leo fashion

the signs as things my mom has said to me
  • Aries: I'm literally the best mother one could ever have tbh
  • Taurus: no, the food that I cooked isn't bad. your behaviour is bad and don't eat it if you don't like it. go buy yourself an unhealthy sandwich from that shitty McDonald's
  • Gemini: let's lie to your father that i paid 100$ for this necklace. I'll give you the other 50$ but you just stay silent
  • Cancer: you have no feelings
  • Leo: if you were like me and not like your father, you would have been an intelligent one
  • Virgo: I brought you into this world and you will do as I say
  • Libra: *judges literally everyone* we should be good people and not judge others!!!!!!
  • Scorpio: no you should NOT TURN OFF THE LIGHT, MY LIFE IS DARK ENOUGH
  • Sagittarius: I'm flawless, you're just blind
  • Capricorn: why do you behave like a middle-aged pretentious rich mom?
  • Aquarius: why are we surrounded by stupid people. ugh i should have stayed home. *to my father* your friends are so boring
  • Pisces: me: mom when i get my scholarship I will get so drunk and become a catastrophe. my mom: and why do you think that you're not a catastrophe already
What each zodiac reminds me of:

Aries: random sparks of energy, doodling at night, warm coffee, martial arts, meaningful hugs.

Taurus: laughing so bad you can’t breathe, sentimental conversations, pumpkin muffins, music played loud, family reunions.

Gemini: Wikipedia searches, cute faces, extravagant places, house parties, understanding smiles.

Cancer: pancakes, shy appearance, libraries, fantasy books, seashells with pearls

Leo: fashion walks, old memories, stability, black and white photographs, genuine expressions.

Virgo: newly bought books, home interiors, accepting yourself, strange calming songs, owls and trees.

Libra: marmalade, yellow sunrises, free horses, kind gestures, freshly painted walls.

Scorpio: sitting beside a window at night, passionate and intense conversations, surprise gifts, gentle cuddles, smirking.

Sagittarius: hiking, curiosity, rock/alternative music, sculptures, history textbooks.

Capricorn: writing a journal, family dinners, watching your favourite series, silent communication, flowery fields.

Aquarius: clouds on a nice day, sparkling eyes, goofy jokes, debates, extreme sports/skydiving.

Pisces: group projects, foreign languages, humanitarian works, poetry, when your pet(s) sleep beside you.

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“It was at a dinner party by Gianni Versace in Paris. I sat with Shalom Harlow and a few models at the table. There came this boy, some of the girls say hello. He gave me his hand. And I said: ‘Sorry that I don’t know you - who are you?’” - Angelica Blechschmidt

the signs as tumblr aesthetic
  • White/Black/Pastel minimalist A E S T H E T I C: Virgo, Sagittarius
  • BITCH, fandom/anime is my ONLY aesthetic: CANCER, Aries, Libra
  • I came here for the MEMES and the shitposting: Capricorn, Aquarius
  • Slav/Gore/Sex aesthetic: Scorpio, Pisces, Gemini
  • Stuck in their 2011 goth phase aesthetic: Leo, Taurus
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Over excited monkey auditions for Project Runway. 

Zodiac Signs as Fashion Stereotypes

**I do not believe any Zodiac Sign has a certain stereotype. All the signs are different and amazing in their own way. These are just the typical stereotypes.

***Use your Sun and Rising/Ascendant signs

Aries: Sporty

Taurus: Emo

Gemini: Indie

Cancer: Bohemian

Leo: Girly

Virgo: Skater

Libra: Hipster

Scorpio: Gothic

Sagittarius: Grunge

Capricorn: Preppy

Aquarius: Punk

Pisces: Scene