leonardo jokes


Leonardo Dicaprio is a work of art

Lame Jokes with Leonardo Watch
  • One day, Leonardo, Zapp and Zed went to have lunch at the Diner
  • Leo: Hey, you know what, you two as a pair should be called Fish & Chips
  • Zapp: what are you playing at, Pube-head? We all know this bastard is called 'Fish' since he's techinally one. But, why the hell am I the 'Chips'?
  • Leo: With your tan skin, you look like a deep-fried Potato
  • Zapp: Fuck You!