Do you remember when we danced in the kitchen waiting for the water to boil? You wanted green tea. I wanted you.
Straight Women Are Having Fewer Orgasms Than Everyone Else
Mind the (orgasm) gap.

The study also examined the disparity between the amount of orgasms that lesbian women have vs. heterosexual women. The authors concluded that lesbian women likely have a better idea of the workings of female anatomy and a better understanding of clitoral stimulation. The authors also posited that lesbians are better about “turn taking” ― i.e. trading off with their partners to please one another ― than heterosexual men.

HomoLesbians advice to baby dykes
  1. If you feel like getting an alternative lifestyle haircut, get one! Yes it’s a little bit of a cliché, but sometimes we need to feel life-changes manifest on the outside as well as the inside. Besides you can always grow it out later. 
  2. If you all of a sudden feel a need for excessive flannel and rainbow items, that is also ok! Again, it’s not because you realized you like girls, it’s a symbol of change and transition.
  3. Watch all the things. (Except The L Word, stop at season 3)
  4. Join things. The clubs, the organizations, it’s time to build your lady loving network! If you want to surround yourself with other gay ladies, you’re gonna have to make an effort.
  5. Don’t always take your feelings too seriously. Yes your first girl crush will make you feel like you’ve met the love of your live. I’ll give it two weeks though. Three, tops. You still have a lot of exploring to do, too much fun to have.
  6. At some point your baby dyke phase will end, and you might feel like changing things again. And that’s ok. That’s how we mark transition. Just like our sexuality dosn’t define us as humans, your baby dyke phase doesn’t define you as a lady lover.

Life is not a static experience, it’s a journey and a roller coaster. Things change, people change, you change. And that’s ok. The important thing is that you accept yourself the way your are in the moment.

    7. Oh, and one last one, STAY AWAY FROM STRAIGHT GIRLS!!!  

I Want

Dear Future Girlfriend,

I want to take you out on a date, somewhere you have never been before, just to surprise you.

I want to go laser tagging with you, and light you up!

I want to go to a museum with you, and learn a bunch of crap.

I want to take you fishing, just because I think it would be fun.

I want to put notes in your lunch pale, just to make you smile while you are at work.

I want to play in the rain with you, just to play in the rain with you.

I want to throw a snow ball at you, and start a snowball fight.

I want to open doors for you.

I want to go see a movie, and just spend the entire time making out in the back row.

I want to do Pinterest projects with you, and fail miserably at them.

I want to watch football with you, whether you know what is going on or you don’t, either way I am going to love every second of it.

I want to sit around a bonfire with you, a cold beer in my hand, and just live in the moment.

I want to hold your hand on long car rides, or swipe my thumb across your thigh.

I want to kiss your temple when you are having a bad day.

I want to be your support person, someone you can rely on, when you need me.

I want to make you smile.

I want to kiss away your tears.

I want to cuddle you until we fall asleep in each other’s arms.

I want to share a glass of wine with you over dinner, while we talk about our day.

I want to go out and have drinks with our friends, and just enjoy the night.

I want to see you in my sweatpants and my oversized hoodie, just because I know you will look incredibly adorable in them.

I want to make you chicken noodle soup when you are sick.

I want to eat a hot and ready pizza, by candlelight, in our pillow fort.

I want to go on a hike, and lay underneath the stars just holding you.

I want a beach and watch the sunset with you.
I want to walk hand in hand through a flea market, picking out crazy decorations for our house.

I want to bring you flowers home from work and give them to you, just to see you smile.

I want to hold you when you are having a bad day.

I want so many things.

But, I can’t have them until I have you.

So, I guess I should have started this letter with:

I want you.


She was riding the motorbike and I was sitting behind, gently holding her waist. It was a cold morning and I had no gloves. After a few minutes, she stopped at the red light. I startled when I felt how she carefully took my hands and put them in the pockets of her jacket to warm me up.
—  lesbianespresso.tumblr.com
Straight people are always askin why girls

But like, have they ever seen a woman? One with nothing on and that ‘come here’ smile. A woman with her hair in a braid laying underneath a tree, a book in her lap smiling at the pages. Those girls you bump into in the bathroom with their make-up bags out laughing and fixing their faces. Girls in their wife beater tank tops working outside, working up a sweat. The ones sitting behind pianos, behind mic stands or music stands jamming out and smiling their brightest. That girl crying in the bathroom who sniffles indignantly when you ask what could possibly be wrong because she simply doesn’t cry in her opinion.

Women are amazing, beautiful, smart, funny. They’re always both strong and gentle, almost never needing cues as to which you need when you need it even if you don’t know how you need it yourself. Why the hell not girls? I get even more frustrated when straight boys ask me this because how can you not appreciate women? And I mean appreciate them in all aspects of what being a woman is, not just that 'lol tits and ass’ shit boys usually give you.
Women need to appreciated more because every single one is a goddess in disguise.



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