lemonade bottle

marino-kun  asked:

Do you take prompt? What about Stiles having a secret crush on Derek but when saw him, taking care Scott's son, he fell in love.

I’m not much of a kid fic person, so this took me a while, but I tried. Hopefully it’s kind of what you were angling for!

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“Do you think I’m ready for fatherhood?” Stiles asks, trying to keep the panic out of his voice. He’s not freaking out about this. He’s not.

Boyd says flatly, “Stilinski, you’re twenty-one years old. You’re supposed to know how to use a condom by now.“

Stiles’ hand spasms and he accidentally squirts a huge glob of ketchup on his mound of curly fries. Fuck. He has the ideal ketchup-to-curly-fry ratio down to a science, and this is not it. “No, absolutely not what I meant. It’s just. Did you know Derek had a kid?”

Boyd meditatively takes a bite of his burger. “No. But the nice thing about Derek is that he doesn’t go in for personal talk.”

Stiles shoots him a weird look. Of course Boyd would think that was nice. Stiles, though, has been trying to break down Derek’s walls even just a little bit for months now—sitting with him in class, sharing his notes, studying with him in the library and getting late-night waffles together afterwards, little by little pulling Derek out of his shell. He’d thought he was getting somewhere, but obviously not, not if Derek failed to mention this kid even existed.

Which he does. Stiles knows, because he can see him right now, over by Prof. Martin’s pool. Apparently his name is Jamie.

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Stuff I've Actually Heard People Say Part 3
  • "If a leaf fell on your face and stayed there, would you eat it?" "Wait. What kind of leaf?"
  • "One time I broke my finger during school, but I just ignored it because I had a test the next period."
  • "I just chugged four bottles of lemonade and ate half a bowl of Milky Ways, I'm ready to go!"
  • "You can't do the splits to achieve your destiny."
  • "Amoebas don't breathe."
  • "I hate this, even though it's to my advantage."
  • "We've gotta trick Ryan Gosling into being a furry."
  • "Who is Mac, and why is he cheesy?"
  • "Ah ha! All I have to do is ram myself into trees!"
  • "You smell like a piece of shoe."
  • "I love contagion food."
  • "Today I cried listening to the Trolls soundtrack."
  • "Ah, but this is a good thing! It just means I can begin manufacturing leg irons!"
  • "If you don't do it, I'll put the paperclips back in my ears."
  • "I thought we were gonna be furries together."
  • "Oh no, they're trying to be relatable!"
  • "I've got some sick hula-hooping tricks."
  • "Is that a pair of pants with no body?"
  • "Get schooled by a cucumber picker!"
  • "Your flowers are fat." "They're still pretty." "They're pretty fat."
  • "Your mouth, your money."
  • "All the money we've paid for violin and piano and voice, and the chicken noise is what gets them every time."
  • "Hey! No one coughs on my mom!"
  • "Yes, a Roaring 20s themed wedding!... but also dragons!"
  • "Everyone must come in their best armor."
  • "They do match! This one says "I love British boys", and the other is a picture of Zayn, who is a British boy!"
  • "I clip my nails, and they keep growing back!"
  • "Congrat! A single congration, no congrats for you."
  • "This is my finished."
  • "Memes will be the death of this country."
  • "I am ready for death to claim me."
  • "Sasquatch and stretch."
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Scott McCall x Reader

Warnings: Slight sexual content.
Word count: 1 307
A/N: Yet another idea made up by @pissheadofficial​, my spirit animal.
Man I have too many ideas for this, maybe I’ll write a sequel.


When people found out that your friends were werewolves, they became scared and learned to accept it, unlike you. Once Lydia had told you about her friends being supernatural creatures, including herself, you couldn’t stop thinking about how they made your heart flutter.

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Summer idea…

ROOM MAKEOVER!!!!

Here’s some ideas I came up with:

  • LIGHTS…. buy old lights like lava lamps, like the picture above, galaxy lights, disco balls and such and put them all over your room. These are actually really cool looking. I just put a lava lamp in my room and I think it would be awesome to have them all over.
  • Fill glass bottles with colored water, sand, or whatever you come up with. For colored water simply add food coloring and mix in water. You can add glitter or confetti if you want. Colored water with cotton/stuffing and glitter creates a space galaxy effect (let me know if anyone would like me to post a tutorial for any of this)
  • CANDLES…. candles are fairly cheap and look really cool when you have them all over (especially when lit) I have a bunch of candles in my room all in the color scheme I have going on. Most of them are lemonade scented (mixed with something else) and they mix well together. 
  • HEADBOARD… my headboard was looking a little dull recently so i took a scarf I never wore and wove it into the grooves of my headboard. It actually looks really cool. I put errands I never wear or ones that have missing pairs on the scarf so it looks even coolor (I simply poked them into the fabric so that the ends couldn’t be seen)
  • Photographs… I have pictures all over my room. I have them on the mirror (you can use tape or just slide them between the mirror and the frame if possible) I get pictures from my social networking sites and print them at walmart. Buy a bunch of cool frames and fill them with pictures of friends and family.
March 3, 2005

Lots happening today– Bella and Edward sit together at lunch, and Edward keeps her lemonade bottle cap as a souvenir:

Much to her disappointment, he tells her he’s going to ditch Biology. Turns out she should have ditched as well, since they’re doing:

and our girl Bella is made sick by the smell of blood. Edward whisks her away from a jealous and angry Mike, who later returns to the nurse’s office hauling an equally sick Lee Stevens– who somehow has blood dripping down his upraised hand towards his wrist.

What exactly did he DO with his lancet to produce that amount of blood??

Edward and Bella flee the nurse’s office. He dazzles Mrs. Cope into signing Bella out of school and irritates Bella into letting him drive her home.

Later that afternoon, there’s one of my favorite parts of Midnight Sun: Edward is working on Bella’s lullaby at the piano and is joined by Esme and Alice. There’s a sweet interaction between Edward and Esme, and Alice sings, helping him with the composition. They play a song together:

and Edward dramatically plays Chopsticks and the whole thing is just a charming piece of family life. I love all the bits that show how the Cullens really live and interact, but this is one of my favorites.

Of course, Edward ruins the mood a page or two later by freaking out about Peter and Charlotte coming to visit. I guess he couldn’t be relaxed forever. ;)

Drunk

Summary: College roommates Kimberly and Trini goes out to a party and gets drunk. Let’s just say the night end with them sleeping together.

Rating: T

AN: Still set in the Power Rangers world, they just grew up and now in college.

“Come on, Trini. I know you’re this introverted, shy, and don’t like to really be involved but I am here to find you a girl… and that girl is going to be at the party… and you’re going to woo her and etc.” Kimberly continued to tug on her best friend’s arm to get her off the couch and off to start dressing up to go to the party. “Get up, Trini! We’re going to be late”

“Kimberly, I have told you so many times, parties like this are not my thing. A bunch of frat boys wanting to get in your pants and sorority girls just gossiping about appearance. No thank you” Trini retaliated her arm away from Kim, who pouted.

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Unfaithful : Part Ten

Summary :
In the Pre-apocalypse , you went to your aunt Lucille’s house in Virginia to spend the summer there, but you fell in love with her husband Negan .

**drama - romance - angst- smut - betrayal**

Pairing : Negan x Female Reader OC.

Dedicated to @negansmainwife

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@negan–is–god

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Warnings : language - angst.

Note:

This fic is about betrayal or adultery, call it what you want, please if you feel triggered about such thing don’t read. If not , you can be wether team y/n or team Lucille. LOL

Previous chapters :

https://negansslowlyburn.tumblr.com/post/159839481553/unfaithful

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“Negan, open your eyes!”
He felt fingertips tracing across his beard, then into his lips, strands of hair tickling his chest and neck, he slowly opened his eyes , he saw your face leaning towards his, softly smiling, he extended his hand and reached your face, his digits touching your soft lips .

“Hey baby!” He smiled till his dimples digged in his cheeks, and you smiled back at him. He didn’t break eye contact with you, but he frowned when you stood up and walked away , he called your name but you didn’t answer, you just disappeared in the darkness.
“Y/n!! Y/n !! Where you’re going? Y/n!!”

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“Negan! Negan wake up!!”
Hands shook Negan’s body, he groaned as he opened his eyes ,the bright daylight was looming over his face , he woke up and looked to see who snapped him out of his sweet dreams , he hoped it was you! Unlike what he expected, it was Arat. He scoffed as he blinked his eyes a couple of times to adjust to the light. He briefly covered his face as he shifted on the couch in the back room in Jane’s.
“You were dreaming I suppose, I never took you as a talker in your sleep! ” Arat giggled and took the blanket off of him then she tossed it aside.
“I made you breakfast Negan, come on!” She put a tray on a small table in front of him, but Negan shook his head.
“No thanks! I can’t eat! Do you have painkillers, my head fucking aches!!” He slowly massaged his temple.
“Yeah sure!” Arat went to another room then she came back with a small bottle, she handed him a pill, which he swallowed without water. He groaned again as he stood up.

“Ugh fuck!! My fucking back sores too!”
“Sorry about that Negan, this couch is not as comfortable as yours!” Arat chuckled as she headed to the door.
“No it’s cool! Look thanks for the breakfast but I gotta go !” Negan followed Arat out.
“yeah! But please don’t do anything stupid, ok? Just figure shit out before you do something! This won’t be easy for the four of you!!! It’s life changing, Negan! Make good decisions! ” she patted at his shoulder.
Negan could only give her a quick nod and got in his car to head back home.

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You rubbed your eyes trying to wipe the heavy sleep from them, you could hardly open them after last night. You thought you went blind after all that crying, you thought your heart would stop beating after all that pain . You thought you’ll never be able to wake up ever again.
Last night you came back to the house at 4:am , you made Jack talk to you on the phone for hours while you sat under an oak tree in some neighborhood, you’re lucky people didn’t suspect you as a stalker or a homless, but it was better than being in that house, you didn’t want to go back , you were so scared you’d see Negan still making rough wild love to his wife, so you opted to stay out . After spending hours talking to Jack , you found your feet dragging you back to your aunt’s house , fingers crossed that you won’t run into anyone of them. God answered your prayers, and without looking to that damn couch you headed to your room on your tiptoes. You stared at the ceiling, as you replayed last night’s events in your head, you tightly closed your eyes when you remembered how Negan fucked Lucille, you squeezed both of your hands on your ears so you won’t hear the pants they made . You rolled over in your bed but neither closing your eyes nor plugging your fingers in your ears helped in getting rid of Negan and Lucille’s voices and images .
You could only think that they fucked all night, that he gave it to her over and over and finished what they started in their bedroom, they probably still doing it right now.
Suddenly, you heard your phone ringing ,
You sat up straight on the bed then threw your blanket off and grabbed your phone, you checked it and it was Jack calling. You sighed, and closed your eyes for a moment to gather yourself together, then you exhaled.

“Hello!” You raspily said.
“Oh hi y/n, hope I didn’t wake you up or something! ” Jack’s voice came through the phone as soft as possible.
“Oh no, I woke up a while ago!”
“Um.. would you open the door for me? I knocked and rang the bell but nobody answered the door!”

You got off your bed and opened your window, then you leaned and saw his car.

“Oh you’re here! Umm… just a sec , I’ll open the door! ” .

As you were passing by Negan and Lucille ’s room, you slowed the pace and glanced to the closed door and you wondered if they’re still asleep. oh what if he’s screwing her brains out now , the thought annoyed you but somehow aroused you, damn he’s so skilled at sex and the way he bucks his hips back and forth and…. you pinched your arm just to shake these thoughts off your mind. Then you quickened your footsteps , and headed downstairs and opened the door for Jack.

“Morning !” Jack charmingly smiled as he pulled you to him and placed a kiss on your cheek.
“Morning, Jack!” You blushed, you didn’t want him to kiss you, even if it was just on your cheek, at least not just yet.
You became his girlfriend few hours ago what’s the rush for. It’s because you wanna take your time or that’s how you wanted to convince yourself, but deep inside you knew it’s because of something or better yet someone else.

“So, why don’t you get ready! I’ll wait here!” Jack uttered as he took a seat.

You raised your brows in confusion and mumbled.
“Wh-what?”

“Please don’t tell me you forgot! Last night when we talked on the phone! We agreed to go in our first date, and spend the whole day together! ” He reminded.

You completely forgot about that, to be honest you didn’t focus on any word he said. Your mind , soul and heart were with Negan at that time, you felt that pain again as if your ribs are piercing through your heart. You wished you could be with him, his arms gently squeezing around your waist.

“So?!” Jack brought you back from your daydream state.
“Uh.. sure ok, give me a minute! ” you nodded and without waiting for what he has to say , you went back to your room. You tried as hard as you could to hold in your tears, you regretted your hasty decision. Why did you have to be his girlfriend? You have zero feelings for him!!! Messed up part is that he’s Negan’s cousin! !! But who could blame you!! Makin decisions when getting emotional is like making them when you’re drunk! Stupid and life wrecking. You had it coming, you thought.

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Jack felt a little bored waiting for you.
“Give me a minute she said!” He scoffed.
He stood up and went to the kitchen, then he opened the fridge and grabbed the lemonade bottle , he poured himself a glass.

“Getting fucking comfortable!”
A voice blurted from behind, startled him, he spit the sip of lemonade he took.
He instantly turned around.

“Jesus Christ! Negan what the hell!” Jack grabbed a napkin and wiped the lemonade off his shirt.

“Is..uh..Lucille around? ” Negan lifted his eyes up the stairs.
“Uh… I didn’t see her!! Were you out? You look a little shitty man!” Jack eyed him up and down .
“Yeah, I spent the night out, I fucking had a fight with Lucille! ”
“What? Why? ”
“Don’t think about it, you know how women fucking act! So what brought you here, it’s only 9:00 am man!” Negan squinted his eyes on Jack , he thought of the worse.
“You spent the night here??” He added.
“No!!! I didn’t, I just got here, I’m gonna take y/n out!”

Negan ’s chest clenched but he kept his features unreadable, he pulled a chair and sat down.
“Uh, now?” His lips twitched as he did his best to form a fake smile.
“Yeah, we’re gonna spend the day together, I’ll take her to our first date, on a yacht! I rent one for a day!” He excitedly grinned.
Negan gulped, his jaws tightened and he clenched his hands into a fist. As much as he wanted to punch Jack on the face and tell him and his cliché gestures to fuck off , he struggled to keep his tone and body language under control.
“Uh..wh-what do you mean first date?”
“Last night we just talked and got to know each other, but then after I drove y/n home, she called and told me that she’ll gladly be my girlfriend! Man I’m so excited! She’s not like any of the other girls I met before! ”

Negan could feel his heart sinking in his stomach, he felt used, after that you showed him you’re interested in him, after giving in for him, after that talk and hot make out in the ladies room, you decided to choose Jack over him!!! He’s the one who thought that he can face the whole world for you, that he’ll declare his love for you and confess it in front of Lucille and Jack. He was ready to lose his wife and cousin for you, destroy his marriage and friendship for you , he was willing to sacrifice everything for you, risk it all and give it all up just for you. He felt his throat dried up , he felt so stupid ! How could a little girl play him like that. Make him head over heels!! He thought so what?? all you wanted was sex, and nothing else mattered to you? And once you found a younger and wealthier boy, you just threw him away like some used tissue? So that’s probably how Lucille felt when he cheated on her! This is how it feels to be betrayed and underestimated.

“Ok I’m ready!!” Your voice came from distance, it snapped him out of his thoughts, he lifted his sad eyes to you, you were wearing a see through dress with spaghetti straps, he could slightly see your black lace lingeries, your sexy appearance took him off guard, and blood boiled in his head at the thought that you were wearing that for Jack. He figured you were playing the same strategy of when you showed him your bra and undies for the first time. He felt so mad and helpless, his hands were never tied like this. But now , to him you’re the little slut who used him for her pleasure.
You stopped walking once your eyes laid on him, you frowned your brows and you swallowed the lump that formed in your throat then you decided to do something that could ease your anger, to get back at him, to vengeance your dignity that was walked over by Negan the second he had sex with Lucille after that love and jealousy show he gave you in the club.
You pulled Jack to you and crashed your lips on his purdy ones, Jack moaned in your mouth, the kiss was unexpected but he loved it, lips fused in a hot and wet kiss while your hands snaked around his neck , and your nails playfully scratching the back of his head.
Negan’s jaws fell, and his eyes widened at the sight of you melting in other man’s arms. He felt pain in his heart. He blinked many times when he felt tears stinging in his eyes. You and Jack broke from the kiss, and you teasingly wiped his lips that got a little lipstick on them, your chest heaved because of all that adrenaline rushing through your veins.
Then you turned to Negan and smirked.
“We gotta go, tell Lucille I might get home late tonight! ” you winked at him and literally dragged Jack out of there leaving Negan speechless.

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So sorry about this short part, but my weekend was busyyyy and I thought of writing a little one better that nothing lol

Teach me your words

And I’ll speak you a story. 

Dedicated to @lotonic and based on this


He knows words, he’s not stupid, but he doesn’t know English fiwords. The sounds are strange to him and trying to speak the language just frustrates him and when he’s frustrated he gets the headaches. Magic Man never made him speak English but he did teach Lemon his own name, and age, he thinks.

Frank doesn’t make him speak English either but it’s all Frank speaks and he wants to talk too. He doesn’t know why he asks the strange man who’s always travelling, it’s probably the worst teacher he could find for himself but Salamander Man promises he can teach them. It makes him feel a little better that Salamander Man doesn’t speak English either, even if it’s only because he doesn’t give a fuck.

“Welcome to English 101, today’s word of the day is: Fuck,” the man in the flower shirt tells them and Lemon understands the words, he does, he just can’t say them. The Flower Man tells them when to use the word, how to use it and why they should use it as much as possible and he doesn’t even laugh when Lemon can’t say it. Salamander Man laughs and he says it, he starts shouting it and Frank comes in and tells them to shut the fuck up.

Salamander Man leaves but the Flower Man stays, he keeps saying the word ‘Fuck’, he helps Lemon sound it out and he doesn’t laugh no matter how many times Lemon messes up. Lemon thinks he likes this man better than Magic Man.

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anonymous asked:

The other day a customer pulled a really stupid move. She asked if she could grab a lemonade bottle. We said yes, very confused why she wanted permission to just open the fridge in front of her. But then we realized why she asked when she *went all the way around behind the freaking counter* to pull a bottle from the side we open to stock... What the ever-loving heck???