les amis in wonderland

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Masterchef AU

Grantaire as a famous pâtissier, recognizable for his way too casual manner and tendency to drink.

Enjolras as the chef of the 5-star restaurant Les Amis, famous for his looks, charm and for being fucking made of steel.

But wait!

They’re the judges

anonymous asked:

HI!!! You make the best enjoltaire aus and i'm literally in love with your masterchef au!!!! Like!!!! it's so good!!! Do you have any more headcanons about Grantaire?

Oh my god ‘non, thank you! <3 I’m glad you like them. And ofc, here have some SEVERAL:

- Kinda of an wandering chef - he doesn’t have an actual restaurant where he works because he found out early on in his career that he doesn’t work well in a highly competitive and pressured ambient

- The way his eyes crinkle when he smiles will be Enjolras’s cause of death

- Always has some kind of frosting/dough/food thing sticking to his face/hands/hair?? How???

- He’s a sweet child who gets excited when the challenges involve sweets

- Has an unique signature for all his work, ask anyone and they’ll be able to tell that dessert was made by chef R

- Pâtissier legend lbh

- One of the contestants told him she had began cooking after leaving her abusive family because of an interview she saw of him. He cried. On camera. For several minutes (she ended up winning that season)

- Also the season where Enjolras began to have “look at him he must be protected at all costs” feels

- On one episode the challenge was to emulate one of the desserts he had created. Boy spent most of the episode blushing like a schoolgirl

- Honestly he’s so lovable??

- A mix of Masterchef Junior’s Gordon Ramsay and Anthony Bourdain

- Has a fanclub probably

- The state of his uniform once made Enjolras cry, but he loves that goddamn uniform more than his soul, it’s with him since the beginning - look that’s the burn from when he first tried to do something en flambé

- Often starts telling stories about specific marks on his chef’s whites in order to calm down some stressed/near to tears contestants

- Has that problem when making desserts that require alcohol that he ends up drinking way too much of the stuff so there’s never the right amount for the actual recipe afterwards

- Loves to do “looks into the camera like he’s in The Office” face-turns, and the filming crew always does a slow zoom of his face on these moments

- Is a meme

- Have I mentioned the meme part?

Honestly though, he’s a little shit who loves to bother Enjolras with tales and utterly ridiculously endearing nicknames and I love him. Please protect my son.

Alright, but bear with me.

Les Amis.

As.

Beauxbatons’s.

Ghosts.

Like, they haunt the school because it was built over the old Musain (ok, ok, I know it actually is like, in the Alps, but hey), and ended up coming back “to life”, so to say, because of an unlucky student’s potion that ended up being thrown out the window and fell directly on the ground, so suddenly there’s this odd bunch of revolutionaries wandering around the castle, being completly mistified (and excited) about all the magic stuff.

Combeferre usually haunting the library trying to get all the knowledge of magic he was never able to have.

Courfeyrac charming the first-year students while helping them out to get used to the school, sometimes randomly sitting at someone’s side during meal’s time if they’re feeling lonely.

Joly always appearing when it’s raining and someone’s trying to go out without an umbrella, ready to give a lecture about how they’re going to get a cold and you really should go back inside this instant young one.

Jehan helping the gardeners with the flowers, and always ready to weave some in someone’s hair while murmuring/discussing poetry to/with them.

Bossuet finally not tumbling over everything because now he’s incorporeal but even then managing to knock things out of it’s places accidentally.

Bahorel ‘tsk’-ing at the school’s robes and leaving affronted letters about it in the principal’s office. Or challenging first-year students who don’t yet know he’s a ghost to a arm-wrestling match only to laugh madly when their hands don’t encounter any resistance because he’s a freaking ghost.

Feully sitting in the back during classes, or doing origamis and tricolour cockades that the students collect and/or enchant.

Grantaire interrupting said classes with long speeches about nothing, to the ire of the teachers, or being the one who knows every nook and cranny of the school-grounds and the small magical village close-by, always managing to just be there when a student gets lost or is trying to sneak out (which he usually helps them to, if they bring some “offerings of wine to his poor, tormented soul, left to wander these empty corridors without ever finding rest”).

Enjolras having passionate discussions with the professors and students about the estabilishment and how the british magical system of schooling is prejudicial, why should someone segregate people in ‘houses’ it’s just wrong.

Just.

Les Amis as Beauxbatons’s ghosts