Designated Hitter vs. Al-Qaeda
  • Walter:It's a no brainer. There is nothing more anti-American than the designated hitter.
  • Leo:Al-Qaeda is more anti-American than anything!
  • Walter:This country was founded on a celebration of our individual freedoms. But the designated hitter puts the team's collective success over that of the individual. Can't bat? Oh don't worry! We'll just let somebody else do that part of your job for you so we can all win together! There's another name for that, Leo: COMMUNISM.
  • Leo:You can't get any more anti-American than actually trying to destroy America.
  • Walter:Al-Qaeda is doomed to failure. They're hiding in caves. Designated hitters walk amongst us as heroes. It's subversive!

This is what Walter’s vault makes me think of.

Also, how much of the weird stuff that mysteriously appears in Leo’s yard when Walter’s doing his finding thing do you think comes out of that vault?

I wonder if Leo can always tell whether Walter is finding stuff or just doing stuff. And I wonder if that makes him worry.

Walter, maybe you should come above ground for awhile. I need an opinion on dinosaurs vs. dragons.