lemon snout

Today me & my boyfriend went to McDonalds and we were eating THENN ALL OF THE SUDDEN HE WHISPERS IN MY EAR “(something mumbled) under the table”
i was like w h a t
then i was like OH MAYBE HE SAID LEMON SNOUT
“OMG YOU READ HOMESTUCK, AND YOU GOT ME A LEMON SNOUT?? IT’S UNDER THE TABLE??”
HE YELLED at me “NO NO I SAID-” BUT I WAS TOO FAST I WAS ALREADY LOOKING UNDER THE TABLE
THEN HE FINISHED HIS SENTENCE “-I’M OUT UNDER THE TABLE”

AND THATS HOW I SAW A PENIS.