lemon's face is the best face

anonymous asked:

Could you do a long post if you can for glo up tips? (Physically, emotionally, ect)

physically:

-shave w baby oil it will change your life

-start your day off with a mug of hot water with lemon it will do you wonders

-wash your face at least once daily and moisturize no matter what your skin type. in my opinion lush and shea moisture have the best skincare products.

-exfoliate your body to scrub off all that dead skin and oil buildup. there are lots of recipes online and around the hoe tip community

-trim the ends of your hair every month or so. trust me.

-floss every day!!! wear your retainer!! use a whitening mouthwash!!

-get ur sleep. 8 hours a day at least. any less will show on ur skin, face, hair, eyes, everything. not cute

-castor oil/coconut oil/vaseline on your brows and lashes for length and volume

emotionally:

-don’t rush love. focus on your glo and the rest will come naturally

-boys love 3 things: exposing, sex, and football. act accordingly.

-bitches are going to talk no matter what you do. don’t pay them any mind. no need to entertain them.

-stop responding to the fuck boys in ur dm’s

-most friendships don’t last forever. don’t fight for something that isn’t meant to be

-dont tell people your business. it’s yours for a reason

mentally:

-know your self worth. you’re a bad bitch who is beautiful inside and out

-stay in school!! focus on your grind and don’t let people get in the way of it. 

-always keep your standards and goals high. expect nothing less than what you deserve

-embrace ur flaws and use them to your advantage. wear what you want and don’t think you gotta look a certain way

-learn to say no

-work hard, and you shall succeed

anonymous asked:

You're soo pretty xo how do you get clear skin also any tips on hair growth/getting soft hair would be appreciated (:

Thank you!! Alright just a heads up this will most likely be a long post because I’m going to try and say everything that comes to me…

For Clear skin:
• Your skin reflects whatever’s going on inside your body. So make sure you’re drinking a lot of water - at least 2litres a day!) to flush out any toxins and eat foods full of nutrients that benefit your skin. Honestly drinking more water in itself will improve your skin so much and make it generally look healthier and more glowing.
• Stress, which I know is sometimes inevitable, can also mess up your skin so try to keep that to a minimum.
• Makeup wise, BB creams tend to be better for the skin than foundations but ultimately it’s all down to how effectively you remove your makeup. Having said that I’d like to stress how important it is that you DONT SLEEP WITH YOUR MAKE UP ON. I don’t care how tired you are just don’t do it.
• Make sure you give yourself at least 2 days a week where you go makeup free to let your skin breathe and renew itself.
• Sleep is also needed for your skin to repair itself so get between 8-10 hours of sleep as often as you can!
• As for skin care, gentle cleansers are the way to go.
• Exfoliating 2 or 3 times a week will also make sure that any dead skin is removed and leave you with glowing skin.
• Makeup removers and moisturisers should be bought depending on your skin type. Even if you have oily skin you should moisturise!! if you do have oily skin, there are many oil free moisturisers specifically made for oily skin.
• Toners can be used to tighten your pores and as a result reduce how many spots you get. But it can be drying especially if it’s mainly composed of alcohol so just bare that in mind.
• Sun cream will help your skin in the long term!! It will prevent premature ageing and sun spots. Make sure you’re using a sun cream specifically made for the face and not using a body one on your face (which can break you out) . Foundations with spf don’t actually do a whole lot of protecting because they have a too little amount of spf to actually do any effective protecting so it’s best to just stick with a face sun cream.
• Change your pillow case often to prevent potential breakouts.
• Make sure your phone screen is clean before you make a call so that bacteria doesn’t get on your cheek when you put the phone to your ear and, again, break you out.
• lemon juice helps reduce the look of scarring/hyper pigmentation by acting as a natural bleach. Since the skin on the face is sensitive it would be a good idea to dilute the lemon juice with a bit of water before applying it to the area using a q tip or cotton pad. You can do this 2-3 times a day and you should see results by 2 weeks. Obviously if any irritation occurs you should stop.

Hair growth:
• don’t wash your hair every day. It strips away your natural oils and your hair won’t grow as quickly if it’s dry. I know that some people can have extremely oily hair and need to wash it every day but I’ve heard that you can “train” your hair to not be as greasy somehow (?). Im not very good with explaining that so its worth a Google.
• Deep conditioning once a week will help your hair a lot. There are many different types of deep conditioning hair masks for different types of hair and hair problems.
• My personal favourite is coconut oil (make sure you get the natural kind). It’s the only oil to actually penetrate your hair instead of just coating it and so it will do wonders to your hair. I suggest doing it only once a week at the most as it will make your hair greasy if you use it too often. It leaves your hair soft af though and it’s 100% natural so you don’t have to worry about any chemicals on your hair.
• Reduce the amount of heat you use. Work with what you’ve got instead of constantly damaging it with heat.
• If you can’t go without your straighteners or curlers then always use a heat protector whilst you slowly begin cutting down on the amount of heat you use.
• Depending on your hair type (mine being curly) I find that rubbing in a bit of Moroccan oil on the ends of my hair after I wash it helps lock in moisture and prevent frizz.
• Speaking of washing hair, don’t rub your hair dry. Dab it dry with a towel or preferably with an old t-shirt which is much gentler.
• Your hair can get burnt in the sun just like your skin. So wearing a hat or spraying a little bit of heat protector before you leave the house will help if you’re going to be out in the sun for long.
• try not to brush your hair often. I know that the thought of that unimaginable to some people but it can be very damaging. Obviously if you have massive knots then brush them out but ultimately brushing your hair can cause breakage.
• to reduce breakage, a wide toothed comb is a much better alternative to a brush.
• when brushing your hair, begin detangling the ends and work your way up. Breakage is less likely in this case.

That’s all I can think of for now. idk if this is in more detail than you wanted and sorry for the long read but I hope it was helpful 💗💗💗

Poor Little Rich Girl-Part 3

This is an A/B/O AU

*Warning for domestic violence trigger****but girl power conquers all!

Your father Lucifer, is the Alpha of your pack and he rules your town with an iron fist.  He is forcing you to marry the son and heir of a rival pack.  It is 3 weeks before your wedding when you find out Sam Winchester is back.   Sam was your first love at 17, and when your father found out, he forced his family to leave town.  You haven’t spoken to him since.  What will happen when you see him again?

Characters: Alpha! Sam Winchester, Beta! Dean Winchester, Omega!Castiel Novak, Omega! Mary Winchester, Reader, Alpha! (Nick) Lucifer, Beta! Michael, Beta! Gabriel, Beta! Stephanie (OC), Alpha Eric (OC) Chuck (mentioned)

Master List

Introduction (all parts are linked)

Text messages are listed in Bold

“Please tell me you’re going tonight,” I whispered to Steph the minute she answered her phone.

“Of course I am.  What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t have your back against that asshole?”  Steph barked.  Saying that my best friend hated my fiancee would be a vast understatement.  Steph LOATHED Eric.

She didn’t like the way he talked down to me or the way he looked at any female that came in his line of vision.  Her older brother David had told her he’d heard whispered stories of some twisted shit that went on in the Whitehall pack.

“Steph”.  I sighed.  “You know I have no choice, right?”

“I know you THINK you don’t have a choice.” Steph snapped.  We’d had this conversation before.   “This is America, not medieval England.  You father can’t legally force you to marry someone you don’t even like, just because he’s the Alpha.  He should want what’s best for you, and Eric is so not it.  Please don’t do this, Y/N.  Please, I’m begging you.  There’s something in Eric’s eyes…… Something that scares me.”

Anyone who knows me knows I can’t bake to save my life, so it was off to Mrs. Robideaux’s bakery for something sweet to bring to the pack meeting.  Uncle Gabe had been famous for his sweet tooth, so I was sent to Mrs. R’s for cakes and baked goods from the time I learned to ride a bike.

Mrs. R. was a rotund African-American woman who was always covered in flour and smelled like cinnamon and vanilla.  She gave the best hugs.  When she saw me a smile lit her face and she came from behind the counter.

“And just where have you been, young lady? Your Uncle Gabe must be in town because I haven’t seen you in here in ages.”

“He should be coming in soon for the wedding.  I came to get some of your lemon bars for the pack meeting tonight.”  I said as I hugged her tightly.

I saw the smile on her face falter slightly as I mentioned the wedding.  She gave a nod to her niece Thea to continue waiting on customers as she pulled me into the back for a chat as she had so many times before.

“Are you sure about this, Y/N? I have heard things…..I just want to make sure you’re not in over your head.”

I closed my eyes for a brief moment, feeling completely overwhelmed with my life.  Why couldn’t this be a real wedding? Why couldn’t people be congratulating me, instead of worrying I was making a huge mistake?  Why couldn’t I be looking forward to my wedding with breathless anticipation, instead of feeling like I was simply exchanging one prison for another?

The pack meeting was held at an old hunting lodge in the woods outside of town.  Eric, and his father would be attending as part of the delegation from the Whitehall pack.  Knowing my Dad, he was going to pull out all the stops to impress them with a show of his power as Alpha.

At least I had one thing to be happy about.  When I got home from Mrs. R’s, Uncle Gabe was in my father’s study talking with him and Uncle Michael.  He had his feet up on the coffee table, ignoring my Dad’s frown of irritation as usual.  He jumped up as soon as he saw me.

“Hey beautiful! Did you miss me?” He opened his arms wide and I ran to him like I did when I was a little girl.

“Always, Uncle Gabe, Always.  Where’s Kali?” I asked immediately.

“She’ll be coming in for the wedding, but she had some work stuff to finish up first.” He said smoothly.  Kali was Uncle Gabe’s mate. She worked for one of Dad’s many companies doing who-knows what.  No one told me much of anything.  Everyone in the family worked for my Dad.

“Y/N,” My Dad said, turning to me. “You should go and get ready.”

“Ready for what?” I asked grumpily.  “To be seen and not heard?”

My father glared at me, and Uncle Gabe snickered.  “I need to go pick up Steph.  She asked for a ride.  She’s having car trouble.”

“We can catch up afterwards, Uncle Gabe.  I want to hear all about your adventures!” I told him, kissing him on the cheek and earning his trademark smirk in return.  I was so happy he was back.  Everything seemed so much lighter and more pleasant when he was around.

I left the room and Uncle Michael closed the door behind me.  I stood outside the closed door for a moment, and I could hear raised voices, my fathers and Uncle Gabe’s.  “I don’t Like this, Luci, not one damn bit!  I’ve heard that Eric has a really bad temper, and the Whitehall Alphas treat their Omegas like shit!”

“Y/N will be fine.” My father said smoothly.  “We need this alliance.Besides, do you really think he would be stupid enough hurt her? She is a strong independent Omega.  She’s just like her mother.”

“Yeah, and look where it got her.” Michael said darkly.

When Steph and I arrived at the pack meeting, the Whitehall pack had already arrived.  I spotted Eric and instantly felt myself tense.  Oh he was handsome enough, but  when he touched me it made my skin crawl.

 As Steph and I walked over to the refreshment table to put down our treats, I heard an amused voice behind me.  “You still remembered that I like lemon bars?”

I took a deep breath and turned around.  “Hi, Sam.  You remember my friend Steph.  Steph.  This giant was once my math tutor Sam Winchester.  And this is his brother Dean.”

I felt a hand on my shoulder and I tensed momentarily, but it was only Uncle Gabe.  “Sam, Dean, Steph.  You guys all remember my Uncle Gabe, right?  He just flew in for the…..for the wedding.”

Sam’s jaw clenched at the mention of the wedding. As we stood talking, I felt a hand reach over and slide down the curve of my ass. I jumped and turned to see who the pervert was.  What the hell? 

I saw Steph roll her eyes at Dean and I knew t was Eric.  “Hey, Babe.  Who are your friends?” He asked, not bothering to introduce himself.

I tried not to clench my teeth as I spoke.  “Eric, this is Sam and Dean Winchester, old friends of mine.  They are joining the pack tonight.”

“Hey,”  Eric said, nodding his head.  He smirked at Steph.  “Hey, Steph.  Once Y/N and I are mated, we are gonna have to find you a mate in the Whitehall pack.  I know some guys that would love a hot piece like you.”

Steph gasped and her face turned red.  “I will NEVER let that happen, Eric,” I said, glaring at him and grabbing Steph’s hand, I hauled her off to the bathroom.

Eric acted like I hadn’t spoken.  Sam and Dean watched me drag Steph to the bathroom as fast as possible to get away from him.  “That Y/N is a feisty one.” He told them conversationally.  “But I’m gonna knot that feistiness outta her real quick.  We like our Omegas a little more……docile in Whitehall.  Know what I mean, boys?” He shot Sam and Dean a telling grin before walking away.

Sam cursed under his breath and started to head in Eric’s direction.  “No Sam,” Dean said firmly.  “Don’t.  Now is not the time or place.  Calm the fuck down.” Dean’s hard grip on Sam’s arm kept Sam from charging after the other Alpha and kicking his ass.

“There is no fucking way this wedding is happening, Dean,” Sam growled at his brother.

“You flipping your shit right now isn’t gonna do Y/N any favors. Stick to the plan.” Dean hissed.

My father called the meeting to order, Uncle Michael and Uncle Gabe at his side.  It was so strange to see Uncle Gabe looking serious and unsmiling. Dad’s commanding voice held the room at attention.

“Tonight we welcome our guests from the Whitehall pack.  In two weeks my daughter Y/N and Eric, the son of their Alpha, will be married. We hope this union will end years of tension and hostility between our packs.”

“Don’t count on it.” I muttered under my breath.

Sam and Dean were welcomed as new members of the pack and they both took the oath of fealty to the Alpha.  I knew Sam didn’t mean of a word of it.  Why was he doing this?  What did he hope to accomplish?

I had finally gotten Steph calmed down.  Eric had really rattled her.  After the meeting was over and people started to leave, Eric said he wanted to talk to me.  “Wedding stuff.”  He said tersely.

“I have to take Steph home.  I’m her ride.” I said weakly.

“I can give her a ride home.” Dean offered.  “I came straight from work so Sam and I rode separately.  I mean, if that’s okay with her.  Steph nodded, not saying much, which was rare for her.

Sam had already left, without even saying goodbye.  Dean said he “wasn’t feeling well”, which was utter bullshit.  I could feel the anger rolling off him in waves as soon as Steph and I left for the bathroom.  I kept sneaking looks at him during the meeting and he looked like his head was gonna explode.

“Okay, Eric.  I’ll come with you.” I said meekly.

Everyone had pretty much left when he and I started walking out.

“What was that crap with you contradicting me in from of your friends, huh Y/N?” He demanded suddenly.

“What?” I asked, confused.

He grabbed my arm and pushed me up against his car.  “You don’t EVER contradict me in front of people, Omega.”

“Get the fuck off of me, you asshole!” I demanded.  

He leaned in and kissed me hard until I bit his lip, then he pulled away with a curse. When he touched his hand to his lip and it came away bloody he cursed and backhanded me hard, knocking me back against the car, his ring splitting my lip.

He started to undo his belt.  “I think I need to start your lessons early, Omega.  I’m gonna fuck that fire right outta you, and fill you up with my pups.  Starting right now.”

I reached into my purse which hung across my body and felt around for my can of wolfsbane spray and sprayed Eric full in the face.  He screamed and clutched at his eyes.  I got to my feet and kicked him in the nuts as hard as I could.  He dropped like a stone, moaning and crying and clutching at his groin.  His eyes were rapidly swelling shut.

I sent Steph a quick text

Please have Dean call Sam to come get me.  I’ll explain later

I pulled off my engagement ring and dropped in in Eric’s lap.  “Lesson’s over, Alpha.”

Part 4

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Imagine knowing Gendry as a child, then reuniting with him years later

prompt number four requested by @motherofthreecatsx​

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Rasberries! Blackberries! Cherries! A coin a dozen for the freshest fruits around!

Wine from all over the world! Arbor! Essos! Dorne! Finest wine you’ll ever taste!

The yells of merchants and customers alike filled the alleys of King’s Landing as you walked through the streets. You made your way out of Fishmonger’s Square and onto the Street of Steel, which rang with the sounds of metal on metal. It was a steep climb to the Guildhall, where you were headed, but you didn’t mind. You loved to see the shine of freshly-forged blades and feel the heat of the forges in the air. 

Just when you made it to the top of the hill, you heard a voice behind you,

“Y/N?” it called, “Y/N, is that you?”

You turned around, shocked to come to a familiar face. “Gendry?” you asked, a smile creeping onto your face. Back when you were a child, you had always come to visit Gendry at the alehouse where his mother had worked. The two of you were the best of friends, always wrestling with each other or sneaking off to the kitchen to steal some lemon cakes, or otherwise just making mischief. But you had moved away, and Gendry was taken up as an apprentice, and that seemed to be the end of that. Until you saw him in King’s Landing that day.

Gendry grinned, “I can’t believe… What’re you doing here?” Gendry still looked similar from when you were kids; same pale blue eyes that never missed a thing, same shaggy hair as black as night. But he was a head taller than you now, and his body was thick and corded with muscle.

You smiled widely, “I was just heading to the Guildhall.” you said, taking his appearance in, “You look different, Gendry.”

Gendry laughed happily. His laugh hasn’t changed either. “I wish I could say the same for you,” he said, “but you’ve always been gorgeous.”

skin care tips

so i’ve gathered a lot of tips on skin care that i use as my lifeline. i thought i’d share them w y'all

- you’ve heard it ur entire life, but pls pls pls drink lots of water. not only is it good for ur body and health, it’s good for ur skin. the basic rundown is ur face has sebum, the substance that comes out of ur pores, and it can become thick and clog up pores if u do not drink enough water, therefore causing breakouts. people with acne naturally have thick sebum, which is why they tend to break out lots more than others

- try not to use hot water on ur face. use room temper, or colder water, when washing it. also: my great grandmother never had any wrinkles on her body or face when she passed. why? well one she always wore a hat and sunscreen when going out, and two instead of taking hot baths, she took cool ones

- e x f o li ate. u want that smooth and clean skin? thats the way to do it. dead skin can also clog up ur pores. honestly chemical exfoliaters work better than the natural ones, but u can use whatever u want. just use it at least once a week

- WEAR SUNSCREEN. WEAR IT DURING WINTER, AHEN ITS CLOUDY, WHEN THERES SO SUN. just bc u don’t see uv rays doesn’t mean they aren’t as strong.

- sun spots take a decade to show up. just bc u don’t get them automatically after a burn, doesn’t mean u don’t get them

- wash ur face every day and every
night. in the mornings u can even just use water and splash ur face w it and rub a little. just cleanse ur face or all the other things u do to ur face are useless

- don’t put lemon or sugar on ur face. ur face is delicate, and if ur putting citrus which has HIGH acids, ur harming it. sugar granuals are also really big and can cause micro cuts to appear on ur face and damage ur skin. don’t do it bro.

- don’t over due it. get a basic skin care routine and stick w it. u don’t need 20 things on ur face every day, it’ll just make ur skin worse

- use natural products! not only are they cheap, but they’re the best for ur skin!!! witch hazel is a BIG life saver for me, and it’s inexpensive.

- use oils to moisturize. i use argan oil at night, and u only need a few drops of it! u can find one for 10 dollars at walmart!

- spot treat w tea tree oil! just make sure u dilute it. tea tree oil can be too harsh on ur skin if u don’t dilute it, and it can cause ur skin to become worse if u don’t

- rose water is so so so good for ur skin. i don’t own any, but i know y'all all heard of the rose water spray

- mario badescu drying lotion, i’ve heard, works!!!

- remember to take care of ur neck and lips!!! do a scrub here and there for ur lips! i usually use brown sugar and honey

- speaking of honey, u can just slather some on ur face and after ur face will thank u. honey is natures antibiotic, and it never gets old! pls try to by organic honey tho!!

- do a face mask here and there. i use the aztec clay mask weekly, just to cleanse my skin, but do some sheet masks too! u can find good ones for cheap on amazon or ur local drugstore!!

- pls take off ur makeup before bed. if u wear a lot of face makeup, double cleanse. use an oil cleanser to break down ur make up, and then a water based one to cleanse it

- i don’t exactly like makeup wipes. they make u tug on ur skin and some of them are really harsh. if u like them, good for u!! but i myself don’t like them

- try to use a foaming cleanser!!! the oxygen produced in the foam is really good for ur skin!!!

- if u use castor soap on ur skin, i wouldn’t recommend using it day and night. i have normal-to-dry skin and because of the soap, my skin got REALLY dry and flakey. the soap is honestly really good, but it can strip the skin of its natural oils.

- speaking of, moisturize??? pls it you’ll skin will love you so much

- i eat terrible, but i’m going to be a hypocrite and say this anyways. try to eat at least mildly good!!!

- back to drinking water, try to get 8 glasses of water a day. it’s hard, and i still haven’t succeeded, but i try to have a schedule. especially during school. my schedule is:
1st cup: right when i wake up
2nd: eating breakfast
3rd: before i leave for school
i take a bottle of water w me for 1-4th period
i drink a small bottle for lunch
i buy a big bottle for 5-8th period
6th: when i get home
7th: when i eat dinner
8th: before bed
as i said, hasn’t succeeded with this schedule yet, but i’m still trying

- if u break out a lot, try taking lactose (milk products) out of ur diet and see if that works.

- try making detox drinks (putting cucumber in water is good for sad but sadly, i hate cucumber

- don’t touch or pick at ur face!!! the oils from ur hands can make ur face break out. and if i pick at ur face, even tho it’s tempting, it can make ur face break out a lot.

- chloe ( @mygsknees ) just told me that another thing that can make ppl break out is bread!!! some ppl have a mild gluten intolerance that can make them break out!!!

- don’t pull or tug at ur skin!!! you’ll create stress on ur skin and cause pre-mature aging!!! use small strokes with the tips of ur fingers and just light circle motions

- take care of ur neck!!! bring ur skin care down to it as well! also, rub upwards instead of pulling ur skin downwards

- when using serum, try to make sure ur pores are open (maybe but a warm towel over it). what i just do is just try to do it when my face is still wet. make sure u do it after toner tho.

uhh that’s it for now!! if i remember any later i’ll probably edit the post

Requested by @chanelbyjenni

Since you grew up with them you became insanely close with them especially Ethan maybe even love him. When they told you that they were moving to California you were happy for them but felt abandoned. The text always remained constant every morning and every night. One day Ethan bought you a ticket to California to visit them. When you arrived Ethan picked you up giving you a bear hug. Somehow on the way home Ethan convinced you to record a video for YouTube

When everything is set up the twins decided it was a good idea to do a Q and A with a twist if you didn’t answer the questions you would get pied in the face. Grayson laughed when it was his turn to read the questions to Ethan.

“Ok so Ethan spill the beans Do you have a crush on anyone?” Ethan was licking his face from when you threw a lemon pie at him.

“Hm yes I do this very specific person I’ve had a crush on for years"You were confused Ethan never told you about any girl he had a crush on. “Remember when we told you guys this would be a special video, well here it is” Ethan turned to his side so he would look at you. “Y/n we have been best friends for years and every single day I’d wake up and be excited to see you because I’ve had a crush on you and praying this isn’t awkward It would make me a happy guy if you would like to be girlfriend”

You were dumbfounded you didn’t expect it to be this way. You smiled before giving Ethan a kiss.

“Awh man I owe Cameron 20 bucks” Grayson whined. He grabbed the pie from the table slamming into both of you.

BEAUTY: Face Masks

In the teenage years it’s difficult to keep skin under control. The number of beauty and skincare products on the shop shelves increases every day, but often the best quick-fix for troubled skin can be found in your fridge and cupboards. Fresh ingredients from the grocery shop can work wonders if you know what combinations are best for your skin.

+ Banana and Honey Face Mask: This one’s perfect for dull skin that needs brightening. Mash up a small banana into a paste, add two teaspoons of clear honey and sprinkle in some oats. Apply over the face, leave for 10 minutes maximum and then rinse off gently with warm water.

+ Egg White and Lemon Face Mask: If your pores are a little bigger than you want or your skin doesn’t feel as smooth as you like, this mask is perfect. Whisk the whites of two eggs until frothy and add in two big squeezes of a fresh lemon. This mask is very runny so apply over the sink. The mask should go stiff after around 5 minutes. Rinse away with warm water and enjoy your silky smooth skin.

+ Avocado and Brown Sugar Face Mask: Avocados taste great on toast, but they’re also great for the skin. Mash up a squishy avocado and mix in a few teaspoons of granulated brown sugar for an exfoliating effect. Smear over the skin in circles, leave for 15 minutes and then rinse off with warm water.

Written by Ellie, photography by openmysoul on Instagram

Skin Care Regimen
What you’ll need:
  • Black soap (or Dove Sensitive).
  • Chlorophyll.
  • Pure, unsweetened honey.
  • Facial mask.
  • Organic sugar, sea salt, or oatmeal (for more sensitive skin).
  • Facial steamer, or a large pot, a stove, and a basin (I use the stove, pot, basin method).
  • Towels.
  • Hair ties.
  • Lemon juice.
  • Olive oil or grapeseed oil.
  • Coconut oil.
  • Cold cream.
  • Green tea.
  • A good moisturizer (I prefer hypo-allergenic, oil-free moisturizers. I now use Cetaphil (and I love it!).

(Remove make up, if you have any on. I use a cold cream)

STEP ONE: Exfoliation: Mix honey, sugar (or sea salt, or oatmeal (that has been through a food processor)), olive oil or grapeseed oil, chlorophyll, and a drop or two of lemon juice. Mix and rub onto face is circular, upward motions.
Some days, if my skin feels extra dry, I will slather coconut oil/olive oil onto my face, neck, and chest; then leave it for several minutes before exfoliation.
**I have found that exfoliating everyday, or every other day, works best for me. You have to find what’s best for you.**

STEP TWO: Cleanse: Wet face, neck, and chest. Lather with Black soap (or dove sensitive). Rub face in circular, upward motions. Rinse with warm water. Repeat if necessary (your face may have traces of oil left if you don’t).

STEP THREE: Steam: tie your hair back. Bring water to a boil (or if your tap water gets hot enough for really good steam, use that). Add honey and green tea (essential oils optional). Pour water into basin, or keep it in the pot if you like. Lean over the pot/basin, and place a large towel over your head and the pot/basin (if it hurts, your face is too close). Steam for about 3-5 minutes (I do it for 5, but if for some reason I don’t feel like it, I’ll finish it off with a warm/hot washcloth on my face for a few minutes).
**Some people prefer to exfoliate after this step. I alternate, honestly. Can’t decide which I like better. I feel like exfoliating first probably gives you a “deeper,” better cleanse, though.**

STEP FOUR: Moisturize: I use Cetaphil. Moisturize by rubbing into skin in upward, circular motions.
**I have pretty sensitive, dry skin. This has worked the best for me thus far, and I even wear it under make up with no problems.**
**Before this step, I use a DIY facemask, but sometimes I’m lazy and skip it.**
**If I had a break out, and or popped a pimple, I will use witch hazel. Witch hazel is also a great astringent.**

I have had SOOO much trouble with my skin… So far, I’ve been having great results with this. This is the only thing that has ever worked for me.

Let me know how it works for you!

**This is a weekly, or bi-weekly regimen. NOT daily**

**Any proper skin care regimen includes drinking PLENTY of water, every day.**

Homesick - Part 6 (Final)

Prompt: The reader has amnesia and meets a nice man in the park…but can’t shake the feeling like she’s missing something from her past.

Word Count: 1583

Warnings: language, amnesia, nightmares (maybe), this is going to be fluff/angst the entire time

Notes: Beta’d by the fabulous @like-a-bag-of-potatoes, hope you all like it as much as I did! Thank you all so much for being so excited for this story, I hope I don’t let you down! Feel free to asks for tagging at any point in this series.

Sorry it’s taken so long!

Tags: @girl-next-door-writes @katalina-from-hellbound @diana-daydreamer @buckybarnesisalittleshit @allyp1023 @justreadingfics @amarvelouswritings

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After a few moments, Bucky stood up. Steve wanted to go after you, to demand an explanation but he stayed planted where he was.

“How could you do that to me? I told you I loved her, that I wanted to marry her,” Steve insisted, pleading in his voice.

Bucky’s jaw slackened as he said, “I did too.”

“What?” he breathed.

“Steve…I knew her before the amnesia. Y/N and I dated for 3 years. She must’ve got caught by Hydra after you picked me up in Bucharest. I tried to go back for her but she wasn’t there. I checked her phone but it’d been disconnected. I tried to track her down but I never could.”

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Cut From the Same Cloth

A Peaky Blinders Fic 3/10? part two

Character Pairing: Alfie Solomons + OC

Summary: Cara Shelby has been caught in one of Tommy’s, her brother’s, schemes once again. But this time his plans lead her down a far more dangerous path than she was anticipating. A far lonelier path, so she thinks. Now it’s her time to live up to her name- discover what it means to be human.

Word Count: 2,343

Warning: swearing, injury mentions? idk

A/N: This fic will be inconsistent with the current PB timeline, I won’t say exactly how since not everyone might be caught up. But I pretend certain things are different, don’t judge me!!! Alfie is here, yay! I’m still working on my dialogue skills so I hope your imagination is up to scratch :)

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anonymous asked:

If Funny Man is, as you say, "a strawberry cupcake with pink frosting, black pearl sprinkles, and a black wax paper wrapper, " what foods are the rest of the band? Former members included.

Are we talkin’ more sweets? Or general food? I’ll do both, because I live for this concept!

Jorel “J-Dog” Decker
Sweets: He is “MY FUCKIN’ CINNAMON APPLE!”
General: A 3-pound burger. Shout out to whoever got the reference!

Jordon “Charlie Scene” Terrell
Sweets: You know what? I think he’d be an apple pie. Or a pumpkin pie! Or any pie with alcohol in it (Because don’t some people make pecan pies with bourbon in them?).
General: Hmm… Now, when I think “Jordon” I think of the word “juice” as well as his thing for grilling while on tour. So I think he’d be some sort of juicy grilled meat dish. Any meat, really.

George “J3T” Ragan
Sweets: I feel like he’s a lemon bar cake. I don’t like those myself, but he’s either that, or a blueberry muffin with a smiley face on top. The smiley face is made of black (or bright blue) fondant.
General: He’s a medium-rare steak. Fight me.

Danny Murillo
Sweets: Y'all better KNOW my boy’s a cinnamon roll!
General: He’s a bucket of popcorn. But only the BEST popcorn. To some, that may mean he’s caramel corn, or cheese corn, or classic, buttered popcorn. Just know that he is the best popcorn. The best, indeed.

Matt “Da Kurlzz” Busek
Sweets: Honestly? A croissant. I don’t… I don’t know why. Maybe because of its “curliness” and him being French?
General: Curly fries! With cheese, which I don’t like on fries. And I don’t really like him that much, so that’s why there’s cheese.

Aron “Deuce” Erlichman
Sweets: This pure motherfucker is a blue velvet cake with black frosting and some pink star-shaped sprinkles on the edges (and they’re piled up HIGH on the corners). Not the sparkly, glittery star-shaped sprinkles; the sugary ones. They look like this: https://img1.etsystatic.com/196/0/15610523/il_340x270.1331260831_equw.jpg
General: He’s a piece of broccoli. Good for the heart. Good for the soul. But some people hate the fuck outta him.

Jeffrey “Shady Jeff” Phillips
Sweets: He’s a fucking Granny Smith apple. I’m gonna keep draggin’ him.
General: A damn sausage. A skinny, burnt sausage. But someone would still eat it. Not me, but someone. And they would think, “That’s a damn tasty sausage.”

Mistakes Forgiven (Part 2 of Absence Of Mind)

A/N: This fic was written in collaboration with @memento-scribet . Part One will be posted on her blog.

A loud knocking sound echoed through your empty apartment, ringing through your ears and bouncing off the walls. It passed right through you as if it was a ghost, there to haunt you and make you believe Dick would be coming back. You chose to ignore it, thinking your mind had conjured it to play a trick on you, just another cruel game.

It rang through the empty apartment once again, the same sound but a bit harsher. It made you jump, and reluctantly, you got up from your ball of blankets, shut the music off, and went to the door.

Gently twisting the knob, you opened it to find a pissed looking Damian on your doorstep, and he didn’t even wait for you to say a word before he barged in and took off his coat and shoes, making his way to your kitchen.

“D-Damian, what are you doing here?” you asked. He didn’t answer you as he filled your kettle with water and put it on the stove, taking out a mug and a lemon along with a tea bag.

“You need to go and dig Grayson out of the dismal pit he has buried himself in L/N. I can’t listen to sob story music anylonger, be an adequate adult and go get him,” he said, taking out a cutting board and knife, then cutting the lemon into slices and placing all but one in a bag and back in the fridge.

“Damian, I can’t. He walked out, and… m-maybe it’s for the best,” you spoke softly, tears threatening to spill down your already tear marked face. He wasn’t facing you, but he handed you a tissue while the kettle whistled and he took it off the stove, pouring the water into a mug.

“It’s most definitely not for the best,” he said, putting the tea bag into the mug and the lemon to let the delicate flavor steep into the water.

He sighed, making his way over to the couch and sitting down with both hands on the mug in front of him, his posture perfect and a slight look of annoyance on his face, maybe more than slight.

“L/N, you both love each other and you’re both in pain, just go over there and do it before I knock you out and drag you,” he said, sipping his tea and smiling at the worried look on your face.

“Fine, but… not now. I need at least another hour,” you sighed, burying yourself in blankets again on the other side of the couch, and Damian sighed as well, but then took the TV remote, turning on some show called ‘Life’ while you drowned in your thoughts.


You were so lost in thought Damian had to pinch you.

“Ow!,” you yelled, shaking your arm away from his grasp and leaving your thoughts behind. Damian looked at you with a worried, and then annoyed look. “L/N, it’s time to go,” he said, getting up and putting his mug in the dishwasher. He put on his shoes and coat, and you did the same,, putting on a little mascara before you left because you had cried it all off earlier.

You watched as Damian opened the door and walked out, holding it open for you. You stepped forward, ready to leave, but something inside you begged you to stay, told you he wouldn’t want you back the same way you wanted him. It clawed it’s way up, but you shoved it down and took the door from Damian, shutting and locking it. Pocketing the key, you started on your way to Wayne Manor.


Entering the mansion, you greeted Alfred and followed Damian through the house to the living room, and he walked over to the couch, sitting down and turning on the TV. You supposed this meant he wasn’t going with you, so hesitantly, you made your way up to Dick’s room.

Walking up to his door, you could hear the end to a song you recognized, it was “Iris,” by the Goo Goo Dolls. You used to listen to that song with him all the time. Taking a deep breath, you knocked lightly on the door, and then opened it. You found him sitting on the floor in front of his bed, his head between his knees and his fingers running through his hair in what looked like frustration or pain.

He looked up at the sound of the door, and his eyes widened at the sight of you standing there with the light from the hall shining around your figure and entering the dark room he had locked himself in. You came back for him, and he couldn’t believe that. He didn’t mean to walk out, but he knew you would be too upset to call him back, so he stayed at the manor and wept over the thought of losing you.

You closed the door behind you, and made your way over to where he sat, and he stood up, running over to you and grasping you in a hug so tight you thought you would collapse. You could hear the faint noise of a song starting in the background as he held your head close to his body. “I’m sorry Y/N, I’m so sorry,” he choked out, his words turning into sobs. You returned the hug with all the strength you could muster, and then let go.

He let go as well, and he leaned in and kissed you, wrapping his hands around your waist, and started to spin you in circles as you followed his lead.

Wise men say only fools rush in
But I can’t help falling in love with you
Shall I stay
Would it be a sin
If I can’t help falling in love with you

He let go of the short and sweet kiss, holding you in close and dancing with you to the song you now recognized as “Can’t help falling in love,” By Ingrid Michaelson. Tears fell from both of your faces as he held you close and you just embraced the peaceful moment, and it seemed everything else in the world faded away and it was just the two of you floating on water, holding on for dear life and praying to god you didn’t drown in your past mistakes.

anonymous asked:

how about beronica + saying their i love yous for the first time? <3

this has been sitting in my box forever and im sooory for that that :( but i do hope this makes up for it! this is overly cheesy because im in that mood. i hope you like it and thank you sm for sending this in!


Betty has known that she is in love with Veronica Lodge for a while now.

She doesn’t think about it too hard, doesn’t have a panic attack about it, doesn’t spend hours upon hours trying to dissect it, she just feels something one day, a feeling that’s been growing and warming her chest for months and she just–knows. She knows that her heart will always beat a little faster every time Veronica smiles at her, she knows that she’ll never tire of the way Veronica’s thumb strokes her jaw every time they kiss, she knows that she could go her whole life sleeping with Veronica who always has to have a majority of the blankets and practically sleeps on top of Betty because she loves listening to the blonde’s heartbeat and never tire of it.

She knows this is it for her.

But actually voicing those three little words to her girlfriend of nearly eight months is a whole other ball game.

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lemon juice

more snowbaz fluff 

summary: an internet challenge on YouTube and simon’s camera shy. involves lemons 

warnings: none

(btw it’s like midnight and im tired so if there’s grammar or spelling mistakes im sowwy)

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Simon

I would curse the Internet if I had a wand.

I would curse it so it never sees the light of day ever again. There would be no selfies or YouTube because you can’t see anything in the dark. (obvs)

Well, I hope there would be no YouTube. Making videos is stupid. Making challenge videos is stupider. Especially the ones involving your mouth. 

Baz sits next to me as we prepare to begin to film. He gets up and check the lights and monitor one last time. Then, he sits back down and turns to me. “You ready?” he asks.

“I guess so,” I mumble, looking down. Laying in front of us on the bed are two lemons. One for each of us.  

“Hey,” he says softly, placing a finger under my chin. He lifts up my chin, and looks me straight in the eyes. “Everything’s fine. It’s only a challenge,” he laughs. 

“I know.”

“Okay then.” He leans in and pecks me on the lips. As he pulls away, he puts on a small smile. Then, he reaches over and presses Record on the camera. 

My stomach knots.

As he sits back down, he starts the introduction. “Hey guys! In case you’re new to my channel, I’m Baz. And this magnificent boy right here is Simon. He’s showing up as a special guest today because we have a little treat for you all! We’re doing the lemon challenge. Now, if you don’t know wh…”

I drown Baz out. I can’t concentrate on his words if I’m thinking about his face. He’s so energetic on camera and seems so kind to his audience. I wonder how he does it. Get on camera, record yourself for the world. If it were me, I’d be unraveling right now. But he keeps himself together. It’s impressive. 

“Simon?”

“Huh?” I ask.

“Are you ready to start the challenge?”

“Oh, yeah,” I blush. This is why I don’t get in front of the camera. 

He bends over and picks up the lemons off camera. He hands one to me. ‘Thank you,’ I mouth. 

‘Your welcome,’ he mouths back. 

We both take our own cut up lemon and place it in front of our mouths. “Okay, remember,” Baz says to me. “The first one to flinch or take out their lemon has to fill the other’s requests for the rest of the day.

“Okay.”

We both bite into our lemons. As my teeth sink slowly into the tart flesh, I try my best to keep a neutral face. I look over and see Baz struggling. He keeps on sinking h teeth in, but these lemons are fresh from the fridge. They’re cold.

And Baz’s fangs are temperature sensitive.

After what seems like forever, Baz’s face makes a tiny twitch. “Aha!” I yell. 

“What?” he asks as he takes out the lemon. 

“You flinched!”

“How could you tell?”

“I’ve got hawk eyes,” I smirk, smug.

“Okay, yeah. You’re right. You w-”

“I win!” I completely forgot the camera was there as strut out my victory dance around Baz. He sighs.

“Okay guys, I’ll see you next time.” He pushes out a smile as he stares at my ridiculous moves. “Bye.” He leans over and presses Stop on the camera. 

“so, how was it?” he asks.

“It was fine, I guess. I relaxed more as the video went on.”

“I figured you would. I’m very proud of you, Simon.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, but my question is… what’s my first servant task?”

I smile and pull him closer to me. I’m breathing on his very close lips.

 “Get me some cherry scones.” 

Then, I laugh and pull away.

Peter Headcannons - 2

Spa Day

Prompt: Peter headcanons of him finding his s/o doing a at home spa day? Like at home face mask, mani-pedi, etc??

Requested By: anon

Editor: @fetus-twink-howell (ily)


  • Okay so you’d somehow managed to get Peter out of the house????
  • It’s a miracle
  • The house is quiet as fuck for once so of course you gotta have an at-home spa day
  • We’re not talking like just a face mask and some chocolate, we’re talking the works m8
  • A face mask, warm bath (with bath salts and bubble ofc), mani-pedi, relaxing music, not to mention time to take a fucking nap if you want to
  • Right so you decide to take a bath first (I mean c’mon who doesn’t love a warm bath with bubbles and bath salts)
  • You decide relaxing music during the bath will be great
  • It is
  • Next comes the mani-pedi
  • You file your nails to the desired length, trim your cuticles (or whatever), prep your nails with rubbing alcohol, and put the first coat of polish on
  • It’s a hella cute colour polish
  • So while you’re waiting on that brilliant polish to dry, you decide to catch up on your favourite TV show
  • When the polish is done drying, you put on the seal coat
  • Now you gotta prep dat homemade honey-lemon face mask
  • So you do that and you’re applying it when Peter walks in the door
  • “Babe what the fuck is on your face?”
  • You can’t speak because the mask is drying, so you do the next best thing
  • You smear that shit all over his face. The look on his face is priceless
  • “Y/N wHaT ThE FUck”
  • You’re basically wheezing trying not to fuck up your face mask
  • Peter’s face mask starts to dry and you see him realize what the fuck happened
  • Now you’re both laughing your asses off
  • Peter looks at you for a second before smearing more mask on his face
  • “Well I mean might as well not half-ass it”
  • You clip both of your hair back bc you don’t want it in the mask
  • “Babe you look ridiculous”
  • “And you look like an idiot”
  • “Correction, I look like your idiot”
  • You got an idea right then. You had to get Peter to let you do his nails. It was necessary. For science.
  • “I’ve got one condition, babe. They have to be the brightest fucking pink you’ve got.”
  • Your boyfriend never ceases to amaze you. You agree to those terms.
  • “Pete you look fucking gorgeous”
  • “I know.”
  • You end up doing each other’s hair after you remove the masks
  • He gives you fabulous braids “Wtf Pete how”
  • “I do have a little sister, remember?”
  • You two decided to curl up on the couch and watch movies the rest of the night
  • “So, when’s the next spa day, babe?”
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It’s time to be heroes! Big Hero 6: The Series Coming to Disney XD This November.

Disney XD’s animated series Big Hero 6 picks up immediately following the events of the Walt Disney Animation Studios’ Academy Award-winning feature film and continues the adventures and friendship of Hiro, the fourteen-year-old orphaned tech genius and Baymax, his very special plus-sized inflatable healthcare companion.

As the new kid at San Fransokyo Institute of Technology, Hiro faces daunting academic challenges at the prestigious “nerd school” and the social trials of being the “little man on campus.” Luckily, Hiro has his brains, his ingenuity and his best friend bot to help him find his way. But it’s off campus where things get dangerous. Along with neat freak Wasabi, bubbly mad scientist Honey Lemon, fanboy Fred and no nonsense Go Go, the friends form an unlikely, but awesome super hero team – Big Hero 6. Together they face madness and mayhem as a colorful array of science-enhanced villains threaten San Fransokyo.

ticklishraspberries  asked:

🐷 - with a Riverdale pairing of your choice? xx

bless you raspberry, thanks for the ask! i’m always down for riverdale, so have some beronica fluff!

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“Why, hello there beautiful.” Veronica purred, wrapping an arm around Betty’s waist as she walked up behind her at her locker. Betty flushed bright pink, ducking her head and smiling. She wasn’t used to being with someone as flirtatious as Veronica.

“So lovebug, do you wanna come over for date night tonight? Movies and pampering as always.”

“Of course V, that sounds wonderful.” Betty replied with a smile. She gave her girlfriend a quick peck on the lips before they parted ways for their next class.

Later that night Betty and Veronica were laying on Veronica’s bed watching a movie. Betty was laying on her stomach, Veronica straddling her hips. Veronica had lemon essential oil on her hands, and was giving Betty the best back massage of her life. There was nothing that Veronica loved more than making her girlfriend melt under her fingertips. As kneaded her hands into her back, Veronica leaned down and pressed a gentle kiss to the back of Betty’s neck. She rubbed her fingertips along Betty’s lower back, and to her surprise Betty violently flinched and pressed her face into the mattress.

“B, what’s wrong? Did I hurt you?”

Betty could feel her face burning. It was only a matter of time before V found out…

“No…” she mumbled.

It only took Veronica a second to understand what had happened, but she was oh so ecstatic when she realized.

“Well what do you know, miss Betty Cooper is ticklish! Why oh why did you not tell me my little bumblebee?”

Betty buried her blushing face into the pillows underneath her. When she felt Veronica’s perfectly manicured nails crawling along her lower back, she couldn’t keep quiet any longer.

“Veheheronica!” She giggled out, squirming to get away from her girlfriend’s offending fingers.

“What Betty? Does this tickle? I’m just trying to be a loving girlfriend and pamper you. You know, your back muscles feel awfully tense, why don’t we try a deep tissue massage?” With those words Veronica dug her fingers into Betty’s soft waist and sides, causing her to burst out into bright full laughter. When she squeezed her sides, Betty snorted and fell into a fit of ridiculous laughter. Veronica was completely in love.

“Betty you are the cutest thing I have ever seen.”

Betty was laughing too hard to respond, she just thrashed and shook her head. Veronica ceased her torment and leaned down to press a kiss to Betty’s mouth. Betty pulled away and looked at Veronica with sparkling eyes and a breathless smile.

“I love you V.” She whispered, pressing her forehead against Veronica’s.

“I love you too B.” With those words she kissed the laughter out of Betty’s mouth, and there was no other taste as sweet.

upforitlouis  asked:

Ummmm 28 and lilourry please :)

(this is basically won’t get to space if you haven’t got a rocket verse)

“I don’t care that it’s 2:00 am, we need pie.” Louis folded his arms and sat down in the middle of Liam’s living room floor. “Or a sausage roll. Oh my god, we need fucking steak bakes.” He tried to stand up. “Gotta get to Greggs.”

Liam put a hand on his shoulder, and gently shoved Louis down onto the sofa. “It’s two in the morning. Greggs is closed.”

“Don’t care,” Louis said. He’d had a lovely evening all by himself with a lovely bottle of tequila and some lovely lemons and some less lovely salt and now he was perfecting his best mutinous face because Liam wouldn’t let him go to Greggs for a steak bake. “Where’s Harry? Harry would let me go to Greggs.”

“Greggs is still closed,” Liam sat down next to him and tucked his hand into Louis’s. “I’m sorry you were all by yourself tonight.”

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anonymous asked:

Can you do the RFA members' reactions to the MC hinting (bluntly) that she wants to have a baby?

  • a/n im emphasising ‘bluntly’ - and idk why i found this request funny ;u;

Yoosung

  • in a biology class one day you’d both be taking notes on what the professor is saying
  • you and him are bio partners as well as being actual partners
  • and it was about sex ed (ofc Yoosung is already blushing lol)
  • the lesson was on conceiving children and he’s fiddling around because a thought popped into his head
  • i wonder what mine and MC’s children would look like..?
  • but he didn’t realise that he said that
  • out loud (well it was quietly to himself but u get what i mean)
  • trying not to startle him you smirk to yourself and keep quiet because you kinda want children too now that you’re about to both graduate uni
  • Yoosung raises his hand to answer a question the professor asks and as soon as the professor picks him to answer you whisper in his ear
  • “Well if you want to see what out children look like.. lets make them soon - what about tonight?”
  • POOR FUCKING BABY
  • HE TURNS BRIGHT RED AND CAN’T SPEAK
  • the professor looks at Yoosung waiting for an answer but he’s literally malfunctioned
  • “I uh um.. well maybe the cell just uh baby egg uh cell thing”
  • the professor sighs (tf is wrong with this kid) before asking another student for the answer and Yoosung just looks at you bright red
  • (kinda pissed but kinda wants to cry out of happiness)
  • you’re just smiling to yourself avoiding his gaze (bitch)
  • leaving the classroom later he grabs your arm and pulls you behind after everyone has gone
  • “d-did you mean what you said?”
  • you slowly nod at him and he beams 
  • before looking to the floor with a small pout muttering about how you could’ve told him at a better time
  • ….nah that was funny tho

Zen

  • I feel like he wants a princess to really spoil but doesn’t bring it up to you incase you don’t feel the same why?
  • (Zen can father my kids any day hmu)
  • he’d be on set for a film rehearsing some lines for his now show and you’d also be there (admiring him from afar)
  • he has a scene with a little girl and you can’t help but smile to yourself because damn he’s a natural..
  • after the scene finished he scoops the little girl up into his arms as she squeals with laughter and he brings her over with him to you
  • it takes with every fibre of your being to not squeal too at how cute the situation is (me 2)
  • the way he he looks at the little girl makes you melt as she clings on to his neck as she’s perched on the side of his chest (can you imagine >///<)
  • when you try greet the little girl but she buries herself in Zen’s chest and you both chuckle before you have a lil thought
  • “well.. at least our child will want to be in my arms”
  • you look up at Zen who’s staring at you in disbelief and puts the girl down and she runs elsewhere (lil girl wants food;;  same)
  • with a sheepish grin on your face you fold your arms trying to not look so embarrassed (and fail)
  • “what? do you not want to have kids with me or something?”
  • he doesn’t respond but pulls you into an enveloping bear hug kissing the top of your head repeatedly
  • he has the BIGGEST grin on his face
  • when he pulls away his hands are still on your shoulders before he leans over to your ear and whispers
  • “oh.. don’t try me, I could put a baby in you right now if you’re quiet enough next door” (sly Zen is back)
  • you know he’s kidding 
  • (well you hope so… eh actually it wouldn’t be too bad) 
  • but you blush anyway before walking away
  • no matter how hard he tries though he can’t hide the huge smile plastered on his face with his slightly tinted red cheeks at the thought of you being pregnant
  • eye smiles the whole day

Jaehee

  • THE CUTEST MUM EVERR
  • can you not see her standing at the back of a school hall watching her kid in a play with the cutest grin on her face
  • ANYWAY
  • you come in to Jaehee’s office one day and one of her colleagues next door informs you that she’s gone out to get lunch
  • feeling happy she’s actually eating you sit down on her office chair and just swivel around (everyone does this right??)
  • feeling bored after a few minutes you look at her closed laptop and lift up the screen wondering if you’d be able to log into tumblr
  • (breaking the 4th wall fight me)
  • there are about 100 tabs open and you laugh at some of the tabs that she’s opened
  • “How to tell if your partner is mad at you”
  • “How to kill your boss and get away with it”
  • “Adoption Centres” waIT WHA?
  • you lean in closer to the laptop getting your foot stuck in the wheels in the process and cover your gaping mouth with your hand
  • you didn’t think she’d want to be a mum so soon?
  • but then again she wouldn’t tell you as she’s super shy
  • she happens to walk in the office with small shy smile on her face but you just lean back on the office chair crossing your arms
  • having nowhere to sit she stares at you “???
  • you were going to make her suffer (cutely)
  • “If you just wanted a baby.. why didn’t you ask? I actually want a boy!”
  • poor baby was mid sip of her coffee and she chokes and spills a little on her top before going extremely red 
  • “w-what h-how did you get this information?”
  • you turn the computer screen to face her and she mentally kicks herself because why didn’t i cLOSE THAT FUCK
  • you get up and walk to the door as she re-adjusts herself - still in shock - but before you leave you turn around to say one last thing  
  • “hey Jaehee, we’ll talk about this tonight? okay? I’m being serious”
  • and just walk out
  • she just puts her head on the desk before realising (with a small smile on her face)
  • “I’m going to be a mum.. soon..

Jumin

  • he wants kids - but he doesn’t realise that he wants kids (it makes more sense in my head??)
  • the day Elizabeth 3rd had kids was the day Jumin literally had a mental breakdown
  • he was calling the vet every few minutes to see if she had the kittens yet
  • Jaehee literally wanted to die at how embarrassing he was how is he a multi millionaire - no one knOWS HE’S MAD
  • he came home and looked like a mess so you had to reassure him it was okay and Elly would be okay!!
  • like you have to force him to sit down on the couch as he’s just pacing round the room with his phone in his hand
  • making two cups of coffee you slouch down beside him on the sofa and look at the crease lines on his forehead - he was super stressed out
  • trying to lighten up the situation you laugh to yourself and comment
  • “if you’re this stressed now.. how stressed out will you be when it comes to out child”
  • mf tenses up and turns to look at you (shIIIT)
  • you widen your eyes a little as you realise that he may have not wanted children and you try take it back
  • “I - I mean if you want them it was just a suggestion.. I just..”
  • your voice dies down and he looks straight ahead again; deep in thought and you sigh a breathe of relief (and sadness)
  • feeling awkward you get up before you hear a small voice behind you
  • Areum
  • huh?” 
  • you turn around in confusion to see Jumin staring at you with a small smile playing on his lips
  • Areum.. as a name.. it means beautiful
  • you bite the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from crying and nod before coming back to sit down and you notice the crease lines on his forehead have gone
  • he’s holding your hand and smiling looking outside the window (and you’re crying because of how cute he is)

Saeyoung

  • HE WANTS KIDS SO BAD SO HE CAN RAISE THEM RIGHT 
  • you were spending the evening watching compilations of ‘babies eating lemons’ and other random things on youtube - it was a great way to end the day
  • being idiots you both dare each other to eat lemons
  • because the best thing about being in a relationship is making the other person look like a fool
  • he goes first and tries to act as if it isn’t sour but the look on his face says otherwise
  • you fall to the floor laughing before exclaiming
  • “your reaction is so funny.. and it’s going to be funnier than out baby too!”
  • he suddenly turns to look at you on the floor STILL WITH THE LEMON IN HIS MOUTH and says
  • “we’re having a baby!?
  • you shake your head and his face visibly falls in disappointment before spitting out the lemon
  • realising that he’s upset you get up and hug his waist looking up so your face is inches away from his 
  • “but we can make one.. today?”
  • “wink wink… nudge nudge?
  • he can’t hide the grin breaking out on to his face and chuckles loudly shaking his head 
  • but he brings his hands up to your cheeks before kissing you deeply and you both smile into the kiss (dsufjhfsa;afg)
  • “Was it that obvious I wanted kids or something?” 
  • he’s embarrassed that you read him so easily and scratches his head but you just grin before dragging him out the room
  • he’s reaaaally red and giddy for the next few hours
  • like you catch him on the computer a few hours later looking for baby clothes and cots and stuff and when you catch him he sinks down in his seat
  • STOP SPYING ON ME
  • he’s the most excited out of the members and that night (after the deed is done) he doesn’t sleep a wink
  • he just stares at you lovingly stroking your hair thinking about how he has to step up because holy fuck I’m going to be a dad :’)
  • u are daddy though
A Kurt Wagner Prompt: “You make me feel like I’m not good enough. Like I’m not good enough for you.”

Originally posted by claracivry

 (Y/N) and Kurt were together for some time now. She was head over heels for him, always melting with love and tenderness. She looked at him like he was the only person in the whole world. And for her he was. He felt so loved and that made his insecurities surface again.

  He knew he wasn’t good enough for her. He was not a normal boy, he was blue, for God’s sake! She deserved the best and he was far from that. He loved her. Oh, how much he loved her. Adoration was what he felt all the time when he was around her. But, how could this work out. How they could work out, he didn’t know.

  The couple was out for the night to a pub close to the school where both lived. Kurt because he was a mutant and her as the Professor’s assistant. They had a very good time and Kurt almost forgot his insecurities, laughing along with her jokes, holding her hand. But then, (Y/N) saw an old friend of hers that also happened to be her ex-crush. Kurt encouraged her to go and greet him, and after some time she agreed.

  Kurt saw them laughing reminiscing the old times. His insecurities now were beating him up and if they had a form, he would be on the floor, bleeding by now. Why couldn’t he be normal? Why couldn’t he deserve her? He looked the boy, his normal humanly color, his lack of tail, of pointed ears, of fangs. His jaw trembled and he downed the liquor that laid in his glass. He shot the girl a last sad glare knowing she could be better with her old friend than him.

 Feeling all the eyes on him, he teleported away.

  (Y/N) sat around ten minutes with her old friend as he told her that he also had a relationship with a mutant who had fire powers, making fire puns on the way. She bid him goodbye and returned to her table, she looked for her boyfriend, but he was nowhere to be seen.

  She felt a tap on her shoulder and looked over to see a girl with a lemon-eating-face looking at her. “He left. Poof! Your freak is gone.” she mocked. (Y/N) gritted her teeth and clenched her fist, “Fuck you.” she spat and walked towards the exit. “Screw you, freak-lover.” she said, her words dripping poison. (Y/N)  turned back to the girl with a quick pace and a frown drawn on her brows, the girl shifted scared, as (Y/N) growled to her face “Say one more word and I will tear you apart.” satisfied with the result her threat had brought walked away once more. “And he is the best, you hypocritical bitch.” she said as she left.

  “Kurt?” (Y/N) opened the door of his bedroom. She saw him curled to the window sill. “What happened? Are you ok? Did I do something wrong?” she tried to approach him but he teleported to his bed. “You did nothing but good.” his thickly accented voice echoed to the room. “I am the wrong, the mistake. The unnatural.” he sniffed. “Who told you that?” her heart fell when she saw him like that. “None had to. I figured it out.” he snapped. “Y-You deserve s-so much m-more.” he lost control of his sobs. “I don’t deserve a thing if I am not with you.” she finally approached him and laid her hand on his back, making soft, soothing cyrcles.

  “You are perfect. You make me feel l-like I-I’m not g-good enough. Like I-I’m not good enough for y-you.” his head fell to the crook of her neck as his body shook from his sobs. “No. Kurt. You are way more I could ever imagine having. Yes, you are unnatural. But not in the way you think it. Your skin color or your powers don’t change the fact that you are the sweetest person I have ever met. Your kindness, your faith and hope, are always helping me keep moving. With you on my side. Otherwise, I don’t want to live in a world that you aren’t here.” she soothed him.

  He looked at her and she smiled to him, nuzzling her head to the crook of his neck. He, being ticklish, giggled. (Y/N) looked at him again and cupped his face as she gave him a reassuring kiss in which Kurt eagerly melted in.