Makoto Naegi: DON’T FIGHT THE HOPE BOI!!!!!!! he’s small and full of happiness and why would you ever do this to him?? let him live pls he’s been through enough
Sayaka Maizono: I mean… you can??? I wouldn’t recommend it bc she might try to stab you despite you being aTHLETIC AS FUCK AND AT LEAST THREE TIMES STRONGER THAN HER (COUGH LEON COUGH),,,, but you can try
Leon Kuwata: fucking obliterate this boi. end his horrid pop punk existence. although you’d have to deal with the wrath of Kanon and also the wrath of his vast fanbase (including yours truly but tbh you could probably kick my ass easily)
Mukuro Ikusaba: no??? why would you???? that’s a suicide mission??? do you want to be fucking shot????
Chihiro Fujisaki: pls don’t they’re also small and full of life. they’d cry the entire time and it wouldn’t be worth it. you wouldn’t even gain any satisfaction out of it so why would you want to fight them in the first place
Mondo Oowada: he deserves it but don’t because he’ll eviscerate you??? like, honestly?? he’ll stab you with his fucking corn pompadour and then dance around your lifeless remains…. he deserves to be fought for punching Hope Boi but also don’t do it
Kiyotaka Ishimaru: PLS NO. everybody loves him and he’d take the fighting like a fucking champ. he’s also hella buff underneath that uniform. plus,,, don’t ruin his face? he’s a beautiful boi with a nice butt and nice abs and everybody loves that
Hifumi Yamada: end him. fucking do it. there are literally no downsides except for the fact that he might be into it??? look at that boi’s face and tell me he’s not into some fucked up kinky shit
Celestia Ludenberg: she’s the devil???? idk about you but i wouldn’t want to fight the devil???? but other than that yes please fight her, punch her in the shoulder 18 times
Sakura Oogami: HER TALENT IS LITERALLY THE SUPER HIGH SCHOOL LEVEL FIGHTER THIS IS A BAD IDEA
Junko Enoshima: please fucking fight her. she’ll definitely be into it but that doesn’t fucking matter because she’s ACTUALLY the devil and should be fought super hard. pop her fake boobs
Kyouko Kirigiri: there is no advantage to this. why would you ever fight her, she’s helpful and also she wouldn’t even react, she’d probably write you a strongly worded letter after the fact
Byakuya Togami: FUCK THIS TALL BOI. FUCK HIM UP. PLEASE DO IT FOR ME. HE IS MY SON BUT I WANT HIM TO FUCKING SUFFER. END HIM. KICK HIM IN BOTH OF HIS GIGANTIC FUCKING SHINS
Touko Fukawa: kick her ass, but gently, lest you suffer the fate that will surely be pressed upon you at the hands of Genocider Syo. plus, Touko will also probably be into this but it doesn’t matter either
Yasuhiro Hagakure: YES. DECIMATE HIM. he’s a weed man and probably won’t even realize you’re kicking his ass until it’s too late. baby boy is a fucked up mess just do it he deserves it
Aoi Asahina: unless you want to invoke the fury of Sakura, don’t. plus??? Aoi is fucking pure???? let her live???? what has she done to you?? pls???