He told me that I have a soul Is he from Heaven or from Hell? How does he know? And does he know What spirit comes to move my life? That granting me my life today Is there another way to go? This man has killed me even so?
I’m putting this here so that I can immortalise this on my blog… and probably remind myself to write this one day. UNLESS SOMEONE WHO’S BETTER AT WRITING WESTERNS WANT TO WRITE THIS FOR ME???
Much thanks to @sheriffbaird, @pyresrpgear and @justlook3 for the character roles! (And especially to Pyre for that asskicking name BLACK SNAKE GULCH GANG I LOVE IT TO BITS)
Also included in headcanon:
Jake hides books on poetry behind his clothes and Ezekiel snoops around his house and finds them.
Jake teaching Ezekiel how to lasso and the outlaw ends up lassoing him.
SHOOT OUT BETWEEN GUNSLINGER CASSIE AND BLACK SNAKE LAMIA (Cassie wins but she just wounds Lamia, not kill her.)
Flynn hiding Moriarty when Dulaque finds out the traitor isn’t dead which leads to Moriarty mortally wounding Dulaque when he tries to attack Flynn in a bid to get answers (and Flynn’s grateful to him for saving his life… very grateful.
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Sheriff Baird’s unofficial partner is Gunslinger Cassie… just because she finds it fun. (Also she gets to shoot people)
Sheriff Baird teaching Doctor Flynn how to ride a horse (because he has no idea how to)
Madame Morgan randomly popping by Jenkins’ bar just to bitch about rowdy/cheapass customers she had to throw out the night before
Jezekiel making out on hay
Casseve making out in the Sheriff’s office
Floriarty making out in the clinic
EVERYBODY MAKING OUT WITH THEIR PAIRINGS
while le fou in beauty and the beast wasn’t as Bad as expected it was still a sorry excuse for representation. like so he got a happy ending? no one knows hes gay so it’s not like kids are seeing a Gay man get a happy ending. there was little in the movie that even mildly indicated he was a gay character (like he danced accidentally with a man for half a second? and looked surprised by it - and to counter that he literally told gaston he’d dated women so??). disney shouldn’t be patting themselves on the back for being like pioneers of gay representation or whatever the hell they think that was