leonardo was on to something and i for one am not

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pls tell us more about the renaissance artists!1!!!

here we go [ part one | leonardo ]

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Let's say the guys are on patrol one night and look down a alley to see their crush silently crying while being yelled at by their bf. how would each guy feel about it? Would they do something at that moment?

Boyoboyo am I glad I’m not that bf LMAOOO God save his ass because my boys sending him up to the big house giftwrapped with his own limbs ahsgshdbdhfjg


The damn weather changes when he spots your broken down from underneath your boyfriends intimidating one. It goes cold, and quiet as he feels ice freeze anything and everything in his chest.

You can hear a pin drop under the layer of the screaming, and Leonardo is quieter than a pin. He makes no sound, but your boyfriend certainly does. He begs for mercy.

He begs for his life and Leonardo merely scoffs and tells him to redirect his pleading to you. You have the last say. You are his queen, and he is your battalion. Your army. If you so wish, he won’t leave this alley alive.

[Unfortunately he does, but that leads to a much crueler fate inside a padded cell]


You ever hear the say, ‘I came out kicking, screaming, and covered in someone else’s blood, and I’m not afraid to go out the same way’?

Your boyfriend best start runnin’ now, because he has a meeting in hell and Raphael is gonna make sure he doesn’t miss it.

When he sees you crouching, balled up in a damp alleyway crying because this asshole is towering over you and screaming? It’s like fire. Liquid fire and it hurtles through his veins until he sees nothing but bright white red.

He does indeed save you, and does indeed walk off with you in his arms. But not after he makes sure this now ex-boyfriend will never see children in his future.


Now, many have speculated about what length is Mikey a fearful, merciless creature. Just by his looks you could say, “nah. He’s such a sweetheart, could never truly kill anyone.”

But believe you me, when Mikey sees how you cry and sob, as your boyfriend taunts and screams at you, he becomes less like Mikey, and more like a beast.

He is power and the air is charged with it. You feel an oncoming storm and as soon as Mikey drops down into the alley you know why. His face us deadly serious, not a trace of humor, not a ghost of a smile.

His eyes are cloudy as he backs your boyfriend into a corner. That day, your boyfriend learned just how much it hurts to have your collarbone broken in, and how fear really tastes in your mouth.


Now, as bad as all his brothers are for someone on the other side of the line, Dondon is the worst.

He’s a closeted maniac, some could say. So that makes just that more dangerous for your soon-to-be ex boyfriend, when Dondon spots you and him in that unfair altercation.

Dondon has been always jealous of your boyfriend. He had what Dodon wanted, you. But Dondon holds back and doesn’t do anything about his feelings because he wants you to be happy. So when je sees this, all that raw, untapped, bottled up jealousy fuels him into a rage.

How dare he? How dare he hurt the one thing that’s the most important in his life?

Dodon loves you with everything he has and here’s your boyfriend, treating you like dirt. Lets all settle this on the fact that your boyfriend left with his life, but with a couple broken bones, is currently single and now knows what it’s like to have a large staff stuck up his ass.

[“To dislodge your head,” Dondon explains]


“In my head I was like, ‘You have literally 30 seconds left in this room and if you don’t do something impressive nothing will ever come of it. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime chance, just take it.’ And he’s really scary. I can barely keep up. And he ends it saying, ‘You should be happy to have a husband like me. Now get over here and kiss me.’ So I walk up really close to his face and then I’m like, ‘Maybe I should kiss him. When else am I ever going to get a chance to kiss Leo DiCaprio, ever?” But another part of my brain clicks and I just go, Whack! I hit him in the face. And then I scream, ‘Fuck you!’ And that’s not in the script at all. The room just went dead silent and I froze. I’m thinking, ‘You just hit Leonardo DiCaprio in the face. They’re going to arrest you because that’s assault. You’re definitely never going to work again, that’s for sure. They’ll probably sue you as well in case there’s a bruise on his face and he needs to film something else.’ And then all of a sudden Marty and Leo just burst out laughing. Marty says, “That was great!” Leo’s like, “Hit me again!”

Turtle Tot Head Canon #3

I know, I know. I’m blabbing way too much about turtle tots but I can’t help it. Their adorable little muses keep poking my brain!

Okay this one is about ‘shell hiding’, you know when they retract completely into their shells? I’m imagining the boys are about three or four years old. Starting with Leo, I don’t think he hides or withdraws his body into his shell as much as his brothers. If he does its usually just his head when Splinter is disciplining him about something he’s done wrong. I can just see Splinter saying, “Leonardo, I am very disappointed in you.” And Leo’s head just kind shrinks down into his shell until only his eyes are visible.

Raph is a “big turtle” and shell hiding is for babies like Donnie and Mikey. But at bedtime, as our little tough guy settles down at night, he subconsciously pulls his body into his shell as he falls into a deeper sleep. But if you ask him about it, he’ll say he only does it 'cause Donnie whistles too loud in his sleep.

Donnie takes full advantage of his shell capabilities. I imagine Donnie having some social ineptitudes and quirks as a young child, and when he can’t express his frustrations, he has no qualms about hiding in his shell. Raph and Leo are fighting? Shell time. Tired of Mikey aggravating him? Shell time. Splinter forgot to seperate his algae from his worms at dinner? Shell time. Raph getting ready slug him 'cause he took apart his favorite toy truck? Definitely shell time. It’s just more logical to retract from situations in which he can’t find an immediate solution, than it is to try and figure out the strange social interactions of his family. His brothers know when he’s in a shell time mood to simply leave him be until he’s ready to rejoin them in their play. Donnie also hides in his shell when he’s sick. His brothers usually know the difference between moody Donnie and sick Donnie and accordingly tell Splinter when “Don-Don is sick”.

Mikey makes a game out of hiding in his shell. He finds that his big brothers can’t tickle him to death inside his shell so nyah-nyah-nyah! He also likes when Raph spins him around and around while in his shell….well until that one time when he threw up.

I have at least two more turtle tot head canons, but i think I’ll give you guys a break from my babbling!


Congratulations Leo! I can’t express how happy I am for his win! He actually wins in life! He is my idol since the first movie I’ve ever watched. His roles are absolutely magnificent. He is one of the best, if not THE BEST actor ever. He puts his soul into his job. This award is not only for The Revenant, but also for his every role he had in his life. He deserves an Oscar for EVERY ONE OF THEM! I often say Leo is an Oscar himself. .. Yes, so many “actors” need to look upon him and take notes. 

His speech that he made yesterday was something I started my day today with. I am speechless because of it. He is so smart and intelligent. He is so conscious and down to earth, it is even unbelievable. I was brought to tears by his powerful and awakening speech. 

Now every time I pass through some article about him winning and I look at his sime, I smile too. I am very very happy for him and I celebrate this win like it is mine! 

Congratulations again my idol, more to come! 

“Let us not  take this planet for granted. I do not take tonight for granted.“ -  Leonardo DiCaprio at his Oscar winning speech.