Les Amis as Pigeons

Enjolras: The pigeon in flight. Sometimes, he’ll shit on you if he hears you saying something morally criminal. Pigeon, much glory, much wow

Combeferre: The pigeon you swear is people-watching. For science!

Courfeyrac: The pigeon who needs as much furniture as you can throw down

Grantaire: The pigeon who shits on everything you love. He’s getting ready…

Bossuet and Joly: The two pigeons snuggling up with each other. They’re both basically house pets, btw

Jehan: The pigeon who looks like no pigeon you’ve ever seen

Bahorel: The pigeon who struts around like, “They see me rollin’, they hatin’”

Feuilly: The blue collar pigeon. Get it???


Jean Valjean: The pigeon who wears bread around his neck

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Some Ace Amis Headcanons

- Ace Cosette and Marius who both realized they were ace after they got together and were so worried about telling the other, but of course when they did it was a big love fest and they ended up crying for good reasons

- They’re still the most in love, attached at the hip team couple you’ve ever seen in your life

- Jehan who loves love and refuses to accept the way so many invalidate their relationships because they equate sex with love

- Enjolras who was so impressed by Jehan’s speech about asexuality that he invited him to join his new student group

- Grantaire who takes over a class at university one day to “educate these idiots like they’re children because they’re fucking acting like it” after some students say hateful ignorant things about asexuals to some of the amis

- Combeferre and Joly join in this little lesson (to Enjolras’s minor disapproval, R’s part of the presentation might have been more strongly worded than was strictly necessary) to explain the scientific take on the ace-spectrum

- Les Amis who take Asexual Awareness Week very seriously.  They decorate the entire campus in black, gray, white, and purple, hand out fliers, contact the local newspapers

- They have a meeting every afternoon on the quad, where they give speeches, let others not in the group speak, and answer questions


My name is ridiculous, so I accept nearly any pronunciation. 


OOC transcript

[Feuilly]: How to pronounce my name. Feuilly. Or “hey weird French name guy!”



Prompt: speak in a language that you know!

OOC Transcript:

[Feuilly, in French]: Bonjour à tous! Je m’appelle Feuilly et c’est mon chien, Jack!

Translation: Hello to all!  My name is Feuilly and this is my dog, Jack.


Hey y’all, I’m Bossuet (He/him) and this is my introduction video feat. my adorable whale lights that I got as a gift from Joly!

-Bossuet :D

What she says: I’m fine
What she means: In the 2012 movie adaptation of Les Mis, why does Grantaire go from sitting on the front of the carriage wearing a coat and a hat to sitting in some random cafe with a girl on his knee in a matter of seconds? Was George Blagden acting as an extra and the directors just hoped we wouldn’t notice? Or were they suggesting that Grantaire couldn’t bear to see Enjolras die so as soon as the conflict started he ran away to bury his sorrows with wine and a girl? If that was the case how did it happen so quickly? How does time work in the Les Mis movie universe? At the start of the film Fantine is shown to go from fairly ‘normal’ to having a cough in just a few scenes which are probably set over a matter of days, weeks at most. Does time pass differently in France? Do they experience shorter days and shorter years? Back to Grantaire, when he kisses Mme Hucheloup off her chair why does he go from wearing a sash around his waist to not wearing one even though the shot didn’t change? Is Grantaire always doomed to have trouble in the wardrobe department?