‘Average book talks about the Parisian sewage system for 50 pages’ factoid is actually a statistical error - Victor Hugo’s 'Les Miserables’ which talks about the Parisian sewage system for 5000 pages is an outlier and should not have been counted.
Enjolras is an only child. No older brother to give the “if you’re going to date, here’s what you need to know, 1. If you hurt them I hurt you” talk. So, a few days after Grantaire and Enjolras sort their shit and start dating. Grantaire gets pulled into Courf and Ferres apartment, sat on the couch. Ferre clears his throat and pulls out his notes while courf pulls out ferres laptop, places it in front of R and starts the 32 slide presentation.
among all these passionate hearts and all these undoubting minds there was one skeptic. how did he happen to be there? from juxtaposition. the name of this skeptic was grantaire, and he usually signed with this rebus: R. grantaire was a man who took good care not to believe in anything. | grantaire