KAREN: I know what you were doing! You were checking out that hussy, yeah. Well, let me tell you something, boy. Now that you’re married, the only mini quiches you should be paying attention to are Grace’s.
LEO: You’re a little bit scary, aren’t you?
KAREN: Listen to me, mister. If I hear that you have hurt my Gracie in any way, I will hurt you, yeah. I have people. I’m not gonna say who. But I do.
LEO: That’s funny… How come you care that Diane has had Will’s kabobs but you don’t care that she’s had my kabobs and I’ve had hers?
JACK: No, silly. Diane is a woman, she doesn’t have ‘kabobs’, she has a 'kagina’.
KAREN: And nice katits…