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Joys of Parenthood

Originally posted by lupitalover

Originally posted by ohevansmycaptain

(^^Good stuff right here)

Prompt: Glimpse into Bones and reader’s life as parents

Warnings: Dad fluffies

Word Count: 2,120

A/n: Gah! So much cute. Cute overload

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Look The Other Way

Pairing: Leonard McCoy x Reader

Beta: None. You have been warned. :P

Warnings: None that I’m aware of.

Word count: 1978

A/N: This is for @outside-the-government‘s Winter Blues Challenge (Rules Here | Challenge Masterlist Here). My prompt is in bold.

“Explain to me why you skipped coming to see me about this and went straight to this alternative horseshit?” Dr. Leonard McCoy asked you, pulling the curtain back from around the bio bed, the rings scraping against the bar as he flung it closed behind him.

“Don’t yell at me,” you said between clenched teeth from where you were sitting on the bio bed. Seriously, the day was bad enough. Yelling at this point was just unnecessary cruelty.

“I yell because I care, dammit,” he said, quieter than before but certainly nowhere near a regular speaking voice as he approached the bio bed.

“Well, care a little more quietly. I’ve gone blind, not deaf.”  

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Can someone explain why the boys are wearing matching outfits?

ALSO since Kirk and Bones were with each other for like years, and never left each other side do you think they went clothes shopping together??

((Karl Urban wore the necklace and the v-neck to an ode of Kelleys look in the Motion Picture)).

For You

Originally posted by blackdogs-world

Prompt: “Instead of the reader getting hurt, Bones does? Maybe he protects the reader from getting hurt or something?” -Anon

Warnings: Trashy science stuff that, for the most part, is made up. Angst if you squint

Word Count: 2,099

A/n: This fic is way, WAY overdue, but don’t worry, I’m getting back to writing again. I have been horribly busy. The facts in this story are everywhere, so if you really have the dying desire to know what’s real and what’s not, message me and I’ll let ya know :P

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Imagine Running and Hiding From Bones to Avoid an Exam

Originally posted by fuckyeahteamjones

Prompt: Bones x reader where she’s running/hiding from Bones to avoid her exam

Warnings: None

Word Count: 1289

Author’s Note: Look! I’m writing again! This one is a little on the longer side but I figured it’s ok given the amount of time I’d gone without posting. Enjoy!

You hated your annual medical exams. You were never sick, you were scared of needles and hypos, so your solution was to avoid the check-ups for as long as possible, which was easier said than done when you’re dating the freaking CMO. Every time Bones came into sight you either hid or ran, and since your appointment was scheduled for almost two weeks ago, the two of you hadn’t seen much of each other lately. 

Today you were busy working on something down in engineering with Scotty when you hear the sound of an annoyed southern man call out your name from the platform above you. You take one glance up to see Bones starting to climb down the stairs before bolting again. You hear him sigh and the sound of Scotty laughing as you quickly make your escape out of engineering. You sprint down the hallway, and you grab a doorframe to help swing yourself around the corner. You keep running until you find the entrance to the hangar, and you quickly find a shuttle to hide behind. You watch as Bones runs into the hangar and scans the room.

“C’mon darlin’, it’ll only take a couple minutes!” He calls out, but you stay hidden away. He sighs and runs a hand down his face before beginning to search for you. Suddenly someone taps you on your shoulder and puts their hand over your mouth right as you’re about to scream. You spin around and see Jim behind you, trying to keep himself from laughing.

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Top Ten Appropriate Anagrams For “Leonard Horatio McCoy”

Very appropriate anagrams indeed

Imagine Bones Helping You With Depression

Originally posted by deeepsleep

Prompt: Hi, feel free to ignore this request but could I get a fic where the reader is depressed a self harms until one day kirk or bones sees them doing it and comforts them and gets them help. I need one of my heroes to save me… thanks:)

Warnings: Self harm, depression, insecurities

Word Count: 1052

Author’s Note: To the lovely person who requested this: I hope what I wrote is similar to what you had in mind :) 

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  • Alien Scientist: This is amazing, Mr Spock, how did you work under pressure without being stressed and come out as a whole with this experiment?
  • Spock: Vulcans do not feel.
  • Bones: *Bounces and spits out what he is drinking* That's a bluff, and if he did not feel then we would not be bonded.
  • Alien Scientist: *Looks over in the direction of Spock*
  • Spock: *Looks like he has been caught* Vulcans do not feel.
  • Bones: All right, Spocko, no sex tonight, ya sleepin' on the couch. *Joins Jim in another group*
  • Alien Scientist: Did sex have to do with your accomplishment?
  • Spock: I respectfully decline to answer.