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Renamed Musicals:
  • American Idiot:Broadway Goes Punk Rock The Musical
  • Book of Mormon:How Many People Can We Offend The Musical
  • Cabaret:Plot Twist The Musical
  • Cats:Don't. Stop Right There. The Musical
  • Chicago:What Red Lipstick Sounds Like The Musical
  • The Drowsy Chaperone:Man in Chair Needs A Hug The Musical
  • A Gentleman's Guide to Love and Murder:Murdering Your Family Helps You Get Laid Twice as Much The Musical
  • Hedwig and the Angry Inch:Glitter and Feelings The Musical
  • Into the Woods:If You Want Happy Endings Stop After Act 1 The Musical
  • Les Miserables:All His Friends Are Dead The Musical
  • The Lion King:Nants Ingonyama Bagithi Baba The Musical
  • Newsies:Broadway Equivalent of a Boy Band The Musical
  • Next to Normal:We Put the FUN in Dysfunctional The Musical
  • The Phantom of the Opera:How Has This Creepy Fucking Show Lasted 3000 Years The Musical
  • Rent:Mark Will Forever Be Alone The Musical
  • Rock of Ages:Isn't One Time More Than Enough... The Musical
  • Side Show:American Horror Story Freak Show The Musical
  • Shrek:You Thought It'd Be Bad But It's Actually Great The Musical
  • The Sound of Music:You Can't Top Julie Andrews So Stop Trying The Musical
  • Spring Awakening:Sexual Frustration The Musical
  • Violet:No One Ever Actually Says She's Beautiful and I'm Mad!?! The Musical
  • Wicked:Elphaba Thropp is Really Fucking Important The Musical [ps gelphie]
  • Broadway:ah yes let's give the people what they want…
  • Theatre fans:Cheaper tickets!
  • Theatre fans:James Barbour out of Phantom!
  • Theatre fans:Hunchback of Notre Dame to transfer to Broadway!
  • Theatre fans:accessible musicals so we don't live off of bootlegs and anger Patti Lupone!
  • Theatre:amazing shows like Newsies and Spring Awakening to stay open!
  • Broadway:no. A SpongeBob musical and Cats revival.

Do you know how Broadway Stars are always like “I grew up listening to Into the woods and West side story” “I was obsessed with Patti Lupone” “Bernadette Peters was my idol” “My parents will always put Les mis in the car”

Well, in a few years, Broadway stars will say things like “I grew up listening to Hamilton and Spring Awakening” “I was obsessed with Jonathan Groff and Aaron Tveit” “Idina Menzel and Laura Benanti were my idols” “My parents will always put Hairspray in the car”

We are the new generation, the girl who sits next to you in choir could become the main character in the next Broadway hit, that boy who does really nice covers on Youtube may be the next tony winner. Hell, the person reading this can become the next Broadway stars and inspiration for thousands of children from all over the world. 

Have you ever actually thought about this?

A Summary of Les Mis Songs
  • Look Down:*rhythmic and dramatic grunting*
  • At The End Of The Day:everyday is a shit day
  • I Dreamed A Dream:life goals
  • Lovely Ladies:the immediate shielding song (but so catchy)
  • Who Am I:i must question who i am. i am a number.
  • The Confrontation:surprise bitch. bet you thought you saw the last of me.
  • Castle On A Cloud:dream house
  • Master Of The House:LET'S GET TURNT
  • Stars:i must get the bread man
  • Red/Black:pretty boys who sing about justice
  • Do You Hear The People Sing:WE'RE GONNA WRECK SHIT. FOR THE PEOPLE.
  • In My Life:cosette, you're such a lonely child
  • A Heart Full Of Love:hi girl behind fence i like you
  • One Day More:SHIT WILL HAPPEN TOMORROW!
  • On My Own:notice me senpai
  • A Little Fall Of Rain:i like you marius. *dies*
  • Bring Him Home:i need to make cosette happy this boy seems to do it
  • Empty Chairs at Empty Tables:where are my friends. oh they're dead.
  • Epilogue:*intense crying*
I feel so bad for my future children because it's constantly going to be like
  • Me when my kid is crying:Don’t cry for me, Argentinaaaaaaaaaaa….
  • Me when my kids are helping me clean:IT’S THE HARD KNOCK LIFE FOR US
  • Me eating breakfast with my kids:The other one’s still the toast of the town ‘cause he made butter outta cream…
  • Me playing hide and go seek with my kids:SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND ME, LOOOOOK TO THE WESTERN SKY!!
  • Me waking my kids up in the morning:Maybe we can frighten away the ghost of so many years with a little ILLUMINATION *flicks on lights*
  • Me when my kid has a crush:SHE’S IN LOOOOOOVEEEEEEE, SHE’S IN LOOOOOOOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
  • Me when my kid tries to run away:THEREEEEE, OUT IN THE DARKNESSSSSS… A FUGITIVE RUNNINGGGG…
  • Me giving my kids advice:If you only follow your heart…
  • Me when my kid gets their first boyfriend/girlfriend:OMIGOD OMIGOD YOU GUYS
  • Me when my kids are mad at me:TAKE ME BAAAABBBYYYYYYY, OR LEAVE MEEEEEEEE
  • Me giving my kids ‘the talk’:Once there was a night, beneath a moonless sky…
  • Me when my kids start driving:GOOOOOO GREASE LIGHTNING YOU BURNING UP THE QUARTER MILEEEEEEE
  • Me when my kids go off to college:Empty chairs and empty tables, where my friends will meet no more…