lemongrass

ARE YOU SUCH A TERRIBLE GARDENER THAT BASIC-ASS HERBS LIKE BASIL WILL WILT AND DIE AT YOUR TOUCH?

CAN YOU GROW ONLY THE HARDIEST OF GRASSES IN YOUR LAWN/WINDOWSILL?

FEAR NOT, FRIEND, FOR THERE IS AN HERB FOR YOU! 

PRESENTING: LEMONGRASS! THE HUGE-ASS FUCKING GRASS THAT DOUBLES AS A FACE-PUNCHING HERB FOR ALL SORTS OF DISHES. 

RAN OUT OF LEMON JUICE? THROW IN A STALK OF THIS SHIT AND YOUR PROBLEMS ARE GONE! 

WANT TO MAKE YOUR OWN TEA? HOT MOTHERFUCKING FROGBUCKETS, YOU CAN MAKE THAT, TOO! 

AS LONG AS YOU HAVE A SUNNY SPOT AND A LOT OF SPACE FOR THIS ASSHOLE TO GROW UP AND OUT, YOU’LL HAVE PLENTY OF THIS FIBROUS PLANT TO SPICE UP YOUR LIFE!

TASTES LIKE LEMONS

SMELLS LIKE LEMONS

ITS A GRASS, NOT A LEMON. 

MINDBLOWING TOMFOOLERY OF THE PLANT WORLD