lemon's face is the best face

anonymous asked:

Could you do a long post if you can for glo up tips? (Physically, emotionally, ect)

physically:

-shave w baby oil it will change your life

-start your day off with a mug of hot water with lemon it will do you wonders

-wash your face at least once daily and moisturize no matter what your skin type. in my opinion lush and shea moisture have the best skincare products.

-exfoliate your body to scrub off all that dead skin and oil buildup. there are lots of recipes online and around the hoe tip community

-trim the ends of your hair every month or so. trust me.

-floss every day!!! wear your retainer!! use a whitening mouthwash!!

-get ur sleep. 8 hours a day at least. any less will show on ur skin, face, hair, eyes, everything. not cute

-castor oil/coconut oil/vaseline on your brows and lashes for length and volume

emotionally:

-don’t rush love. focus on your glo and the rest will come naturally

-boys love 3 things: exposing, sex, and football. act accordingly.

-bitches are going to talk no matter what you do. don’t pay them any mind. no need to entertain them.

-stop responding to the fuck boys in ur dm’s

-most friendships don’t last forever. don’t fight for something that isn’t meant to be

-dont tell people your business. it’s yours for a reason

mentally:

-know your self worth. you’re a bad bitch who is beautiful inside and out

-stay in school!! focus on your grind and don’t let people get in the way of it. 

-always keep your standards and goals high. expect nothing less than what you deserve

-embrace ur flaws and use them to your advantage. wear what you want and don’t think you gotta look a certain way

-learn to say no

-work hard, and you shall succeed

anonymous asked:

You're soo pretty xo how do you get clear skin also any tips on hair growth/getting soft hair would be appreciated (:

Thank you!! Alright just a heads up this will most likely be a long post because I’m going to try and say everything that comes to me…

For Clear skin:
• Your skin reflects whatever’s going on inside your body. So make sure you’re drinking a lot of water - at least 2litres a day!) to flush out any toxins and eat foods full of nutrients that benefit your skin. Honestly drinking more water in itself will improve your skin so much and make it generally look healthier and more glowing.
• Stress, which I know is sometimes inevitable, can also mess up your skin so try to keep that to a minimum.
• Makeup wise, BB creams tend to be better for the skin than foundations but ultimately it’s all down to how effectively you remove your makeup. Having said that I’d like to stress how important it is that you DONT SLEEP WITH YOUR MAKE UP ON. I don’t care how tired you are just don’t do it.
• Make sure you give yourself at least 2 days a week where you go makeup free to let your skin breathe and renew itself.
• Sleep is also needed for your skin to repair itself so get between 8-10 hours of sleep as often as you can!
• As for skin care, gentle cleansers are the way to go.
• Exfoliating 2 or 3 times a week will also make sure that any dead skin is removed and leave you with glowing skin.
• Makeup removers and moisturisers should be bought depending on your skin type. Even if you have oily skin you should moisturise!! if you do have oily skin, there are many oil free moisturisers specifically made for oily skin.
• Toners can be used to tighten your pores and as a result reduce how many spots you get. But it can be drying especially if it’s mainly composed of alcohol so just bare that in mind.
• Sun cream will help your skin in the long term!! It will prevent premature ageing and sun spots. Make sure you’re using a sun cream specifically made for the face and not using a body one on your face (which can break you out) . Foundations with spf don’t actually do a whole lot of protecting because they have a too little amount of spf to actually do any effective protecting so it’s best to just stick with a face sun cream.
• Change your pillow case often to prevent potential breakouts.
• Make sure your phone screen is clean before you make a call so that bacteria doesn’t get on your cheek when you put the phone to your ear and, again, break you out.
• lemon juice helps reduce the look of scarring/hyper pigmentation by acting as a natural bleach. Since the skin on the face is sensitive it would be a good idea to dilute the lemon juice with a bit of water before applying it to the area using a q tip or cotton pad. You can do this 2-3 times a day and you should see results by 2 weeks. Obviously if any irritation occurs you should stop.

Hair growth:
• don’t wash your hair every day. It strips away your natural oils and your hair won’t grow as quickly if it’s dry. I know that some people can have extremely oily hair and need to wash it every day but I’ve heard that you can “train” your hair to not be as greasy somehow (?). Im not very good with explaining that so its worth a Google.
• Deep conditioning once a week will help your hair a lot. There are many different types of deep conditioning hair masks for different types of hair and hair problems.
• My personal favourite is coconut oil (make sure you get the natural kind). It’s the only oil to actually penetrate your hair instead of just coating it and so it will do wonders to your hair. I suggest doing it only once a week at the most as it will make your hair greasy if you use it too often. It leaves your hair soft af though and it’s 100% natural so you don’t have to worry about any chemicals on your hair.
• Reduce the amount of heat you use. Work with what you’ve got instead of constantly damaging it with heat.
• If you can’t go without your straighteners or curlers then always use a heat protector whilst you slowly begin cutting down on the amount of heat you use.
• Depending on your hair type (mine being curly) I find that rubbing in a bit of Moroccan oil on the ends of my hair after I wash it helps lock in moisture and prevent frizz.
• Speaking of washing hair, don’t rub your hair dry. Dab it dry with a towel or preferably with an old t-shirt which is much gentler.
• Your hair can get burnt in the sun just like your skin. So wearing a hat or spraying a little bit of heat protector before you leave the house will help if you’re going to be out in the sun for long.
• try not to brush your hair often. I know that the thought of that unimaginable to some people but it can be very damaging. Obviously if you have massive knots then brush them out but ultimately brushing your hair can cause breakage.
• to reduce breakage, a wide toothed comb is a much better alternative to a brush.
• when brushing your hair, begin detangling the ends and work your way up. Breakage is less likely in this case.

That’s all I can think of for now. idk if this is in more detail than you wanted and sorry for the long read but I hope it was helpful 💗💗💗

anonymous asked:

how about beronica + saying their i love yous for the first time? <3

this has been sitting in my box forever and im sooory for that that :( but i do hope this makes up for it! this is overly cheesy because im in that mood. i hope you like it and thank you sm for sending this in!


Betty has known that she is in love with Veronica Lodge for a while now.

She doesn’t think about it too hard, doesn’t have a panic attack about it, doesn’t spend hours upon hours trying to dissect it, she just feels something one day, a feeling that’s been growing and warming her chest for months and she just–knows. She knows that her heart will always beat a little faster every time Veronica smiles at her, she knows that she’ll never tire of the way Veronica’s thumb strokes her jaw every time they kiss, she knows that she could go her whole life sleeping with Veronica who always has to have a majority of the blankets and practically sleeps on top of Betty because she loves listening to the blonde’s heartbeat and never tire of it.

She knows this is it for her.

But actually voicing those three little words to her girlfriend of nearly eight months is a whole other ball game.

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upforitlouis  asked:

Ummmm 28 and lilourry please :)

(this is basically won’t get to space if you haven’t got a rocket verse)

“I don’t care that it’s 2:00 am, we need pie.” Louis folded his arms and sat down in the middle of Liam’s living room floor. “Or a sausage roll. Oh my god, we need fucking steak bakes.” He tried to stand up. “Gotta get to Greggs.”

Liam put a hand on his shoulder, and gently shoved Louis down onto the sofa. “It’s two in the morning. Greggs is closed.”

“Don’t care,” Louis said. He’d had a lovely evening all by himself with a lovely bottle of tequila and some lovely lemons and some less lovely salt and now he was perfecting his best mutinous face because Liam wouldn’t let him go to Greggs for a steak bake. “Where’s Harry? Harry would let me go to Greggs.”

“Greggs is still closed,” Liam sat down next to him and tucked his hand into Louis’s. “I’m sorry you were all by yourself tonight.”

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Peter Headcannons - 2

Spa Day

Prompt: Peter headcanons of him finding his s/o doing a at home spa day? Like at home face mask, mani-pedi, etc??

Requested By: anon

Editor: @fetus-twink-howell (ily)


  • Okay so you’d somehow managed to get Peter out of the house????
  • It’s a miracle
  • The house is quiet as fuck for once so of course you gotta have an at-home spa day
  • We’re not talking like just a face mask and some chocolate, we’re talking the works m8
  • A face mask, warm bath (with bath salts and bubble ofc), mani-pedi, relaxing music, not to mention time to take a fucking nap if you want to
  • Right so you decide to take a bath first (I mean c’mon who doesn’t love a warm bath with bubbles and bath salts)
  • You decide relaxing music during the bath will be great
  • It is
  • Next comes the mani-pedi
  • You file your nails to the desired length, trim your cuticles (or whatever), prep your nails with rubbing alcohol, and put the first coat of polish on
  • It’s a hella cute colour polish
  • So while you’re waiting on that brilliant polish to dry, you decide to catch up on your favourite TV show
  • When the polish is done drying, you put on the seal coat
  • Now you gotta prep dat homemade honey-lemon face mask
  • So you do that and you’re applying it when Peter walks in the door
  • “Babe what the fuck is on your face?”
  • You can’t speak because the mask is drying, so you do the next best thing
  • You smear that shit all over his face. The look on his face is priceless
  • “Y/N wHaT ThE FUck”
  • You’re basically wheezing trying not to fuck up your face mask
  • Peter’s face mask starts to dry and you see him realize what the fuck happened
  • Now you’re both laughing your asses off
  • Peter looks at you for a second before smearing more mask on his face
  • “Well I mean might as well not half-ass it”
  • You clip both of your hair back bc you don’t want it in the mask
  • “Babe you look ridiculous”
  • “And you look like an idiot”
  • “Correction, I look like your idiot”
  • You got an idea right then. You had to get Peter to let you do his nails. It was necessary. For science.
  • “I’ve got one condition, babe. They have to be the brightest fucking pink you’ve got.”
  • Your boyfriend never ceases to amaze you. You agree to those terms.
  • “Pete you look fucking gorgeous”
  • “I know.”
  • You end up doing each other’s hair after you remove the masks
  • He gives you fabulous braids “Wtf Pete how”
  • “I do have a little sister, remember?”
  • You two decided to curl up on the couch and watch movies the rest of the night
  • “So, when’s the next spa day, babe?”
Imagine knowing Gendry as a child, then reuniting with him years later

prompt number four requested by @motherofthreecatsx​

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Rasberries! Blackberries! Cherries! A coin a dozen for the freshest fruits around!

Wine from all over the world! Arbor! Essos! Dorne! Finest wine you’ll ever taste!

The yells of merchants and customers alike filled the alleys of King’s Landing as you walked through the streets. You made your way out of Fishmonger’s Square and onto the Street of Steel, which rang with the sounds of metal on metal. It was a steep climb to the Guildhall, where you were headed, but you didn’t mind. You loved to see the shine of freshly-forged blades and feel the heat of the forges in the air. 

Just when you made it to the top of the hill, you heard a voice behind you,

“Y/N?” it called, “Y/N, is that you?”

You turned around, shocked to come to a familiar face. “Gendry?” you asked, a smile creeping onto your face. Back when you were a child, you had always come to visit Gendry at the alehouse where his mother had worked. The two of you were the best of friends, always wrestling with each other or sneaking off to the kitchen to steal some lemon cakes, or otherwise just making mischief. But you had moved away, and Gendry was taken up as an apprentice, and that seemed to be the end of that. Until you saw him in King’s Landing that day.

Gendry grinned, “I can’t believe… What’re you doing here?” Gendry still looked similar from when you were kids; same pale blue eyes that never missed a thing, same shaggy hair as black as night. But he was a head taller than you now, and his body was thick and corded with muscle.

You smiled widely, “I was just heading to the Guildhall.” you said, taking his appearance in, “You look different, Gendry.”

Gendry laughed happily. His laugh hasn’t changed either. “I wish I could say the same for you,” he said, “but you’ve always been gorgeous.”

Skin Care Regimen
What you’ll need:
  • Black soap (or Dove Sensitive).
  • Chlorophyll.
  • Pure, unsweetened honey.
  • Facial mask.
  • Organic sugar, sea salt, or oatmeal (for more sensitive skin).
  • Facial steamer, or a large pot, a stove, and a basin (I use the stove, pot, basin method).
  • Towels.
  • Hair ties.
  • Lemon juice.
  • Olive oil or grapeseed oil.
  • Coconut oil.
  • Cold cream.
  • Green tea.
  • A good moisturizer (I prefer hypo-allergenic, oil-free moisturizers. I now use Cetaphil (and I love it!).

(Remove make up, if you have any on. I use a cold cream)

STEP ONE: Exfoliation: Mix honey, sugar (or sea salt, or oatmeal (that has been through a food processor)), olive oil or grapeseed oil, chlorophyll, and a drop or two of lemon juice. Mix and rub onto face is circular, upward motions.
Some days, if my skin feels extra dry, I will slather coconut oil/olive oil onto my face, neck, and chest; then leave it for several minutes before exfoliation.
**I have found that exfoliating everyday, or every other day, works best for me. You have to find what’s best for you.**

STEP TWO: Cleanse: Wet face, neck, and chest. Lather with Black soap (or dove sensitive). Rub face in circular, upward motions. Rinse with warm water. Repeat if necessary (your face may have traces of oil left if you don’t).

STEP THREE: Steam: tie your hair back. Bring water to a boil (or if your tap water gets hot enough for really good steam, use that). Add honey and green tea (essential oils optional). Pour water into basin, or keep it in the pot if you like. Lean over the pot/basin, and place a large towel over your head and the pot/basin (if it hurts, your face is too close). Steam for about 3-5 minutes (I do it for 5, but if for some reason I don’t feel like it, I’ll finish it off with a warm/hot washcloth on my face for a few minutes).
**Some people prefer to exfoliate after this step. I alternate, honestly. Can’t decide which I like better. I feel like exfoliating first probably gives you a “deeper,” better cleanse, though.**

STEP FOUR: Moisturize: I use Cetaphil. Moisturize by rubbing into skin in upward, circular motions.
**I have pretty sensitive, dry skin. This has worked the best for me thus far, and I even wear it under make up with no problems.**
**Before this step, I use a DIY facemask, but sometimes I’m lazy and skip it.**
**If I had a break out, and or popped a pimple, I will use witch hazel. Witch hazel is also a great astringent.**

I have had SOOO much trouble with my skin… So far, I’ve been having great results with this. This is the only thing that has ever worked for me.

Let me know how it works for you!

**This is a weekly, or bi-weekly regimen. NOT daily**

**Any proper skin care regimen includes drinking PLENTY of water, every day.**

lemon juice

more snowbaz fluff 

summary: an internet challenge on YouTube and simon’s camera shy. involves lemons 

warnings: none

(btw it’s like midnight and im tired so if there’s grammar or spelling mistakes im sowwy)

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Simon

I would curse the Internet if I had a wand.

I would curse it so it never sees the light of day ever again. There would be no selfies or YouTube because you can’t see anything in the dark. (obvs)

Well, I hope there would be no YouTube. Making videos is stupid. Making challenge videos is stupider. Especially the ones involving your mouth. 

Baz sits next to me as we prepare to begin to film. He gets up and check the lights and monitor one last time. Then, he sits back down and turns to me. “You ready?” he asks.

“I guess so,” I mumble, looking down. Laying in front of us on the bed are two lemons. One for each of us.  

“Hey,” he says softly, placing a finger under my chin. He lifts up my chin, and looks me straight in the eyes. “Everything’s fine. It’s only a challenge,” he laughs. 

“I know.”

“Okay then.” He leans in and pecks me on the lips. As he pulls away, he puts on a small smile. Then, he reaches over and presses Record on the camera. 

My stomach knots.

As he sits back down, he starts the introduction. “Hey guys! In case you’re new to my channel, I’m Baz. And this magnificent boy right here is Simon. He’s showing up as a special guest today because we have a little treat for you all! We’re doing the lemon challenge. Now, if you don’t know wh…”

I drown Baz out. I can’t concentrate on his words if I’m thinking about his face. He’s so energetic on camera and seems so kind to his audience. I wonder how he does it. Get on camera, record yourself for the world. If it were me, I’d be unraveling right now. But he keeps himself together. It’s impressive. 

“Simon?”

“Huh?” I ask.

“Are you ready to start the challenge?”

“Oh, yeah,” I blush. This is why I don’t get in front of the camera. 

He bends over and picks up the lemons off camera. He hands one to me. ‘Thank you,’ I mouth. 

‘Your welcome,’ he mouths back. 

We both take our own cut up lemon and place it in front of our mouths. “Okay, remember,” Baz says to me. “The first one to flinch or take out their lemon has to fill the other’s requests for the rest of the day.

“Okay.”

We both bite into our lemons. As my teeth sink slowly into the tart flesh, I try my best to keep a neutral face. I look over and see Baz struggling. He keeps on sinking h teeth in, but these lemons are fresh from the fridge. They’re cold.

And Baz’s fangs are temperature sensitive.

After what seems like forever, Baz’s face makes a tiny twitch. “Aha!” I yell. 

“What?” he asks as he takes out the lemon. 

“You flinched!”

“How could you tell?”

“I’ve got hawk eyes,” I smirk, smug.

“Okay, yeah. You’re right. You w-”

“I win!” I completely forgot the camera was there as strut out my victory dance around Baz. He sighs.

“Okay guys, I’ll see you next time.” He pushes out a smile as he stares at my ridiculous moves. “Bye.” He leans over and presses Stop on the camera. 

“so, how was it?” he asks.

“It was fine, I guess. I relaxed more as the video went on.”

“I figured you would. I’m very proud of you, Simon.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, but my question is… what’s my first servant task?”

I smile and pull him closer to me. I’m breathing on his very close lips.

 “Get me some cherry scones.” 

Then, I laugh and pull away.

DIY LEMON AND HONEY MASK

If you have pesky dark spots, scars, or uneven skin tone then this mask is for you. Try it and let us know what you think

Instructions:

  • mix ½ lemon juice into a bowl with about 2 teaspoons of honey.
  • Once you have a good consistent mix apply as spot treatment directly to your scars or as a mask to your entire face avoiding the eye area.
  • Leave on 15 - 20 minutes
  • Rinse thoroughly with cold water to help close pores
  • Apply a moisturizer

Tips:

  • Apply to a clean face
  • make sure your hair is wrapped up or pulled back
  • Do Not exfoliate or scrub face before applying mask.
  • Avoid eye area and open cuts
  • use mask consistently for a few weeks for best results
  • use sunscreen and protective wear to prevent further discoloration
  • if you have sensitive skin lessen the amount of time you leave mask on.

- Lexie

A Kurt Wagner Prompt: “You make me feel like I’m not good enough. Like I’m not good enough for you.”

Originally posted by claracivry

 (Y/N) and Kurt were together for some time now. She was head over heels for him, always melting with love and tenderness. She looked at him like he was the only person in the whole world. And for her he was. He felt so loved and that made his insecurities surface again.

  He knew he wasn’t good enough for her. He was not a normal boy, he was blue, for God’s sake! She deserved the best and he was far from that. He loved her. Oh, how much he loved her. Adoration was what he felt all the time when he was around her. But, how could this work out. How they could work out, he didn’t know.

  The couple was out for the night to a pub close to the school where both lived. Kurt because he was a mutant and her as the Professor’s assistant. They had a very good time and Kurt almost forgot his insecurities, laughing along with her jokes, holding her hand. But then, (Y/N) saw an old friend of hers that also happened to be her ex-crush. Kurt encouraged her to go and greet him, and after some time she agreed.

  Kurt saw them laughing reminiscing the old times. His insecurities now were beating him up and if they had a form, he would be on the floor, bleeding by now. Why couldn’t he be normal? Why couldn’t he deserve her? He looked the boy, his normal humanly color, his lack of tail, of pointed ears, of fangs. His jaw trembled and he downed the liquor that laid in his glass. He shot the girl a last sad glare knowing she could be better with her old friend than him.

 Feeling all the eyes on him, he teleported away.

  (Y/N) sat around ten minutes with her old friend as he told her that he also had a relationship with a mutant who had fire powers, making fire puns on the way. She bid him goodbye and returned to her table, she looked for her boyfriend, but he was nowhere to be seen.

  She felt a tap on her shoulder and looked over to see a girl with a lemon-eating-face looking at her. “He left. Poof! Your freak is gone.” she mocked. (Y/N) gritted her teeth and clenched her fist, “Fuck you.” she spat and walked towards the exit. “Screw you, freak-lover.” she said, her words dripping poison. (Y/N)  turned back to the girl with a quick pace and a frown drawn on her brows, the girl shifted scared, as (Y/N) growled to her face “Say one more word and I will tear you apart.” satisfied with the result her threat had brought walked away once more. “And he is the best, you hypocritical bitch.” she said as she left.

  “Kurt?” (Y/N) opened the door of his bedroom. She saw him curled to the window sill. “What happened? Are you ok? Did I do something wrong?” she tried to approach him but he teleported to his bed. “You did nothing but good.” his thickly accented voice echoed to the room. “I am the wrong, the mistake. The unnatural.” he sniffed. “Who told you that?” her heart fell when she saw him like that. “None had to. I figured it out.” he snapped. “Y-You deserve s-so much m-more.” he lost control of his sobs. “I don’t deserve a thing if I am not with you.” she finally approached him and laid her hand on his back, making soft, soothing cyrcles.

  “You are perfect. You make me feel l-like I-I’m not g-good enough. Like I-I’m not good enough for y-you.” his head fell to the crook of her neck as his body shook from his sobs. “No. Kurt. You are way more I could ever imagine having. Yes, you are unnatural. But not in the way you think it. Your skin color or your powers don’t change the fact that you are the sweetest person I have ever met. Your kindness, your faith and hope, are always helping me keep moving. With you on my side. Otherwise, I don’t want to live in a world that you aren’t here.” she soothed him.

  He looked at her and she smiled to him, nuzzling her head to the crook of his neck. He, being ticklish, giggled. (Y/N) looked at him again and cupped his face as she gave him a reassuring kiss in which Kurt eagerly melted in.

BEAUTY: Face Masks

In the teenage years it’s difficult to keep skin under control. The number of beauty and skincare products on the shop shelves increases every day, but often the best quick-fix for troubled skin can be found in your fridge and cupboards. Fresh ingredients from the grocery shop can work wonders if you know what combinations are best for your skin.

+ Banana and Honey Face Mask: This one’s perfect for dull skin that needs brightening. Mash up a small banana into a paste, add two teaspoons of clear honey and sprinkle in some oats. Apply over the face, leave for 10 minutes maximum and then rinse off gently with warm water.

+ Egg White and Lemon Face Mask: If your pores are a little bigger than you want or your skin doesn’t feel as smooth as you like, this mask is perfect. Whisk the whites of two eggs until frothy and add in two big squeezes of a fresh lemon. This mask is very runny so apply over the sink. The mask should go stiff after around 5 minutes. Rinse away with warm water and enjoy your silky smooth skin.

+ Avocado and Brown Sugar Face Mask: Avocados taste great on toast, but they’re also great for the skin. Mash up a squishy avocado and mix in a few teaspoons of granulated brown sugar for an exfoliating effect. Smear over the skin in circles, leave for 15 minutes and then rinse off with warm water.

Written by Ellie, photography by openmysoul on Instagram

My natural skin care routine :
I wash my face at least three times a day . Especially after I work out . I make my own skin masks at home . Natural home remedies work best for my skin .
The mask I’m currently using is lemon and honey . I’ll let it sit for 20 min then rinse gently with warm water . Following up after my face wash I use almond oil , about a dime size to moisturizer my face to avoid dryness . Every skin is different , I am black so my skin care routine isn’t like everyone else . I also drink tons of infused water . Therefore , that pretty much sums up my remedies and what works for me . This has taught me to embrace my natural beauty .

anonymous asked:

Can you do the RFA members' reactions to the MC hinting (bluntly) that she wants to have a baby?

  • a/n im emphasising ‘bluntly’ - and idk why i found this request funny ;u;

Yoosung

  • in a biology class one day you’d both be taking notes on what the professor is saying
  • you and him are bio partners as well as being actual partners
  • and it was about sex ed (ofc Yoosung is already blushing lol)
  • the lesson was on conceiving children and he’s fiddling around because a thought popped into his head
  • i wonder what mine and MC’s children would look like..?
  • but he didn’t realise that he said that
  • out loud (well it was quietly to himself but u get what i mean)
  • trying not to startle him you smirk to yourself and keep quiet because you kinda want children too now that you’re about to both graduate uni
  • Yoosung raises his hand to answer a question the professor asks and as soon as the professor picks him to answer you whisper in his ear
  • “Well if you want to see what out children look like.. lets make them soon - what about tonight?”
  • POOR FUCKING BABY
  • HE TURNS BRIGHT RED AND CAN’T SPEAK
  • the professor looks at Yoosung waiting for an answer but he’s literally malfunctioned
  • “I uh um.. well maybe the cell just uh baby egg uh cell thing”
  • the professor sighs (tf is wrong with this kid) before asking another student for the answer and Yoosung just looks at you bright red
  • (kinda pissed but kinda wants to cry out of happiness)
  • you’re just smiling to yourself avoiding his gaze (bitch)
  • leaving the classroom later he grabs your arm and pulls you behind after everyone has gone
  • “d-did you mean what you said?”
  • you slowly nod at him and he beams 
  • before looking to the floor with a small pout muttering about how you could’ve told him at a better time
  • ….nah that was funny tho

Zen

  • I feel like he wants a princess to really spoil but doesn’t bring it up to you incase you don’t feel the same why?
  • (Zen can father my kids any day hmu)
  • he’d be on set for a film rehearsing some lines for his now show and you’d also be there (admiring him from afar)
  • he has a scene with a little girl and you can’t help but smile to yourself because damn he’s a natural..
  • after the scene finished he scoops the little girl up into his arms as she squeals with laughter and he brings her over with him to you
  • it takes with every fibre of your being to not squeal too at how cute the situation is (me 2)
  • the way he he looks at the little girl makes you melt as she clings on to his neck as she’s perched on the side of his chest (can you imagine >///<)
  • when you try greet the little girl but she buries herself in Zen’s chest and you both chuckle before you have a lil thought
  • “well.. at least our child will want to be in my arms”
  • you look up at Zen who’s staring at you in disbelief and puts the girl down and she runs elsewhere (lil girl wants food;;  same)
  • with a sheepish grin on your face you fold your arms trying to not look so embarrassed (and fail)
  • “what? do you not want to have kids with me or something?”
  • he doesn’t respond but pulls you into an enveloping bear hug kissing the top of your head repeatedly
  • he has the BIGGEST grin on his face
  • when he pulls away his hands are still on your shoulders before he leans over to your ear and whispers
  • “oh.. don’t try me, I could put a baby in you right now if you’re quiet enough next door” (sly Zen is back)
  • you know he’s kidding 
  • (well you hope so… eh actually it wouldn’t be too bad) 
  • but you blush anyway before walking away
  • no matter how hard he tries though he can’t hide the huge smile plastered on his face with his slightly tinted red cheeks at the thought of you being pregnant
  • eye smiles the whole day

Jaehee

  • THE CUTEST MUM EVERR
  • can you not see her standing at the back of a school hall watching her kid in a play with the cutest grin on her face
  • ANYWAY
  • you come in to Jaehee’s office one day and one of her colleagues next door informs you that she’s gone out to get lunch
  • feeling happy she’s actually eating you sit down on her office chair and just swivel around (everyone does this right??)
  • feeling bored after a few minutes you look at her closed laptop and lift up the screen wondering if you’d be able to log into tumblr
  • (breaking the 4th wall fight me)
  • there are about 100 tabs open and you laugh at some of the tabs that she’s opened
  • “How to tell if your partner is mad at you”
  • “How to kill your boss and get away with it”
  • “Adoption Centres” waIT WHA?
  • you lean in closer to the laptop getting your foot stuck in the wheels in the process and cover your gaping mouth with your hand
  • you didn’t think she’d want to be a mum so soon?
  • but then again she wouldn’t tell you as she’s super shy
  • she happens to walk in the office with small shy smile on her face but you just lean back on the office chair crossing your arms
  • having nowhere to sit she stares at you “???
  • you were going to make her suffer (cutely)
  • “If you just wanted a baby.. why didn’t you ask? I actually want a boy!”
  • poor baby was mid sip of her coffee and she chokes and spills a little on her top before going extremely red 
  • “w-what h-how did you get this information?”
  • you turn the computer screen to face her and she mentally kicks herself because why didn’t i cLOSE THAT FUCK
  • you get up and walk to the door as she re-adjusts herself - still in shock - but before you leave you turn around to say one last thing  
  • “hey Jaehee, we’ll talk about this tonight? okay? I’m being serious”
  • and just walk out
  • she just puts her head on the desk before realising (with a small smile on her face)
  • “I’m going to be a mum.. soon..

Jumin

  • he wants kids - but he doesn’t realise that he wants kids (it makes more sense in my head??)
  • the day Elizabeth 3rd had kids was the day Jumin literally had a mental breakdown
  • he was calling the vet every few minutes to see if she had the kittens yet
  • Jaehee literally wanted to die at how embarrassing he was how is he a multi millionaire - no one knOWS HE’S MAD
  • he came home and looked like a mess so you had to reassure him it was okay and Elly would be okay!!
  • like you have to force him to sit down on the couch as he’s just pacing round the room with his phone in his hand
  • making two cups of coffee you slouch down beside him on the sofa and look at the crease lines on his forehead - he was super stressed out
  • trying to lighten up the situation you laugh to yourself and comment
  • “if you’re this stressed now.. how stressed out will you be when it comes to out child”
  • mf tenses up and turns to look at you (shIIIT)
  • you widen your eyes a little as you realise that he may have not wanted children and you try take it back
  • “I - I mean if you want them it was just a suggestion.. I just..”
  • your voice dies down and he looks straight ahead again; deep in thought and you sigh a breathe of relief (and sadness)
  • feeling awkward you get up before you hear a small voice behind you
  • Areum
  • huh?” 
  • you turn around in confusion to see Jumin staring at you with a small smile playing on his lips
  • Areum.. as a name.. it means beautiful
  • you bite the inside of your cheek to stop yourself from crying and nod before coming back to sit down and you notice the crease lines on his forehead have gone
  • he’s holding your hand and smiling looking outside the window (and you’re crying because of how cute he is)

Saeyoung

  • HE WANTS KIDS SO BAD SO HE CAN RAISE THEM RIGHT 
  • you were spending the evening watching compilations of ‘babies eating lemons’ and other random things on youtube - it was a great way to end the day
  • being idiots you both dare each other to eat lemons
  • because the best thing about being in a relationship is making the other person look like a fool
  • he goes first and tries to act as if it isn’t sour but the look on his face says otherwise
  • you fall to the floor laughing before exclaiming
  • “your reaction is so funny.. and it’s going to be funnier than out baby too!”
  • he suddenly turns to look at you on the floor STILL WITH THE LEMON IN HIS MOUTH and says
  • “we’re having a baby!?
  • you shake your head and his face visibly falls in disappointment before spitting out the lemon
  • realising that he’s upset you get up and hug his waist looking up so your face is inches away from his 
  • “but we can make one.. today?”
  • “wink wink… nudge nudge?
  • he can’t hide the grin breaking out on to his face and chuckles loudly shaking his head 
  • but he brings his hands up to your cheeks before kissing you deeply and you both smile into the kiss (dsufjhfsa;afg)
  • “Was it that obvious I wanted kids or something?” 
  • he’s embarrassed that you read him so easily and scratches his head but you just grin before dragging him out the room
  • he’s reaaaally red and giddy for the next few hours
  • like you catch him on the computer a few hours later looking for baby clothes and cots and stuff and when you catch him he sinks down in his seat
  • STOP SPYING ON ME
  • he’s the most excited out of the members and that night (after the deed is done) he doesn’t sleep a wink
  • he just stares at you lovingly stroking your hair thinking about how he has to step up because holy fuck I’m going to be a dad :’)
  • u are daddy though

GUYS IF YOURE HAVING PROBLEMS WITH YOUR FACE (oily, acne, just not at its best) THIS STUFF IS AMAZING! It has instant results of smooth skin and my face already feels better! I work at a pizza place and i’m always around a oven that’s at 450 degrees so i sweat and my skin becomes really oily and gross. But this makes me feel like I have soft baby skin!! 10/10 I highly recommend plus it’s 98.7% natural! (Also has an amazing lemon smell mmm yes)

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Lavender Honey Brightening Face Mask DIY Recipe + Body & Beauty Announcement!

When it comes to skincare, I’m the biggest minimalist around: I wash my face with honey and moisturize with a face oil I make myself (and for a coterie of friends who are now equally hooked). This post is the inaugural first of a new chapter of Kale & Caramel Body & Beauty DIY recipes—I could not be more excited to share these time-tested wise-woman secrets with you! The best part? They’re made with ingredients pure enough for you to eat, which also means they’re likely already in your kitchen. Like this Lavender Honey Brightening Face Mask DIY recipe.

Honey is an impeccable preservative and antibacterial agent, used by the Egyptians and found intact in the oldest of recovered tombs. I’ll take some of that anti-aging power on my face, please and thank you! This recipe also incorporates the brightening power of freshly squeezed lemon juice, which cuts through excess oil and pore clogging yuckies, and the calming sweetness of fresh lavender flowers.

Read more and get the recipe to pamper yourself this Memorial Day here.

anonymous asked:

do you have any tips for getting clear skin naturally?

yeah, here are some basic ones i can think of off the top of my head (if you have a serious skin issue, do consult a dermatologist though):

  • wash your face in the morning and at night: use either just water, or a natural face wash (i mostly just use water)
  • don’t over wash your face: this dries out the skin and can irritate it, resulting in more acne 
  • drink green tea: helps complexion, cleanses the body from the inside out
  • stay hydrated by drinking plenty of water (i like to put lemon, lime and cucumber slices in mine to alkasize it and make it taste even better): 2L is the minimum but you really should aim for more than that ~ i drink anywhere from 4-6L a day on average
  • eat/drink these food/drinks: berries, peppermint/peppermint tea, nuts, tomatoes (cooked is best for skin), fennel, red grapes, beetroot, brown rice, (some) soy products, legumes, kale, avocado, garlic, broccoli
  • remove dairy from your diet

love and light xx

How to make your notes sink into your head in ten easy steps.

So according my friend the best way to make your uni notes sink in to your head is as follows.

STEP ONE: rip pages out of notebook.

STEP TWO: put them into a blender on setting two.

STEP THREE: add lemon juice to mix, blend a little more until smooth.

(You can choose to add your moisturiser if you so wish)

STEP FOUR: place in a bowl.

STEP FIVE: go to your bathroom.

STEP SIX: wash face with warm water to open pores.

STEP SEVEN: massage contents of bowl onto your face focusing mostly (but not exclusively) on the forehead.

STEP EIGHT: leave for five minutes or until dry

STEP NINE: wash off

STEP TEN: write your essay :)

Destiel fluff

Dean was staring at Castiel again. This was a daily occurrence, which Charlie, Sam, and Kevin pointed out at least four times every shift.

Castiel was the sales person for the haircare product kiosk in front of the cookie store he worked at in the mall, he would’ve wandered over but he kept his hair short and was nervous the dark haired boy would stare at him like he was crazy if he went over to ask about the different products. Any other person Dean would’ve waltzed his way over and given them the ‘Dean Winchester Charm’ but this was Castiel Novak.

It was common knowledge the Novak’s were loaded and lived in a mansion on the outskirt of the city. This made it all the stranger that their youngest was working such a low job at the local mall. The rest of the Novak children held jobs in things like politics and law.

“We’ve lost him.” Charlie announced.

Kevin leaned forward and waved a hand in front of his face. “Earth to Dean? Yeah. We could use your help.”

“Life ain’t all tall dark and handsome boys.” Charlie giggled.

Dean flushed, “Okay guys, shut up. He’ll hear you.”

“Oh come on, Deanie.” Sam said holding a broom out to him, “We’re just playing.”

“Yeah. So funny.” Dean rolled his eyes, “Remind me why I got you a job here?”

“Cuz I’m your favorite brother.” Sam said like this was obvious.

“Just talk to him.” Kevin shrugged. “What’s the worst that could happen?”

“Uh, I dunno. Maybe, he looks at me like I’m the gum he just stepped on in his new shoes. God knows he must have paid at least a hundred for those.”

“Aw, does Aladdin need help talking to his Jasmine?” Sam taunted, earning him a dirty rag thrown at him.

“Shut up! I can talk to him any time I want.” Dean shrugged, “I just haven’t found the right moment.”

“I think your moment is walking over.” Charlie whispered.

“What?” Dean asked raising a brow, but his question was answered when a cough came from behind him. He turned to see Castiel smiling at him, nearly tripping, he tried to smile back and say something, “Heylo.” 'Fuck.’ He thought. “I mean. Hey. Or Hello. Uh I don’t know what I was saying.”

The other smiled, “Not to worry, Dean. I was just wondering if I could get a dozen cookies before you close?”

“You know my name?” Dean asked surprised.

“Your name badge says so…so I just inferred..”

“Oh. I forgot I had it on….” Dean said quickly, cursing himself mentally again. “Uh. Yeah. Sure. Lemme uh. I mean. What would you. I mean, what kind of cookies would you like?”

Castiel’s face turned to a look of contemplation like he hadn’t thought of this. The glow of the light on the display case shown in his eyes making the dark blue stand out against his pale face. “Um, which is your favorite? I must admit, I don’t know much other than chocolate chip. These will be for my brother, he’s kind of a sweet tooth.”

“Oh! I really like the chocolate with white chocolate chips, um, the lemon ones are bomb and those ones in the corner with the little red sprinkles are best sellers.” Castiel smiled at him again, sending a whoosh feeling in his gut and what he was sure was immense color to his face.

“Those sound excellent.” The boy handed over some cash and told him to keep the extra when Dean tried to hand him the change.

“Yea, cool, thanks.” Dean smiled just barely in time to make it look like he wasn’t just staring in amazement at this whole exchange.

Castiel turned to walk away when he was a few paces away, Charlie gave him a swift kick to his shin. Dean glared at her, but her look said it all. If he didn’t go ask the kid out now she was going to murder him with the dustpan she was holding. Swallowing, he flipped his apron off over his head and walked toward what he was sure was going to be a disaster.

“Hey um. Castiel?” He said when he’d caught up. That’s when he realized he had no idea what he was going to say. Castiel smiled again, and he lost any train of thought that he had summoned. “Uh.”

“Hello Dean.”

“Hey. Er. I was just…would it be cool if I…I mean. Would you like to grab a cup of coffee sometime?”

Castiel tilted his head slightly and grinned, “Yes, I would like that.”

“Really?!” Dean exclaimed, louder that he should have then felt his face redden for the third time. “I mean…”

“Here.” Castiel said softly and grabbed his hand.

Not until the shorter had walked away did he see what Castiel had written on his hand. Scribbled in a sloppy hand script was: Cas ;) and ten numbers. A laugh filled his chest but he held it in until he was sure Castiel wouldn’t hear him. Turning he skipped back to his store and waved his hand proudly.

“I have a date!!!”