lesbians moving in

Lesbian roller skating

So last weekend I went roller skating with my friends. The place we went had a wooden rink and carpet area with tables and a snack bar.
After an hour of skating around we decided to get some food.

AND LET ME TELL YOU CARPET IS REALLY HARD TO SKATE ON, WE HAD TO DO A PENGUIN WALK TO BE ABLE TO MOVE.

So we came to the counter of the snack bar, and there was two cashiers, both I’m pretty sure went to our school. All my friends ordered got food and left me, like the amazing dickheads they are.

One of the cashiers was very attractive, she had long blond curls, and my gayness was like omfg cute girl help me. So she leaned over the counter to ask how she could help me and smiled sweetly at me. I walked closer, and me being the complete fail I am, I trip ON THE STUPID CARPET and reached my hands out to stable myself and my hands landed over hers. And she started giggling, and I was completely embarrassed.

I place my order, and hand her the money at the same time. And she says sure thing cutie with a wink, while handling me my bag of chips. By now I was like attractive girl just said I was cute wtf is going on!!

So then I embarrassingly penguin walk to my friends, who didn’t notice any of this or the fact that I’m attractive to females and I eat my chips

Moral of the story is, sometimes carpets are good to skate on and sometimes your friends leaving you results in flirting with cute girls.

@ all men

•Lesbians are not a prize to be won
•Asexuals are not a challenge to be had
•Aromantics are not a token to be your fwb
•Bi/pansexuals are not to be quested for your fetishes
•Trans women are not to be hunted and targeted for your pleasure
•Women of Color are not exotic treasures to behold

Leave us the fuck alone. If a person does not return your romantic or sexual advances, you fucking stop. If a person tells you they are not interested, ESPECIALLY if it’s because of their sexuality, you fucking apologize, then STOP.
You will not be the exception you will not be The One and no, you are not being an Ally by sexualizing LGBT+ women. Respect us and move on.

I’m not one to believe in fate or destiny
but when we kissed
I swear I felt the stars fall, planets collide, continents rip themselves from the root, and earth flip upside down
Just to tell us we weren’t meant to be.
—  Odett G.

things I’ve realised today,

moving on doesn’t mean finding another person to dump your luggage on. Moving on could mean a lot of other things. Moving on is leaving a bad place, a bad state of mind behind. Moving on is healing wounds. Moving on is working on yourself to become a better version of yourself for yourself. Moving on is making new experiences. Moving on is learning. Moving on is enjoying life. Moving on is learning to love yourself all over again. And I must say I’m very happy to have started this journey and I’m very excited for what is to come!

My literal goal in life is to have a studio apartment with plants and cute lights and the love of my life to wake up on Sunday’s and make pancakes with me and watch romantic comedies and a little dog curled up in a basket at the foot of our bed, both doing jobs we love and having drinks with our friends in cool bars on Friday nights and photos of our holidays together in frames in the hallway and wearing christmas jumpers in the winter and having food fights and duvet wars and lazy stay in bed all day days….is that too much to ask
One day, she’s going to know. She’ll know your birthday, your middle name, where you were born, your star sign, and your parents names. She’ll know how old you were when you learnt to ride a bike, how your grandparents passed away, how many pets you had, and how much you hated going to school. She’ll know your eye colour, your scars, your freckles, your laugh lines and your birth marks. She’ll know your favourite book, movie, candy, food, pair of shoes, colour, and song. She’s going to know why you’re awake at 5am most nights, where you were when you realised you’d lost a good friend, why you picked up the razor and how you managed to put it down before things went too far. She’s going to know your phobias, your dreams, your fears, your wishes, and your worries. She’s going to know about your first heartbreak, your dream wedding, and your problems with your parents. She’ll know your strengths, weaknesses, laziness, energy, and your mixed emotions. She’s going to know about your love for mayonnaise, your dream of being famous when you were five, your need to quote any film you know all the way through, and your fear of growing older. She’ll know your bad habits, your mannerisms, your stroppy pout, your facial expressions, and your laugh like it’s her favourite song. The way you chew, drink, walk, sleep, fidget and kiss. She’s going to know that you’ve already picked out wedding flowers, baby names, tiles for the bathroom, bridesmaid dresses, and the colour of your bedroom walls. She’s going to know, get annoyed at and then accept that you leave clothes everywhere, take twenty minutes to order a Starbucks, have to organise your DVD’s alphabetically, and check your horoscope… just incase. She’ll know your McDonald’s order, how many sugars to put in your tea, how many scoops of ice cream you want, and that you need your sandwiches cut into triangles. She’s going to know how you feel without you telling her, that you need a wee from a look on your face, and that you’re crying without shedding tears. She’s going to know all of it. Everything. You, from top to bottom and inside out. From learning, from sharing, from listening, from watching. She’s going to know every single thing there is to know, and you know what else? She is still going to love you.
—  Unknown
overwatch heroes as lgbt memes
  • Tracer: YOU USELESS LESBIAN
  • Soldier 76: move i'm gay
  • Reaper: the gay agenda
  • McCree: macklemore didn’t die for this
  • Genji: [minor inconvenience] is homophobic
  • Pharah: classifying random things as butch or femme
  • Sombra: bisexuals are invisible
  • Hanzo: don’t gays have a power bottom thing
  • Widowmaker: we popping the BIGGEST bottles when makorra happens tomorrow
  • Junkrat: what’s better than this, just guys being dudes
  • Mei: the moon is a lesbian
  • Bastion: isn’t it kind of fucked up that we apply gender to [inanimate object]. wake up. they’re just [inanimate object].
  • Torbjorn: i bought a rainbow backpack to support you guys
  • Roadhog: [x] belongs to gay people, straight people can’t have it
  • D.VA: the rumour come out: does [x] is gay?
  • Zarya: down with cis
  • Winston: i can’t get up! i'm gay!
  • Reinhardt: [insert fairytale here] but gay
  • Mercy: not to be a lesbian but oh my fucking god. oh my god. jesus fucking christ. fucking shit jesus fuck oh my fucking jesus christ. god in heaven. holy fucki ng shit
  • Lucio: elton john, a known gay
  • Ana: handmaiden/feudal lord discourse
  • Zenyatta: HAROLD…
  • Symmetra: trans women can't cook quesadillas
And I remember when we first met
You took my breath away
Not in a romantic I’ve been waiting for you my whole life kind of way
But as a reminder that i’d never be able to breathe without you again.
—  Odett G.
You drained me.
you drained every bit of happiness, silliness, and laughter I had in me.
Do you realize how exhausting it is to listen to someone complain everyday.
To watch someone drown in self pity, in pure annoyance, in so much anger, every.single.fucking.day.
Do you know what that does to a person?
Of course you don’t, because you were so intoxicated by your own chaos that you didn’t see the damage you were doing to the ones that are constantly involved in it.
But you want to know whats crazy, whats out of this world, whats completely fucking bonkers? I never once, not even for a second considered walking away from your chaos. 
I never felt like you were just too much to handle, despite my own personal mess.
I never once became indifferent towards you because you overwhelmed me. 
I stayed instead, and so desperately tried to be that light that brought you out of this darkness you had inside of you.
What I didn’t notice was that that darkness was so strong that it began to consume me as well.
Yet, I made the choice to stay and share that pain with you, the thought of you being alone through this made me want to rip out every single piece of happiness I had inside of me and give it to you.
so I did.
and when the time came for you to be the light in my life, you walked away.
thats it.
you walked away, theres no romantic or poetic way to put it or explain it.
So I sat there and searched and searched for that light and peace I once had inside of me and all I found was your darkness within me.
But despite the fact that I now wake up in a frantic scavenger hunt looking for who I used to be before you, I forgive you.
I wholeheartedly forgive you.
Because you showed me how much love I have to give.
How kind and understanding My soul really is. 
How patient I could really be.
And you showed me the humanity I once thought was lost in me.
For that I thank you.
Perhaps thats why you were in my life, to show me that I still have so much to give.
I am now realizing that if I gave my all to you, the wrong person..
My God how lucky is the right one going to be.
—  Odett G