Little Enjolras/Grantaire Things:
  • Enjolras accidentally giggling at one of Grantaire’s terrible jokes 
  • Grantaire falling asleep on Combeferre and Enjolras getting jealous 
  • Enjolras having a cold and Grantaire bringing him homemade soup 
  • Enjolras watching Grantaire braid Jehan’s hair and then shyly asking if Grantaire would braid his
  • Enjolras and Grantaire watching movies together and having to share a blanket 
  • Grantaire picking Enjolras up from the police station and chuckling softly when Enjolras tries to explain that ‘It wasn’t his fault the police are terrible. It’s totally normal to start a riot, Grantaire.’
  • Grantaire and Enjolras having mature, adult discourse over topical issues and then Enjolras getting so hot and bothered by it that they end up making out on Courferre’s couch.
  • Enjolras and Grantaire strolling through a park together, ‘accidentally’ brushing their knuckles together and then shyly looking away.

Les amis as things my friends have said (part 3)

Enjolras: we are radical leftist, we believe people deserve rights

Ferre: because I always need to study

Courf: straight people exhaust me

Joly: the mothman is my life

Grantaire: box wine changed my life

Bahorel: I’m not a quitter when we’re talking memes

Feuilly: I have two part time jobs and university

Marius: I love the kazoo

Jehan: all witches are gay, it’s a fact.

Bossuet: at this point I’m only offended by pizza toppings and like… capitalism

additional:

Javert: n o

Cosette: i just stretched and accidentally kicked a star

Eponine: I want a spike on my boob

Montparnasse: aes before morals

Bishop Myriel: jesus loves all furries

Fantine: now you must take care of the little ones

part 1 part 2

anonymous asked:

Courfeyrac and Gavroche with sunglasses, ridiculous disguises, and walkie-talkies, hiding around corners and behind cars, making sure that Marius' date with Cosette goes all right.

Okay yes.

But I see this and raise you- Courfeyrac setting a sunglass wearing Gavroche on his shoulders and placing a gigantic trench coat over the both of them, and Les Amis acting as though everything is normal.

“Hey Gav, I like your coat.”

*Snickers are heard from the middle of said coat*

“Oh and you got one of those cool, new, laughing shirts. Nice!”

You come into MY house...

And tell me the boys of the Dead Poets Society, the Amis and the Newsies of Manhattan are 100000% straight bc I can tell you they’re not. They are 3 sets of young men who hang around other boys all the time. Sooooo they are definitely nOt straight all the time. 😂

les amis as stuff the students who live next door to me have done

Grantaire – tried to build a replica of the houses of parliament out of empty beer cans and laughed til they cried when it fell over (structural issues) “It’s symbolic!”

Jehan – wore leggings to graduation bc they didn’t like the cut of their suit trousers “Leggings are gender neutral, just ask Shakespeare.”

Bahorel – came round to get a parcel addressed to them that I’d signed for in their pyjamas “I heard the doorbell but I couldn’t answer because I was naked.” when I asked why they were naked “It’s Friday.”

Joly – leaned out of the 2nd floor bedroom window to throw a handful of condoms down to their friend stood in the street (I won’t repeat what they said)

Courfeyrac – ‘rescued’ (read: stole) my other neighbours dog when it got out. overheard making a 6 point argument for why they should keep the dog, despite barely being able to feed themselves

Combeferre – ran into a fellow student while leaving the house with a crate of energy drinks balanced on one shoulder and a bottle of vodka in their coat pocket. when asked where they were going? “The library.”

Bossuet – got really high and walked into the back door bc they thought it was open

Feuilly – set fire to a bunch of liberated UKIP signs in the back garden and roasted marshmallows over the flames

Marius - walked home one of the girls who lives in the house across the street then sat outside with her on the doorstep for hours talking despite it being below freezing (why did neither of them invite the other inside?? who knows)

Enjolras – overheard drunk under my window at 3am “Did you know about this? Did you know about the patriarchy? It’s a fucking disgrace man, what the fuck. We gotta, we gotta do something. Fuck. Fuck the patriarchy. Smash the- oh shit-” *falling over noises* “I’m fine the hedge broke my fall.”

Bonus Gavroche - spotted being carried along inside a wheelie bin by their friend to escape the rain

2

was doing sketch requests on mah twitter & @mrcutio asked for ‘bahorel doing a sick kickflip’ and then this…. turned into Les Amis: Primary School Origins

i don’t know anything about kickflips and neither does bahorel, luckily feuilly doesnt seem to mind