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The signs as types of texters

Aries: always online.
Taurus: audios only. too vague for typing
Gemini: answers instantly.
Cancer: reads it days later.
Leo: at least he’s really busy replies at the moment.
Virgo: answers before you finish to write.
Libra: replies instantly or days later.
Scorpio: always online and wanting to talk.
Sagittarius: he talks, you read.
Capricorn: answers one day later.
Aquarius: probably reads and forgets to replay.
Pisces: you could leave him on read all the time and he will continue to respond instantly.

Signs when someone is not responding to their text
  • I hope you're writing me a fucking essay: Gemini, Leo, Aquarius
  • Waits patiently for 2412638 years: Taurus, Scorpio, Capricorn
  • Spams them for not replying: Aries, Virgo, Sagittarius
  • Doubts themselves if they have done wrong: Cancer, Libra, Pisces
The signs as how they text
  • Taurus: will seem very disinterested and detached but actually doesnt mind talking for a little longer
  • Gemini: LOTS OF EMOJIS
  • Cancer: Very sweet but also straight to the point. Will only message you when they need to ask something but they secretly feel like theyre annoying you.
  • Leo: Sucks at replying to texts. Reply time can range from a month to a year.
  • Virgo: EITHER THEYRE ALL IN CAPSLOCK or all in normal text there is no in between
  • Libra: Initiates conversation but does not follow through. Likes to ignore messages that they dont want to answer.
  • Scorpio: Will only message when they think its necessary but will not hesitate to reply if you initiate conversation.
  • Sagittarius: Will leave the convo when they're not interested in the topic anymore but will also lowkey be pissed if you do the same to them.
  • Capricorn: Will want to talk to you but will never be caught dead texting first.Hella fun to talk to if text first tho.
  • Pisces: Messages you between 12 am to 3am because they like to be all deep and philosophical with you.
The Signs as Harry Potter Characters

Aries: Nymphadora Tonks - brave, assertive, independent, impulsive, hates to be restricted.

Taurus: Lily Evans - good taste, sensual, down to earth, pleasure seeking, stubborn (*cough* especially when it comes to James *cough*)

Gemini: James Potter - dynamic, many talents, likes games, mischievous.

Cancer: Remus Lupin - sensitive, friend oriented, practical, hates to argue, forgives but doesn’t forget.

Leo: Albus Dumbledore - creative, popular, faithful, dominating, too much pride.

Virgo: Hermione Granger - successful, creative, likes to please, clever.

Libra: Ronald Weasley - adventurous, indecisive, complicated love life.

Scorpio: Severus Snape - self reliant, powerful, wise, secretive.

Sagittarius: Draco Malfoy - open minded, achiever, loving, insensitive, cold.

Capricorn: Tom Riddle (before he became Lord Voldemort. I know it’s the same person but he changed greatly.) - hardworking, straightforward, stubborn, not content until at the top.

Aquarius: Sirius Black - sets trends, innovative, admired, distant, eccentric.

Pisces: Luna Lovegood - alluring, free, sensual, sensitive.

The reason I put Remus for Cancer is pretty significant. I couldn’t find anyone else that fit Cancer more than Remus did. Most people would think that Neville, Dobby, Ginny or Luna should be Cancer but I have to disagree. Remus is brave and puts his friends first but inside he is sensitive and emotional and is dealing with a dark secret that he hides from people. He doesn’t tend to open up to people and is quite introverted and it’s rare that he would let anyone in because he fears rejection or he fears he might hurt them - but when those special few earn his trust (which is very selective) it makes it all worth it because he is the most loyal and caring friend you could ever have. He’s insecure about himself but is hardworking and tenacious. I’m not a cancer personally but I think anyone could see how many major similarities there are.

The seven as types of friends

Annabeth: The giant wreck friend. She’s constantly stressing about something.She’s working on four projects, none of which she’s finished. She’s set fire to at least two (2) notebooks and her diet mainly consists of bagels, coffee, and her own tears.

Percy: The protective friend. He’s a sarcastic shit and you can’t always tell if he’s being sincere, but you once saw him break a guy’s nose for insulting his brother and you know he’ll do the same for you. He has approximately twelve (12) bandaids on at all times and he’ll spot you money without ever asking for it back

Jason: The dad friend. He somehow always has water bottles for if you’re thirsty. He’s seen you cry over twenty times but he never brings it up because he’s just too good of a guy. His catchphrase is “I don’t know…” right before talking you out of doing something stupid

Leo: The dying friend. He mostly consists of jokes and witty comebacks. You’re 90% sure he’s dying inside and just uses acronyms and puns to hide it but you don’t say anything because you’re pretty sure he’d rather crawl into a hole than talk about it. He gives oddly good advice and he never fails to make you laugh.

Hazel: The you think she’s innocent friend. She’s somehow convinced everyone she’s naive and innocent when really she’s probably way more experienced in life than you are. She blushes like a maniac and uses “darn” in her everyday vocabulary. She’s an angel until you piss her off. 

Frank: The actually innocent friend. He never swears and instead uses bizarre substitutes that are sometimes worse than the actual swear word. He gives gentle high fives and he awkwardly pats your shoulder when you’re upset. He gives the best hugs.

Piper: The cool friend. You have no idea how you managed to get her as a friend. She messed up so much in her past that she’s now grown and learned beyond her years. She’s the epitome of doesn’t give a fuck. She wears leather jackets that intimidate you and she likes to flip people off. Everyone is secretly in love with her.

The signs being bold
  • Aries : No but just the two of us... doing... WHAT PEOPLE DO WHEN THEY ARE NAKED SERIOUSLY
  • Taurus : We could climb up a moutain watch the sunset... OR go to my room, giving each other a massage... naked.
  • Gemini : What talents do I have ? hahaha I give nice blowjob *wink*
  • Cancer : Hahaha leave me out of this, this is too much OH MY GOD
  • Leo : Present ? My body is the present.
  • Virgo : Look at this book. We could do the same.
  • Libra : Bitch you're the 45th, now get to work.
  • Scorpio : Everyone should be my slave... Like you.
  • Sagittarius : What do I want ? Oh please hahaha How can you not see I'm horny af seriously
  • Capricorn : See how I handled this work ? Imma gonna do the same with your body
  • Aquarius : What do I want? Like expressing my sexual urge with you ?
  • Pisces : The stars, the universe, the beauty of bodies being embraced... NO I WAS SAYING WE COULD FUCK.
The signs as 100 ways to say I Love You

Aries: That’s okay, I bought two.

Taurus: Take mine.

Gemini: I noticed.

Cancer: I saved a piece for you.

Leo: It’s not heavy. I’m stronger than I look.

Virgo: It’s two sugars, right ?

Libra: You can borrow mine.

Scorpio: I made your favorite.

Sagittarius: Have fun.

Capricorn: Don’t cry.

Aquarius: You might like this.

Pisces: It reminded me of you.

When The Signs Have A Crush On You

Aries: Mean, teases you

Taurus: Awkward, fails at flirting

Gemini: Succeeds at flirting, laughs at all of your jokes

Cancer: *Blushes*, hangs around you a lot

Leo: Desperate to impress you, goes out of their way to talk to you

Virgo: Makes comments about your appearance, tries to ignore you but can’t

Libra: Sweet, eager to please

Scorpio: Treats you like shit, plays it cool

Sagittarius: Flirting 24/7, very touchy-feely

Capricorn: !, Conflicted, doesn’t know how to function

Aquarius: Ignores you without realising, doesn’t make eye contact

Pisces: Oddly really smooth, stares subconsciously

Pretty sure this happened

Percy: Hey look, it’s the Fire-boy.. He’s Leo Vald-raze!  

*Leo and Percy high-five* 

Percy: And there’s the Praetor! She is so vicious, you might say she is Slay-na Ramirez

Reyna: *Trims nails with sword* 

Percy: *Grabs Nico and pulls him to his cheek* This is the son of the god of the dead, so naturally he is Nico-die-Angelo.

Nico: *Frees himself while cringing in horror* 

*Will howling with laughter in the background*

Percy: And his sister- She was dead once but now she is alive.. 

Nico: Percy No. 


Percy:.. Hazel Live-sque

Hazel: *Blushes furiously* 

Nico: Somebody make him stop.. Please.. 

Percy: *Sees Annabeth* 

Percy: And there Ladies and Gentlemen, is my girlfriend. Her mother is the goddess of Wisdom from the Greek Mythology. You might say..

Nico: *Stares in mute terror*

Percy:…she is Anna-myth Chase 

Annabeth: *Without looking up from her book* That’s right Percy Jackasson

Nico: *Breaks into a Jig and runs to High five Annabeth*

Most to least annoying













trying to find victor in a crowd
  • guang hong: phichit it's not working
  • phichit: what do we do
  • leo: i've got it
  • victor, sprinting towards them already half naked and unbuttoning his pants: which onsen was it again
  • Any of the Seven: So, what do you want to do?
  • Nico's Brain: Die
  • Nico @ his brain: No, we can't say that, these people don't understand casual existential despair
How do the signs spend their weekend

Aries: either hangs out with their friends or stays at home and watches their favorite TV show. actually gets things done if they have to though

Taurus: does everything they told themselves they would do and then just spends time online. sometimes also goes out with their friends 

Gemini: literally does either nothing or just something they love, like art, internet or sports

Cancer: usually with friends, maybe trying something new, because they get bored when they have to just sit at home the entire weekend

Leo: sometimes hangs out with their friends and roam around their town but also spends a lot of time doing their hobbies

Virgo: does something they like doing like drawing, spending time with animals, writing… doesn’t really hang out with many people

Libra: chats with their friends or hangs out with them, other than that they stalk people online or watch videos on Youtube

Scorpio: either party hard the entire weekend or they don’t even leave their bed

Sagittarius: hangs out with friends or chats with them, other than that they watch films or listens to music

Capricorn: finishing everything they didn’t manage to do through out the week or watches something anime

Aquarius: usually working on some sort of project or doing something they’re passionate about. doesn’t usually talk to many people

Pisces: spends time with their family, usually crafts or does something they love. also sleeps a lot

The Signs Reviving A Dying Conversation:
  • Aries: asks too many questions
  • Taurus: I am worth moRE THAN THIS
  • Gemini: lol okay
  • Cancer: kills the conversation with short replies
  • Leo: *sends dead memes*
  • Virgo: well then
  • Libra: bye felicia
  • Scorpio: *flips hair* I'm over it
  • Sagittarius: why don't u love me ;-;
  • Capricorn: *phone dies*
  • Aquarius: I'll send u the links to some good quality conspiracies 💯💯💯
  • Pisces: *watches it die* noo *sobs* wHhyy ME???!??
  • Lacy: so umm i'm having problems with a guy...
  • Piper: Like his dead body won't fit in a bag kind of problems
  • Annabeth: or you like him kind of problems???