what i hate about the phrase “sexuality is fluid” is that in its original context it meant “sexuality is not a binary of straight and gay, sexuality can exist on a fluid spectrum with some people falling on the strictly straight or gay end spectrum and others falling in between" but MOGAI tumblr takes it to mean “every single individual person’s sexuality is fluid and that’s why lesbians should fuck men.”

Lesbians: hey we’d love if lesbian-specific words like butch, femme, dyke, lesbo, lez, or even lesbian weren’t used by non-lesbians to refer to themselves because these are words created by lesbians to refer to ourselves/each other or slurs directed specifically at lesbians
The mogais: *banging their fists on the table* NO!!!! NO!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!! NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!

slytherin lesbian demographics

-one to one ratio of sports to bleachers lesbians
-bleacher lesbians go hard as fuck tho
-literature lesbians
-hard butch lesbians
-femme lesbians
-alternative rock lesbians (they all play bass)
-ambitious lesbians, constantly talk about their plans for after school, they and their gfs are headed straight to the top
-motorcycle lesbians