. But after the opening tomorrow I’m gonna turn in the worst review anyone has ever read and I’m gonna close your play. Would you like to know why? Because I hate you and everyone you represent. Entitled, selfish, spoiled children. Blissfully untrained, unversed and unprepared to even attempt real art. Handing each other awards for cartoons and pornography. Measuring your worth in weekends? Well this is the theater and you don’t get to come in here and pretend you can write, direct and act in your own propaganda piece without coming through me first. So break a leg.

birdman [2014] dir. alejandro gonzález iñárritu