leos bar

The signs as things I've done while drunk
  • Aries: stole an entire bottle of champagne from my friends, ran, and drank the whole thing by myself under a tree
  • Taurus: asked my friends parents if I could make weed brownies as a joke and they said yes
  • Gemini: talked to a friend about the universe for an entire hour in some random person's yard at 2 am
  • Cancer: held my friends hair back while she threw up, put pj's on her, and tucked her into bed
  • Leo: danced on a bar in front of a wall that said "fuck yeah" with an American flag
  • Virgo: made plans with a complete stranger to go see Niagara Falls (I live in Florida)
  • Libra: when my dad's girlfriend asked for a lighter, I misheard her and ran to my room and grabbed my weed because I thought she said "light up" let's just say my dad wasn't happy
  • Scorpio: kissed three guys within the span of 2 hours
  • Sagittarius: went driving with friends (a sober person was driving dw) and had a titanic moment through my sun roof by myself (it was magical)
  • Capricorn: destroyed two grown ass men in beer pong my first time playing
  • Aquarius: went to a party with a friend when we heard a girl say "hey are we going skiing tonight?" (aka doing coke). My friend and I just looked at each other and got tf out of there
  • Pisces: grabbed a blanket and fell asleep in about 10 different places in my friend's house
Zodiac Signs as Candy requested by anon

aries: hot tamales that a child spit out on the ground

taurus: left over whoppers

gemini: fun size twizzlers

cancer: sweet tarts in the trash

leo: half eaten snickers bar

virgo: discounted box of chocolates the day after valentines day

libra: 25¢ gumball that got stuck in the dispenser

scorpio: black licorice

sagittarius: broken sucker

capricorn: expired dark chocolate

aquarius: a pack of gummy worms someone dropped

pisces: swedish fish (get it? cause pisces is a fish)

The signs as snacks from the corner shop

ARIES: Kinder Egg

TAURUS: The whole shop

GEMNI: Double Decker

CANCER: Mint Gum

LEO: Lion Bar

VIRGO: Nerds

LIBRA: Flake

SCORPIO: Bournville Dark Chocolate

SAGITTARIUS: Bounty

CAPRICORN: Cadbury Milk Chocolate

AQUARIUS: Space Invaders

PISCES: Turkish Delight

Signs in a bar/club
  • <p> <b>Aries:</b> gets super drunk from shots and passes out on the dance floor<p/><b>Taurus:</b> judges everyone while sipping a martini<p/><b>Gemini:</b> twerks all over the floor<p/><b>Cancer:</b> sits at the bar the whole time watching TV<p/><b>Leo:</b> gets people to buy drinks for them<p/><b>Virgo:</b> splashes a drink in someone's face<p/><b>Libra:</b> flirts more than humanly possible<p/><b>Scorpio:</b> does shots with Aries<p/><b>Sagittarius:</b> dances their ass off<p/><b>Capricorn:</b> leans against a wall looking all creepy and nodding their head to the music<p/><b>Aquarius:</b> twerks with Gemini but more hardcore<p/><b>Pisces:</b> hits on everyone<p/></p>
The Signs As A Cocktail

Aries: Jäger Bomb
Taurus: Classic Margarita
Gemini: Cosmopolitan
Cancer: The Gentleman
Libra: Strawberry Daiquiri
Scorpio: Bloody Mary
Leo: Whiskey Sour
Virgo: Mojito
Sagittarius: Kamikaze
Capricorn: Long Island Tea
Aquarius: Mai Tai
Pisces: Vodka Martini

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For a special treat…
I’ve booked a hotel.

Signs As Baked Desserts

Aries: Rice Crispy Squares

Taurus: Apple Crisp

Gemini: Nanamio Bars

Cancer: Cupcakes

Leo: Creme Brulee

Virgo: Chocolate Cookies

Libra: Doughnuts

Scorpio: New York Cheesecake

Sagittarius: Peanut Butter Cookies

Capricorn: Pumpkin Pie

Aquarius: Ice Cream Cake

Pisces: Brownies

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3, 17 & 21!

3. What is the rarest rare pair (that you ship)?

tbh a lot of my favourite ships are more on the rarepair side? florina/ninian, ephraim/kyle, caeldori/nina, f!morgan/nah… i think my Actual Rarest though is probably scarlet/oboro or scarlet/kagero.

17. Is there a type of ship you always go for?

i am a gosh darn sucker for liege/retainer ships. i wouldn’t say i 100% ALWAYS go for them bc sometimes if it’s too unbalanced it makes me a bit uncomfortable (like chrom/frederick tbh), but i ship all the fates royals barring leo and camilla with their same-gender retainer and in takumi’s case both retainers, and i also love tiki/say’ri, ephraim/kyle, innes/vanessa, and lyn/kent. lucina/severa kinda counts too, in future past anyway.

21. Favourite thing you’ve ever created for a ship?

geeze, i can’t narrow it down to one haha, so top three in no particular order are:

  • the lyn/florina i drew for @phrenotobe​ for nagamas a few years back (it’s my laptop lockscreen haha)
  • the florina/ninian i doodled when i realized i have a thing for human/dragon lady ships
  • my one and only fanfic, an f!morgan/nah basically-an-S-rank-in-prose-form
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Fitzsimmons in 3X13

signs as breakfast foods

aries: coffee

taurus: donuts

gemini: fruits

cancer: granola bars

leo: bagels & cream cheese

virgo: yogurt

libra: (spiked) orange juice

scorpio: milk & cereal

sagittarius: sunny-side up eggs

capricorn: bacon

aquarius: pastries

pisces: oatmeal