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marino-kun  asked:

Do you take prompt? What about Stiles having a secret crush on Derek but when saw him, taking care Scott's son, he fell in love.

I’m not much of a kid fic person, so this took me a while, but I tried. Hopefully it’s kind of what you were angling for!

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“Do you think I’m ready for fatherhood?” Stiles asks, trying to keep the panic out of his voice. He’s not freaking out about this. He’s not.

Boyd says flatly, “Stilinski, you’re twenty-one years old. You’re supposed to know how to use a condom by now.“

Stiles’ hand spasms and he accidentally squirts a huge glob of ketchup on his mound of curly fries. Fuck. He has the ideal ketchup-to-curly-fry ratio down to a science, and this is not it. “No, absolutely not what I meant. It’s just. Did you know Derek had a kid?”

Boyd meditatively takes a bite of his burger. “No. But the nice thing about Derek is that he doesn’t go in for personal talk.”

Stiles shoots him a weird look. Of course Boyd would think that was nice. Stiles, though, has been trying to break down Derek’s walls even just a little bit for months now—sitting with him in class, sharing his notes, studying with him in the library and getting late-night waffles together afterwards, little by little pulling Derek out of his shell. He’d thought he was getting somewhere, but obviously not, not if Derek failed to mention this kid even existed.

Which he does. Stiles knows, because he can see him right now, over by Prof. Martin’s pool. Apparently his name is Jamie.

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Stuff I've Actually Heard People Say Part 3
  • "If a leaf fell on your face and stayed there, would you eat it?" "Wait. What kind of leaf?"
  • "One time I broke my finger during school, but I just ignored it because I had a test the next period."
  • "I just chugged four bottles of lemonade and ate half a bowl of Milky Ways, I'm ready to go!"
  • "You can't do the splits to achieve your destiny."
  • "Amoebas don't breathe."
  • "I hate this, even though it's to my advantage."
  • "We've gotta trick Ryan Gosling into being a furry."
  • "Who is Mac, and why is he cheesy?"
  • "Ah ha! All I have to do is ram myself into trees!"
  • "You smell like a piece of shoe."
  • "I love contagion food."
  • "Today I cried listening to the Trolls soundtrack."
  • "Ah, but this is a good thing! It just means I can begin manufacturing leg irons!"
  • "If you don't do it, I'll put the paperclips back in my ears."
  • "I thought we were gonna be furries together."
  • "Oh no, they're trying to be relatable!"
  • "I've got some sick hula-hooping tricks."
  • "Is that a pair of pants with no body?"
  • "Get schooled by a cucumber picker!"
  • "Your flowers are fat." "They're still pretty." "They're pretty fat."
  • "Your mouth, your money."
  • "All the money we've paid for violin and piano and voice, and the chicken noise is what gets them every time."
  • "Hey! No one coughs on my mom!"
  • "Yes, a Roaring 20s themed wedding!... but also dragons!"
  • "Everyone must come in their best armor."
  • "They do match! This one says "I love British boys", and the other is a picture of Zayn, who is a British boy!"
  • "I clip my nails, and they keep growing back!"
  • "Congrat! A single congration, no congrats for you."
  • "This is my finished."
  • "Memes will be the death of this country."
  • "I am ready for death to claim me."
  • "Sasquatch and stretch."
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Scott McCall x Reader

Warnings: Slight sexual content.
Word count: 1 307
A/N: Yet another idea made up by @pissheadofficial​, my spirit animal.
Man I have too many ideas for this, maybe I’ll write a sequel.


When people found out that your friends were werewolves, they became scared and learned to accept it, unlike you. Once Lydia had told you about her friends being supernatural creatures, including herself, you couldn’t stop thinking about how they made your heart flutter.

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Cabin//pt. 4

(The outfit in this takes place in this part and this is the only pic that I actually found that is more on the high quality end)

Genre: Fluff, Smut, friend!au

Warning: Graphic smut. I mean it’s a smut buddy, what do ya expect?

Authors Note: AHHHH!!!! IM SORRY THIS IS COMING OUT SO LATEE. Tumblr had deleted this entire post so I had to rewrite the whole thing and it was the most frustrating thing I’ve ever done. SMUT. So we’ve finally arrived in nasty town, eh? I am so proud of this chapter because I feel like I really love the balance of cuteness and sexy time, and this is completely my version of romance, I think this kind of stuff is more romantic and cute than like a fancy dinner ya know? Ha ha anyway, thank you for understanding that I’m a full time student and sometimes it’s really hard for me to write. Thank you guys for being so patient ENJOY, CABIN PART 4.

Pt: 1 // 2 // 3 // 4

“Yeah yeah Mom don’t worry, he’s gotten a lot friendlier.”
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Your mom had decided to spend the rest of the day around the cabin so she could drive back to the lodge at around 7:30.

Baekhyun woke up from his “nap” about an hour after your mom got to the cabin. Turns out he had actually fallen asleep and walked out into the living room where you and your mom were sitting with bed hair and the sexiest raspy voice you’ve ever heard in your entire goddamn life.

You all just laid around the whole day, skipping through Netflix and going back to reading Fahrenheit 451 while also trying to stay as far away from Baekhyun as you could so you wouldn’t be tempted while your mom was here.


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“Well everything looks good here.” Your mom says while giving you a hug, “I’ll be back on Friday okay?”

You hug her back, “We’ll be okay, go have fun at the retreat.”

She gives you a kiss on your forehead, “Okay sweetie, you be good.” She looks up and waves to Baekhyun who is currently on the couch shoving a handful of goldfish into his mouth, “bye Baekhyun.” He gives her a smile and a wave back before she’s out the door and you can see the headlight of her car driving down the street.

Now it’s just you and Baekhyun alone. Again.

You hear his deep chuckle behind you, “well that was close.”

You turn around and laugh too, “I know, if she had come back two minutes before.” You make your way to the couch and sit, sprawling your legs across Baekhyun’s lap while he takes in another handful of goldfish.

“Did she suspect anything?” His hand lays on your knee, sending a chill throughout your body.

“Not even a little bit, when she got here she thought we still hated each other.” You reach over to take some goldfish for yourself.


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As you open your eyes you see Baekhyun looking down at you with a sleepish grin.

You take a sharp inhale in and close your eyes for a loud yawn, “good morning.”

Baekhyun returns your ‘good morning’ and unwraps his limbs from around you to stretch.

You two had spent the rest of the evening watching the Avengers until about 1:30am when you decided it was time to sleep. You nestled yourself into Baekhyun’s chest, and just when you were about to fall asleep you felt his lips graze yours. When you looked at him he just had a smile on his face and reached down to plant a warm kiss onto your lips. “Goodnight.”

“What do you want for breakfast?” you asked through another deep yawn.

He runs a hand through his messy hair, “I don’t know, what sounds good?”

“Mmmm, bacon sounds good.” [pun intended]

“Agreed, aaaaaaaannnd… pancakes?” He gives you puppy dog eyes

You smile, “yes and pancakes, would you like to make them?”

He smiles and jumps up from the bed, racing to the kitchen to bless your taste buds with his pancakes.

After brushing your teeth, you enter the kitchen to hear Junk Of the Heart by the Kooks blasting through the kitchen, Baekhyun at the stove happily dancing and singing along. You really weren’t lying when you were sleep talking yesterday, his voice is so lovely.


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“What do you want to do today?” You ask, shoveling the last piece of pancake into your mouth.

Baekhyun smiles, also cleaning his plate. “We can go exploring today? You know, go find a cool tree, maybe some cool rocks.” He giggles before rising from the table to put his dish in the sink.

“You know, I think that’s a wonderful idea. I need a couple new cool rocks.”

He looks at the clock on the stove, “Well it’s 8:30, do you wanna go at 9:00?”

You nod and stand, discarding your plate in the sink so you could go get ready.

You take a nice shower and dry off, Baekhyun stepping into the shower just after you.

You decide to wear a pink summer dress that goes down to your knees with little buttons down the front, taking a white scarf to tie around your head as a headband before pairing it with white vans

“You ready?”

You turn around to see Baekhyun wearing a red plaid shirt with suspenders, black skinny jeans and a black top hat that matches his dark locks perfectly.

“Yeah, um,” You go and pick up your yellow Fjallraven Kanken backpack, “What should we bring? Like snacks? Maybe a weapon of some sort?” You walk over to the small window seat where your books are displayed, picking up               Harry Potter and The Goblet of Fire for yourself.

“My Dad left me a pocket knife,” he walks over to his suitcase and pulls a small black knife out of the front pocket, flipping the knife out to show you, “and there’s a hammer in the tool box that you could put in your bag?” He flips the knife back in and tucks it in his back pocket for safe keeping.

You nod and walk down the hallway, Baekhyun following behind you. You turn into the kitchen, “You go get the hammer and I’ll pack us some snacks.”

You rummage through the cabinets; your mom had gone grocery shopping while she was here, thank god. You put various snacks in little plastic baggies, along with a couple waters and some bottles of lemonade you found in the back of the fridge.

Baekhyun reappears with a small hammer, “OH oh! Pack me some animal crackers will ya?” He hands you the hammer to put into your backpack.

“Already did,” you laugh “You ready?”

“Yep.”

You shove one last apple and your speaker in your bag and head out the door.
You stop once you’re outside, “Which way? We could go into the forest, or around the lake?” You point in each direction for emphasis.

“We’ve explored around the lake a million times, lets go in there.” Baekhyun starts heading into the sea of trees, you following close behind

You two walk for about twenty minutes, mentally marking trees and other things so you could easily find your way back. The forest floor was littered with orange and yellow autumn leaves, crunching beneath your feet as you and Baekhyun were talking about the beauty of it all.

“Look at that tree.” Baekhyun says, pointing to a lone oak tree just off the trail. “Do you wanna go hang out on it?” He’s already walking towards it.

The tree was beautiful. The leaves were all a mixture of yellows and oranges, it’s branches hanging both low and high. The tree looked older than anyone could count.

You climbed up the tree by its branches, taking a seat about 9ft in the air, Baekhyun sitting on a branch a little higher and to the left. You reach into your bag and take out a bag of animal crackers, reaching up to hand them to Baekhyun. He gives you a small thanks and you pull out your Harry Potter book and start to read silently to yourself, enjoying the sounds of the forest.

“What are you reading?” Baekhyun smiles down at you from his branch.

You look up, “Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.” You reach into your backpack, which was now hanging from a separate branch, and pull out your speaker.

“Ah, gimme.” Baekhyun reaches down as your hand him the speaker. He takes his phone from his back pocket and connects it. Soon you hear Treehouse by Conan Gray start playing lightly, “read to me young grasshopper, fill my ears with this Harry Potter you speak of.” He tries his best to imitate an old man voice and you giggle. You pick up your book and start reading aloud only stopping to answer Baekhyun’s questions and comments [‘Wait what how old is he?’, ‘Well what the hell does he expect if he’s the chosen one’, ‘I don’t like that guy Cedric, he kind of seems like an ass’, ‘Wait wait wait, she just said he’s 12, I thought he was 14?’, etc.] You had read to him for a while, not even knowing or caring what time it was, both of you just laughing and making fun of things and coming up with various scenarios if you two had gone to Hogwarts.  He laughs, “Jongin and Sehun would totally be the twins. Oh! oh and Chanyeol is Ron, I’m Harry and you’re Hermione.” You laugh about how enthusiastic he’s become about Harry Potter. “I think Kyungsoo would be Draco, and Junmyeon would be Dumbledore.” he continues, still laughing at himself. You grab the apple you packed in your bag and take a bite. I Know a Place also by Conan Gray is playing softly in the background of you two talking.

You keep reading for a while, both occasionally taking swigs from your bottles of lemonade and taking a bite from your apple as Baekhyun peels an orange. You stopped reading when Harry Style’s Sweet Creature started playing on the speaker. With legs crossed and backs resting up against the tree, both closed your eyes and hummed to the tune of the song. 

“This has become one of my favorite places so fast.” You hear Baekhyun say.

You open your eyes and look up at him, “me too. I could sit here for forever.”

You sit in silence as the rest of the song passes, still staying quiet as            
What a Wonderful World X Can’t Help Falling in Love with You by Renee Dominique passes as well; just taking in the sweet smell and scenery of the forest from both of your branches. Looking up, you can see a pool of tree tops and the clouds slowly pass you by.

“It’s 1:30pm already.” Baekhyun announces.

You look at him, shocked. “What? Already?”

“Should we go back to the cabin? Or do you want to explore some more?” He asks, climbing down the tree branch by branch.

You contemplate, “It’s up to you. I mean we could go back to the cabin to make lunch?”

“That sounds nice.” He brushes off the back of his jeans.

You take your backpack and put it your book and bottle of lemonade in it before putting it on. You climb down the tree, Baekhyun grabbing your waist to lift you down when you come into his reach.

“I love this tree.” You say while brushing off your dress.

“Me too, I hope we can find it again.” He looks at the tree with such adoration.

You take off your backpack and unzip it, “I have an idea.” Taking out the hammer, you wedge the flat end into part of the tree, stripping it of the bark. It takes a minute, but soon there’s a patch of bare wood in front of you. “Give me the knife.” Baekhyun reaches into his back pocket and hands it to you, flipping the blade out so you could carve into the tree.

[The first initial of your name]’s And B’s Cool Tree.

You step back, satisfied. Baekhyun takes the knife from your hand. You see him carve something below both of your initials, seeing when he steps back that he had carved the Deathly Hallows. “There, perfect.” He whispers under his breath. You stand admiring it for a while before reaching to untie the scarf from around your head, wrapping it around one of the low hanging branches and tying it into a knot. You smile “There. Now it’s perfect.”

You make your way back to the cabin, shoulder to shoulder with Baekhyun the entire way, laughing and talking about random things.

You walk into the cabin, setting your bag down on one of stools to the kitchen island. “What should we eat for lunch?” You open the fridge contemplating.

“Y/n.” Baekhyun says behind you.

You turn around and gasp at how close he is to you. He steps forward, his chest pressing up against yours. He cups your face and brings his lips down to yours as you place your hands on his chest. His lips tasted like lemonade and you wanted more. He placed his hands at your hips and licked your bottom lip, deepening the kiss. You welcomed him into your mouth, his tongue tasting even more like lemonade. He backed you up till you were against the fridge, your hands threading through his hair. The kiss began to get heated quickly. He tapped your thigh as a sign to jump up and wrap your legs around his waist. He presses into you, grinding and leaving open mouthed kisses down your jaw.

“Baekhyun” you moan, feeling him getting harder and harder. “Bedroom.”

He starts to carry you down the hallway until you reached your shared room, setting you down on the bed. His lips suck on the sweet spot below your ear, your breath hitching in your throat. You tug town his suspenders and untuck his shirt, undoing the buttons with excited hands. You push his shirt off, your hands immediately roam his toned body, biting your lip. Baekhyun’s hands start unzipping your dress in the back. You stand, the dress pooling at your feet. The dress had built in cups so you had decided earlier to not wear a bra, Baekhyun’s eyes scanning your bare chest. “Shit.” He whispers to himself before pulling you to him, his lips on your collarbone. His lips travel lower, taking your left nipple into his mouth, sucking and moving his tongue in circles before taking the other into his mouth and doing the same.

“Baek.” You arch into him and he pushes you back until you’re laying on the bed.

You start to scoot upwards Baekhyun climbing up your body, spreading your legs to let him in between as he attacks your lips with his.

You reach down to unbutton his jeans, pushing them down his legs before he sits up and removes them all the way, throwing them somewhere in the room. You palm his length through his boxers, feeling him groan into mouth. His fingers start playing with the hem of your panties to ask permission, you lift your hips to give him access. He discards them and running his hands up and down the inside of your thighs. A long finger starts to trail up and down your core, feeling how wet you are.

“Are you sure?” He looks into your eyes.

You nod, “Baekhyun please,” You grip him harder. He sighs and closes his eyes at the pleasure. Letting you finally pull his boxers down, revealing his cock that you had gloriously seen a couple days ago.

You run your thumb over the tip, spreading his precum as enters a finger into you, making you gasp followed by a breathy moan.

You wrap your hand around him, pumping him at the same slow pace before he adds another finger, his thumb circling your clit. “God. Baekhyun.” You throw your head back, closing your eyes.

“Fuck baby.” He groans into your neck, beginning to slowly thrust into your hand.

You push his hand away from you so you could grind on his cock, “Baekhyun please.“ 

That’s when he finally positions himself at your entrance, his tip trailing up and down you, spreading your wetness onto him.

He guides his tip into you, “Fuck you’re so fucking tight.” He hisses, bringing his lips down to yours. You close your eyes at the stretch. “Wait fuck. You aren’t a virgin are you?” He looks at you in panic.

You smile at his wide-eyed expression, “No, this is my third.” you say while you run your hands up and down his arms, feeling how they flex under your touch.

He nods and kisses you again, stopping before entering you inch by inch. Once he’s fully in he pauses kisses your forehead, “Tell me when okay?” You wait a couple seconds before lifting your hips up to signal him to move.

He pulls almost all the way out before sinking back into you slowly. He does this a couple more times, each time becoming more and more pleasurable.

You place one hand on his shoulder, the other in his dark hair. “Faster.” He slowly picks up his speed, thrusting into you until you become a moaning mess.

He lifts your left leg and wraps it around his waist, hitting you deeper than you could ever imagine. “FUCK BAEKHYUN RIGHT THERE” You scream, digging your nails into his shoulders as he brings you to total ecstasy. Sweat and sex filling the room.

“You’re so fucking wet.” Baekhyun moans, his eyes shut tight. He opens his eyes and looks down between your two bodies, shamelessly watching himself leave and enter you in a fast pace, reaching down to rub circles into your clit, drawing gasps from your aching throat.

“I-I fuck, Baek I’m gonna,” You breathed out. He rubbed your clit harder, angling his hips to meet your spot perfectly. You scream his name as your high washes over you, his lips sucking at your neck, all while continuing his ministrations.

As you come down from your orgasm, Baekhyun sits back into a sitting position, lifting you into his lap, “Are you okay baby? Can you keep going?” His voice is deep and raspy, sending tingles straight down to your center.You kiss his neck and nod, guiding him back into you.

You start to bounce on his lap, his hands wrapped around your waist to lift you up and down, your own hooked around his neck. His head is thrown back, mouth slightly parted, letting out the most gorgeous groans and small moans as you bounce on top of him. You feel your head spinning when he starts to thrust upwards into you at a fast pace.

The only sound in the room is the sound of skin on skin and loud moans; both bodies glowing in a sheet of sweat and pure bliss.

His fingers dig into your sides, “Fuck- baby- I don’t have- a condom on.” Moaning and sighing in between each word.

“It’s okay I’m.. I’m on birthco… birth control.” You choke out, reassuringly looking him in the eyes.

“Baekhyun I’m gonna cum again.” You whine, pulling his hair.

“Cum.” He demands, thrusting into you even harder

You throw your head back and cum for the second time, your body dropping into him, legs shaking. Holding you up by the waist, his eyebrows furrow with concentration, thrusts becoming sloppy and moans more high pitched.

He thrusts a few more times, his face buried into your neck; a mixture of moans and your name leave his lips as he cums.

Baekhyun lays back, pulling you with him. “Shit.” he says, breathless.

“Shit.” You retaliate, equally as breathless. You roll off of him so you’re laying next to him.

“Are you okay?” His arms wrap around you.

You laugh, “I’m more than okay right now.”

“Good,” he laughs back. “Me too. Come on, lets go shower.” He picks you up bridal style and carries you into the bathroom.

Once you two are in the shower, you wet your hair and reach for the shampoo bottle. Baekhyun slaps your hand away. “I wanna wash your hair.” HIs smile bright. 

They really weren’t lying when they said the after sex glow is a thing, Baekhyun is radiating.

He pours a puddle of shampoo onto your head and uses his long fingers to massage it into your hair. You close your eyes at the feeling.

“So,” He says, fingers still massaging your head. “What house do you think you’d be in if you were at Hogwarts?”

You chuckle at his spontaneous question. “Gryffindor.”

“Hmm why?” He tilts your head back so the water can run through your hair.

“Every quiz I’ve ever taken has always said I would be in Gryffindor, and I feel more connected to that house than the rest.” You grab his shoulders, almost losing your balance. “What about you?”

“Me too. And I’m Harry Potter remember, so I’d be in Gryffindor anyway.” He spreads a glob of conditioner over your head.

“You dork.”


You sit on one of the kitchen island stools, wet hair dripping down your back as you wait for Baekhyun to make you both Spaghettios. You watch as he empties both cans into two bowls and puts one in the microwave, doing the same with the other.

“So..” He turns around to face you, “Are you really in love with me?”

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A/N: WOW WOW WOW. Thank you for reading! Don’t forget to leave requests, comments, your critique, etc., In my ask box/submission box ❤

Stay tuned for pt. 5, the Spice Train has only just left the station and there’s a long track ahead of it ;).

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Iiiiiiiiit’s Cuphead! With @bottle-o-calcium!
Got this game a couple days ago and we’re loving it! Just, ya know, this game is a challenge; but that’s why we love it!
So far stuck in Treetop Trouble, it’s a pain.
(BTW: He’s tea and I’m lemonade~)

Summer idea…

ROOM MAKEOVER!!!!

Here’s some ideas I came up with:

  • LIGHTS…. buy old lights like lava lamps, like the picture above, galaxy lights, disco balls and such and put them all over your room. These are actually really cool looking. I just put a lava lamp in my room and I think it would be awesome to have them all over.
  • Fill glass bottles with colored water, sand, or whatever you come up with. For colored water simply add food coloring and mix in water. You can add glitter or confetti if you want. Colored water with cotton/stuffing and glitter creates a space galaxy effect (let me know if anyone would like me to post a tutorial for any of this)
  • CANDLES…. candles are fairly cheap and look really cool when you have them all over (especially when lit) I have a bunch of candles in my room all in the color scheme I have going on. Most of them are lemonade scented (mixed with something else) and they mix well together. 
  • HEADBOARD… my headboard was looking a little dull recently so i took a scarf I never wore and wove it into the grooves of my headboard. It actually looks really cool. I put errands I never wear or ones that have missing pairs on the scarf so it looks even coolor (I simply poked them into the fabric so that the ends couldn’t be seen)
  • Photographs… I have pictures all over my room. I have them on the mirror (you can use tape or just slide them between the mirror and the frame if possible) I get pictures from my social networking sites and print them at walmart. Buy a bunch of cool frames and fill them with pictures of friends and family.

anonymous asked:

Let's all be real: the only reason Daryl's shirt still has sleeves is because he borrowed it from Jesus.

This clearly wasn’t intended as a prompt, but *shrug*



“Hot as balls out here.”

Daryl was sweating heavily, standing next to Rick on the guard tower keeping watch. He was starting to smell, but Rick hardly noticed things like that anymore. As the sun crawled higher and higher, both men got damper and redder, their sweat dripping into old stains in their shirts.

Now that the war was over, they really needed to raid a shopping center or something–find some new clothes, especially with Judith growing like a weed.

“So why haven’t you butchered that one yet?” Rick asked idly, nodding at Daryl’s shirt. “You used to, all the time.” Tara was walking over with two bottles of lemonade; he thought he might kiss her.

Confused, Daryl looked down at his shirt. It took him a moment to figure out what Rick meant. “Borrowed it.” He swung over the side of the rail to climb down to Tara. “It’s Paul’s, really. Just ain’t given it back yet.”

“Daryl, you’ve been wearing it for months. I doubt Jesus wants it back now.”

“Oh, he might,” Tara chipped in from where she was waiting for Daryl at the bottom of the makeshift ladder.

“Even if he does, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind you taking off the sleeves,” Rick said reasonably.

“No, he definitively would not mind that,” Tara said, deadpan, handing over the lemonade.

Daryl grunted his thanks, put one bottle in his back pocket, and climbed awkwardly back up to the platform with the other tucked under his arm.

“Thanks, Tara! See you in a couple hours.” Smirking a little, Rick downed about half the bottle in one long drag. Only once Tara was out of sight did he say, “You do know what that’s about, right?”

“Yeah,” Daryl said, glaring vaguely over the wall. He was holding the cool bottle against his neck. “You’re all assholes, that’s what.”

“Maybe so… but she’s not wrong.”

Grimacing, Daryl cracked open the bottle and took a gulp.

They didn’t speak again for the rest of the afternoon, but Rick noticed that Daryl’s eyes must have drifted over to Jesus’s trailer about fifty times before their shift finally ended.


Not prompted by @juliansalec, but her awesome ficlet put me in the mood to write more of Tara teasing Daryl. Also thank you anon for the inspiration <3

March 3, 2005

Lots happening today– Bella and Edward sit together at lunch, and Edward keeps her lemonade bottle cap as a souvenir:

Much to her disappointment, he tells her he’s going to ditch Biology. Turns out she should have ditched as well, since they’re doing:

and our girl Bella is made sick by the smell of blood. Edward whisks her away from a jealous and angry Mike, who later returns to the nurse’s office hauling an equally sick Lee Stevens– who somehow has blood dripping down his upraised hand towards his wrist.

What exactly did he DO with his lancet to produce that amount of blood??

Edward and Bella flee the nurse’s office. He dazzles Mrs. Cope into signing Bella out of school and irritates Bella into letting him drive her home.

Later that afternoon, there’s one of my favorite parts of Midnight Sun: Edward is working on Bella’s lullaby at the piano and is joined by Esme and Alice. There’s a sweet interaction between Edward and Esme, and Alice sings, helping him with the composition. They play a song together:

and Edward dramatically plays Chopsticks and the whole thing is just a charming piece of family life. I love all the bits that show how the Cullens really live and interact, but this is one of my favorites.

Of course, Edward ruins the mood a page or two later by freaking out about Peter and Charlotte coming to visit. I guess he couldn’t be relaxed forever. ;)

anonymous asked:

okay what are your favorite edward moments from the books?

  • Edward and the lemonade bottle cap
  • Any reaction to people’s thoughts
  • “Stop it mom, you’re making me blush.”
  • “Do I … dazzle you?” Because he deadass didn’t know and thought it just for some reason did not work on Bella and his heart “swelled” when he found out he did dazzle her
  • any Mike Newton slander
  • his and Alice’s “both freaks” alliance. Like the time in Midnight Sun where Edward had to pretend Alice was telling the truth when she told Jasper he wasn’t going to do anything meanwhile Jasper was literally visualizing sucking the life out of this one student. “We had to stick together, Alice and I. It wasn’t easy, hearing voices or seeing visions of the future. Both freaks among those who were already freaks. We protected each other’s secrets.”
  • His and Alice’s siblingship in general. Seriously like any time one looked out for the other.
  • Every Boo Boo The Fool moment he had during Midnight Sun when he felt emotions and was like ??? what??? what is this??? am i.. FEELING??? is this… ENVY??/ ALL OVER… A HUMAN ???A HUMAN GIRL? SHE’S JUST A GIRL
  • “NO!” I shouted AKLSDJLKJDAJD BECAUSE HE SAW THAT HE WAS IN LOVE WITH BELLA THROUGH ALICE’S VISIONS…… WHY. IS. HE. LIKE. THIS. ……..
  • “Love her too?” I whispered, incredulous.
  • His what is she thinking now? and now? now what? now what’s she thinking?  little kid “are we there yet” kind of questions
  • I saw her life as I had before-college, career…love, marriage. I saw her on her father’s arm again, dressed in gauzy white, her face flushed with happiness as she moved to the sound of Wagner’s march. The pain was more than anything I’d felt before.
  • Could a dead, frozen heart break? It felt like mine would….. She was dreaming of me……Could a dead, frozen heart beat again? It felt like mine was about to.
  • Oh, and also, I’m wretchedly in love with you.
  • how generally nervous he was around her not just the fact that he thirsted for her but the fact that he didn’t know what he was doing bc…like i said….he has no idea what the fuck feelings are
  • Blood Type
  • How long have you been seventeen? A while. (FUCKING KING OF COMEDY)
  • “It doesn’t Matter? / does it MATTER?” etc. basically the entire freak out and his mental debate of whether she was mentally sound and how he could probably arrange for Carlisle to set her up with the best medical care
  • “We match!”
  • “isn’t it supposed to be like this? the glory of first love and all that?” :D
  • Edward cooking for Bella on prom day and using Charlie as his taste tester.
  • I guess it wasn’t a favorite moment but it was ??? cute?? his stupid little tantrum about how if Bella was at Mike’s place on her birthday the worse thing that would happen was them not finding a bandage
  • Edward anonymously setting up a scholarship for Bella
  • DUDE HE’S SO FUCKGIN CHEESY….. Before you bella…my life was like a moonless night
  • “Amazing! Carlisle was right!” what a nerd
  • Edward breaking a tv set then storming back in the room and roaring nO NO when bella’s dumbass said “Okay alice where do you want to do this?
  • “Isabella Marie Swan,” he whispered, the strangest expression crossing his face. He almost looked mad. “Do you believe that I asked the Volturi to kill me because I felt guilty?”
  • Edward trying to convince Bella he was lying about not loving her
  • “I just proposed to you and you think it’s a joke.”
  • He and Bella winning an Oscar for their acting performance in their “I got accepted there too” bit in front of Charlie
  • Edward coming up with an entire blockbuster movie plot where he and Bella would be the luckiest plane crash survivors in history while they’re taking notes
  • No Bella you look…sexy
  • “Did you run over someone’s cat?”
  • How he could quite literally kill Jacob when his stupid ass told her he’d rather she was dead
  • Another thing…I’ll be fighting for her too. I’m a quick learner Jacob I don’t make the same mistake twice and I’m here until she orders me away
  • That sounds about right…pup
  • I prefer brunettes!
  • The “You’ll always be my Bella” speech
  • The entire proposal…………he is so cute…..i wanna cry he was so happy
  • The way he got his feelings hurt when Bella didn’t want to put the ring on and how happy his little face got when he saw the ring on her…… i’m crying
  • he told her to be nice before he proposed
  • Edward really took a crying bella who pulled over on the side of the road crying into his arms and held her the entire night while she cried over Jacob Black can i fucking die. Can i fucking die right nOW.
  • Just how honest he was in that tent scene tbh. I would die for him idk if you know that yet but in case you didn’t.
  • This is probably just a me thing but any time he gets protective over Bella or his family etc it’s so hot laksjdlakjdas i’m SO SORRY
  • The telling Charlie about their engagement he was so chillin.
    Bella: stressing pulling her hair leg shaking at 100mph 
    Edward: :D charlie :D i know i should’ve told you but …. i proposed! :D
  • Edward in general wanting to give Bella the world is so cute like he would buy anything for her but the fucking cARs… i hate him. No i don’t. He’s just so cute he’s so excited and willing to do anything for her.
  • “By the way, I love you” “That’s why we’re here”
  • Taking Bella’s garter off with his teeth winking at Bella then throwing it at Mike Newton’s face
  • Edward’s entire reaction every time Jacob had any thoughts. Like the time Jacob was like they’re probably all fighting not to rip away the cup from bella’s hands and edward rolled his eyes. Or Jacob would be like “he owes me” and edward would mouth “I do.” Or jacob would fall into this self-pity i need love mood and edward tossed him his keys and told him to get out
  • Edward’s absolute love and pure JOY when he hears Renesmee’s thoughts for the first time
  • After the birth Edward ordering Jacob away after he clearly gave up and was over it and Edward refusing to give up on Bella
  • EDWARD’S LITERAL DISAPPOINTMENT WHEN HE COULDN’T HEAR BELLA’S THOUGHTS WHEN SHE “WOKE UP” poor baby he actually thought. what kind of boo boo the fool. 
  • Vampire Bella:                               
    Edward: oh my god. Incredible. You’re amazing. (what  a NERD)
  • Edward’s happy little voice every time he talked about Renesmee
  • “No I don’t care if you bite Jacob”
  • Just his overall protectiveness for his family. I’ve already talked about this but!!!!!!!!!
  • Him defending Alice always whether it be to Sam or wanting to rip Demitri to shreds specifically for her
  • Edward giving Renesmee a fucking ipod
  • “Caius you idiot the sun is out how are these children of the damn MOON”-an actual quote by Edward Anthony Masen Cullen
  • HE WAS SO EXCITED TO GET INTO BELLA’S MIND MY LITTLE BABY IT’S ALL HE’S WANTED IT WAS LIKE A FUCKING BIRTHDAY PRESENT OR SOMETHING. I feel like on his birthdays Bella is just like ok. For your present you’ll get my mind I’ll lift my shield today. He was just so excited so happy he told her to do it again
  • Edward loves. A lot. He loves so much oh my god. I wanna die.

maybe i should’ve just linked you to the edward cullen quotes good reads page. or like your nearest barnes and noble and the YA section where you can find the entire series because I can assure you everything he’s ever done is so cherished in my world. i’d die for him idk if you’ve picked up on that