leo's mom

The signs as things

Aries: helpful and peaceful tbh
Taurus: hella stubborn but loyal af
Gemini: really friendly
Cancer: hella sensitive and typical mom friend
Leo: sometimes annoying but always brings joy
Virgo: they’re generally pretty but neat
Libra: cinnamon rolls but can be really scary tbh
Scorpio: sometimes introverted but somewhat funny
Sagittarius: cute cinnamon rolls that will talk your ear off XD
Capricorn: man, they spread happiness when they’re happy
Aquarius: clever af and lowkey likely to handle jokes
Pisces: %7267364 more sensitive than cancer im serious don’t upset them

The Signs as Mom Lines
  • Aries: Who threatened you at school? Where do they live!? *sharpens knife, runs out of house and off into the distance*
  • Taurus: i packed your lunch and some snacks for you. if you're still hungry just give me a call and i'll bring you some Taco Bell.
  • Gemini: i'm not like most moms ;) i'm a cool mom.
  • Cancer: I love you. I love you. I love you. I LOVE YOU SWEETIE.
  • Leo: want to go shopping after school? i can't carry ALL the bags by myself haha
  • Virgo: if you didn't sleep in so late you might actually have time to do productive things with your day
  • Libra: *walks into kids school with starbucks* i'm so sorry i'm late honey, i got so distracted.
  • Scorpio: you have to the count of three you little fucking asshole. why don't you ever want to hang out with me lol?
  • Sagittarius: ew. you are NOT wearing that to school. go fucking change
  • Capricorn: Idc if you're 12, you will get a job and learn the value of a dollar, you little jellybean
  • Aquarius: lmfao show me that one youtube video again
  • Pisces: Honey, I think you're so special and unique. I love you so much. Oh, wait. What was i saying again? I can't remember but i think you're so awesome
The signs as how they react to crushes
  • Aries: Wants their crush to instantly notice them by being overly enthusiastic about their common interest to the point where they come off as a little weird and aggressive.
  • Taurus: Pretends that they are not affected when their crush finally notices them but freaks out the moment that they get home.
  • Gemini: Calls their crush bae and stalks them a lot
  • Cancer: No one knows who their crush is or if cancer even has a crush because the only way they'll ever tell you is if youre their mom.
  • Leo: lowkey protects their crush and fights for them. Offers their crush jackets when its cold and their last piece of gum.
  • Virgo: Writes love songs about their crushes and talks about them like they put the stars in the sky but literally runs away the second they see them.
  • Libra: is surprisingly really shy around their crushes to the point that they have the urge to hide their face when their crush looks at them.
  • Scorpio: Looks like they hate their crush when in reality they are all they ever think about.
  • Sagittarius: Always in denial and wont let anyone know that they have feelings but is lowkey begging for their crush to make the first move.
  • Capricorn: Tweets about their crush, stalks every social media platform they have but will totally be normal when interacting with them.
  • Aquarius: Wants to tell their crush they love them and does when a friend forces them to.
  • Pisces: Makes fanfics about them and their crush. Talks to their best friends at 3am about how it hurts to love their crush so much
Likes and Dislikes of the Zodiac Signs!
  • Aries
Likes:
Comfortable clothes, taking the lead, physical challenges, individual sports. Dislikes:
Inactivity, delays, work that doesn’t use one’s talents.
  • Taurus 
Likes:
Gardening, cooking, working with hands, music, romance, high-quality clothing. Dislikes:
Sudden changes, complications, insecurity of any kind, synthetic fabrics.
  • Gemini
Likes:
Music, magazines, books, music, blogs, chats with nearly anyone, short trips around town. Dislikes:
Repetition and routine, being alone, being confined.
  • Cancer
Likes:
Relaxing near or in water, art, home-based hobbies, a good meal with friends, helping loved ones. Dislikes:
Strangers, revealing of personal life, any criticism of Mom.
  • Leo
Likes:
The theater, being admired, taking holidays, fun with friends, expensive things, bright colors. Dislikes:
Being ignored, facing difficult reality, not being king or queen.
  • Virgo
Likes:
Cleanliness, animals, healthy foods, books, nature. Dislikes:
Taking center stage, rudeness, asking for help.
  • Libra
Likes:
Harmony, sharing with others, gentleness, the outdoors. Dislikes:
Injustice, violence, conformity, and loudmouths.
  • Scorpio
Likes:
Truth, facts, being right, teasing, longtime friends, a grand passion, a worthy adversary. Dislikes:
Dishonesty, passive people, revealing secrets.
  • Sagittarius
Likes:
Travel, being outdoors, freedom, philosophy. Dislikes:
Details, being constrained, off-the-wall theories, clingy people.
  • Capricorn
Likes:
Family, tradition, quality craftsmanship, understated status, music. Dislikes:
Almost everything at some point.
  • Aquarius
Likes:
Fun with friends, fighting for causes, helping others, intellectual conversation, a good listener. Dislikes:
Limitations, being lonely, broken promises, dull or boring situations, people who disagree with them.
  • Pisces
Likes:
Spiritual themes, time alone, visual media, time to sleep, romance, music, swimming. Dislikes:
Know-it-alls, the past coming back to haunt, being criticized, cruelty of any kind.

 

The “it’s just a phase” squad: Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn

The “no mom iT’S NOT A PHASE THIS IS WHO I REALLY AM” squad: Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aquarius

The “haha yeah I know but it’s an IMPORTANT phase” squad: Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces

The signs as moms

The one who pretends she’s a teenager-
Libra, Taurus

The one who always makes cookies-
Virgo, Sagittarius

The embarrassing one-
Aries, Scorpio

The super protective one-
Capricorn, Cancer

The one who’s always there for you-
Leo, Gemini

Really chill-
Aquarius, Pisces