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hp headcanons: asexual charlie weasley

So you don’t like girls? - No, Percy - Or boys? - No, Bill - So who do you like? - No one, that’s the point, Ginny -  Dragons? - Sure, Ron, I like dragons  - Knew it! You owe me 5 galleons Fred! - Merlin, George - That’s fascinating son! - Thanks, Dad - You can still adopt some grand kids for me though, right? - Mum!

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character posters: fleur delacour 

A young woman was standing in the doorway, a woman of such breathtaking beauty that the room seemed to have become strangely airless. She was tall and willowy with long blonde hair and appeared to emanate a faint, silvery glow.

for @vernondursley: happy birthday my dear (05/05)

for @lepetitcomte <3 happy birthday!!

  • It had been years since Dean had last seen Seamus and now he was trying to figure out why this.
  • Why, all of a sudden, the childhood memories were coming back.
  • Life had taken them both by surprise when Dean moved away, just when they were on the cusp of their teenage years.
  • The two wrote to each other as often as they could, but Dean still felt like an outsider. 
  • Seamus was doing all these wonderful things without him and Dean worried he would no longer belong. 
  • They had promised to remain best friends, sure, but time and distance had not been terribly kind on Dean’s thoughts. 
  • All Dean wanted was to go back to when they were younger, when all that mattered was the two of them. 
  • Dean sighed as he made his way up the stairs, the first days of university looming ahead. He hadn’t heard from Seamus in a while, but he figured their busy lives just gotten in the way for now. 
  • Staring at the door of his new place, Dean took a deep breath in and opened the door, pulling his suitcase over the threshold before really looking over the place.
  • It was nice enough and Dean was already setting up decorations in his head when he noticed movement near the closet. 
  • Seeing a figure practically fall out of it, Dean rushed over to help and in an instant his breath was gone. 
  • Dean struggled to find his words as he become lost in a smile he had found comfort in since childhood and the unmistakable accent that only made his heart beat faster.
  • “Hey you!”
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ships: jily

“She was a very pretty woman. She had dark red hair and her eyes - her eyes are just like mine…but then he noticed that she was crying; smiling, but crying at the same time. The tall, thin, black-haired man standing next to her put his arm around her. He wore glasses, and his hair was very untidy.”

for @jilys: may you have the sweetest sixteen love (11/05)

url edit for @fortesques  gave Harry free sundaes every half-hour

help me breathe again (a wish to start anew)

Summary: With an arranged marriage to Draco Malfoy, Neville wonders how else his life can get turned upside down

Rating: T

Genre: Arranged Marriage, Angst, Slow Burn, Enemies to Lovers

Words: 9232

A/N: For @septimvsmalfoy, the second winner of my giveaway!! The prompt was an arranged marriage and oh boy did i get carried away. 

Shout out to @lepetitcomte for being an awesome beta!!

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Godfrey Gao as Sirius Black // for @lepetitcomte - happy birthday Jules! c:

Black stopped struggling, though his hollowed eyes were still fixed on Scabbers, who was clamped tightly under Ron’s bitten, scratched, and bleeding hands.

“All right, then,” Black said, without taking his eyes off the rat. “Tell them whatever you like. But make it quick, Remus. I want to commit the murder I was imprisoned for..”

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theo x blaise → I do not want to have you to fill empty parts of me, I want to be full on my own. I want to be so complete I could light a whole city and then I want to have you, cause the two of us combined could set it on fire.


↳ requested by @padfootd

lepetitcomte  asked:

🔥 Finn

I’m not a huge fan of Finn’s upcoming storyline. I know him being “a big deal in the Resistance” is great news, but like … it seems the easy way out. I just really wanted him to have the Jedi storyline since that’s what we were advertised before TFA and are shown DURING TFA (until like, the last 20 minutes) and pushing Finn into the Resistance is cutting him out of the A-plot (the Jedi plot) to make room for the white characters,

SEND ME A “ 🔥 “ FOR AN UNPOPULAR OPINION.

lepetitcomte  asked:

Scoyd + College AU

The One Where Boyd Seduces his TA

Boyd has Hot TA™ for his Bio class and like. He barely understands the coursework anyway but he’s so damn pretty that it’s even harder to focus. So instead he just copies the notes of one of his neighbors and watches KhanAcademy videos to fill in the blanks. 

But then he notices that the Scott can’t stop looking at him when his arms are out. He suddenly discovers a use for all of his sleeveless tops that cling to his chest like a second skin. It’s worthwhile to see him flustered, plus it makes him more confident to ask questions after class, knowing that his face is red because of him. 

His grades star improving and he gets a much better understanding of the coursework. Somehow these little flirtations have made him a really good student. 

Then it happens. 

Boyd comes to class early one day in sweatpants and no underwear (it’s wash day leave him alone) and his tightest top yet. When Scott comes into set up he nearly falls over he’s so shocked. 

Needless to say Boyd passes the class. And get’s a boyfriend as a bonus ;)

Tutor

Scott’s struggling with his fashion history course and Boyd comes to the rescue, offering to be his dutiful tutor and help him through all the talk of textiles and fabrics and swatches. 

Basically, there’s a lot of talking about clothing and some shopping trips!

I found you crying in the library are you okay?

Boyd’s crazy stressed out from class and his job is driving him nuts so he just goes to his favorite corner in the library and cries into a giant bag of popcorn while listening to the audio book of his textbook.

Scott comes by a few times, giving him nervous, worried glances, but tries to keep his distance.

Until he chokes on a kernel and actual Certified Nurses’ Assistant Scott has to give him the Heimlich, which, wow he should not be so happy to be held after almost choking on popcorn of all things.

Also hey you have a number or what guardian angel?

Roommates

Scott’s old roommate Stiles almost burned down the entire sophomore dorm so now Scott’s been placed in the only available free space on campus, Apartment 312, where the only roommateless student has been living peacefully already for months.

Scott feels so guilty about it that he tries to make himself scarce to make up for it but Boyd is actually glad for the company. He likes it when he comes home and sees someone there, likes to find Scott somewhere taking a nap or eating something sweet.

It’s nice.

Fuck.

Drunken hook ups

Boyd wakes up in bed with a beautiful stranger and a neck full of hickeys that he won’t be able to explain to his flatmates. Scott wakes up feeling deliciously sore and satisfied.

They both don’t remember how this happened.

Shenanigans ensue.

lepetitcomte  asked:

#16-20 for the fanfic asks :))))))

I COULD BE WRITING INSTEAD OF ANSWERING THIS ASK MUM
i wouldn’t.

16. Describe your WIP that currently has the highest word count.

it’s a getting together slow burn kinda sci-fi au where Zayn is a helpless nerd, has a puppy named Chewbacca, thinks that Niall is a literal superhero and then some drama happens and niall and zayn have to flee the town together to escape the evil masterminds ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

17. Describe a fic that is still in the ‘ideas’ stage.

…i have a whole notebook with like 37 and a half fic ideas which one do you want?

18. Do you have a fic reading/writing routine?

i almost always read fics on my phone, usually in bed before sleep/after i wake up or while i’m on a train
when it comes to writing i don’t have any fucking routine, i just sit in front of my laptop and cry, squeeze a few words out of myself and then go to bed and this is when i start having ideas but i’m too lazy/tired/sleepy to wake up 

19. What’s your favorite character headcanon?

that Zayn is #TeamCap

20. Do you have a favorite fanfic or author? If so, tag them/post a link and share the love!

@farfromthstars (niallszayn on ao3) @zlall (flares on ao3) @eiqhties (eiqhties on ao3) @queerlyalex (softly/alexenglish on ao3) and a honorary mention to @lepetitcomte (LePetitComte on ao3) as my fave hp/deamus writer -> i’ve read (almost) all of their works and i can assure you they are ALL. INCREDIBLE.
and it would take me way too long to mention my fave fics because i’m not able to pick just one (as showed above dkhajda)


here should be a link to the ask post but Jules decided to just ask all of the questions because why not