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The signs as musical theatre responses to the US election results
  • Aries: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
  • Taurus: I dreamed a dream in time gone by, when hope was high and life worth living
  • Gemini: You've torn it all apart, I'm watching it burn
  • Cancer: You have invented a new kind of stupid a damage you can never undo kind of stupid
  • Leo: There's a moment you know you're fucked
  • Virgo: Go and hide and run away
  • Libra: Why God, why today?
  • Scorpio: Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise
  • Sagittarius: I know him, that can't be
  • Capricorn: See it's your fault. No. Yes it's your fault
  • Aquarius: Do you hear the people sing? Singing the songs of angry men?
  • Pisces: Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit holy shit holy shit holy shit
Les Amis as lyrics from the musical “Les Miserables”

Enjolras - Life has killed the dream I dreamed

Grantaire - I am reaching, but I fall

Feuilly - And you’re lucky to be in a job.

Bahorel - Another brawl in the square

Jehan - Rain will make the flowers grow

Combeferre - Until the earth is free

Courfeyrac - A heart full of love

Bossuet - I’m doing everything all wrong

Joly - Your child needs a doctor there’s no time to lose

Marius - Can people really fall in love so fast?


Book Snobs Dreamed a Dream

I dreamed a dream in time gone by,
In season 1, a show worth watching;
I dreamed the intrigue would never die,
I dreamed there’d be no character botching.

Then I was young and unaware,
Problems were excused, ignored, and dismissed;
There was no stupid perjury snare,
No bleeding parkour, no asspull shock-twists.

But the writing turned to shit,
With all the subtlety of thunder;
Somehow it remains an acclaimed hit,
Do the critics know no shame?

It spent three summers in its stride,
Leaving us always wanting more;
But then it threw character arcs aside,
The quality was gone by season four.

And still I dreamed it’d turn around,
That once more it could be exciting;
But there’s no logic to be found,
And sexism and racism define its writing.

I had a dream this show would be,
So different from this slop we’re watching,
So different now from tits and memes;
D&D have killed the dream I dreamed

Had a few flubs/sour notes, but a thunderstorm came. Should be enjoyable enough


And I stand here helpless

My arms extended

Knowing full well, darling

Your war’s not ended


Joignez-vous à la croisade de ceux qui croient au genre humain
Pour une seule barricade qui tombe cent autres se lèveront demain.
À la volonté du peuple un tambour chante dans le lointain
Il vient annoncer le grand jour et c'est pour demain. (x)