lemon and poppyseed muffins

Recipe: Poppyseed Muffin

Description: It has a soothing effect.

Game ingredients: Poppy, Wheat Flour, Sugar

This recipe restores 150 energy and 60 health. It can be obtained from the Cooking Channel and sells for 250g.

Difficulty: Easy, 30 minutes. Serves 12.

I decided to make it a lemon poppyseed muffin instead of just regular poppyseed.

-1⅓ cups flour
-½ teaspoon baking soda
-½ teaspoon salt
-¼ cup butter
-¾ cup sugar
-2 eggs
-1 tbsp lemon zest
-1 tablespoon lemon juice
-¾ cup yogurt (plain or vanilla)
-1 tablespoon poppyseeds

Mix the dry ingredients (flour, baking soda, salt) together in a small bowl. In a medium bowl, cream together the butter and sugar. Crack in the eggs, and add in the lemon zest and lemon juice.

I didn’t use lemon zest because I didn’t have a lemon on me, so I added a bit more lemon juice instead. The zest can be obtained from using a lemon on a fine cheese grater, taking off the outermost yellow lining of the peel. It adds flavour and colour.

Add the yogurt into the mixture and mix thoroughly until smooth.

Add the dry ingredients all at once and combine. Stir in the poppyseeds.

Grease the bottoms of a 12 count muffin tin. Fill each tin ⅔ full. Bake at 425°F for 15 minutes or til done.

They’re light and fluffy and good for both desserts or breakfasts.



sufjan: Aubrey Are You Conscious Of The Lateness Of The Hour

drake: huh? what? it’s not even midnight yet it’s-

sufjan: Actually The Clock Indicates It Is Nearly Three O’Clock Ante Meridiem

drake: …ante meridiem? the fuck is ante meridiem?

sufjan: It Is Latin

drake: and what does it mean?

sufjan: It Means Acclaimed Canadian Recording Artist And Noted Boyfriend Of Mine Aubrey Drake Graham Should Be Sound Asleep In Our Cozy Bed But For Reasons That Presently Elude Me He Is Instead Baking Martha Stewart’s Lemon Poppyseed Muffins By The Dozen 

drake: okay? so? a man can’t do some baking? in his own kitchen?

sufjan: I Am Counting Forty-Eight Muffins On The Counter And The Oven Light Is On Which Would Indicate At Least One More Batch Is On The Way

drake: oh sorry i didn’t realize it was a FEDERAL OFFENSE to BAKE A FEW-

sufjan: Do Not Holler At Me About Baking!

drake: …i’m sorry, sufjan, i was out of line

sufjan: I Accept Your Apology Now Tell Me What Is Vexing You So

drake: i’m stress-baking. all right? i’m stress-baking. listen. i’ve been planning views from the 6 for two years now. two. years. recording day and night. testing out hundreds of tracks. working my ass off. photoshopping myself onto the CN tower because i was too scared to just take a picture on the edgewalk.

sufjan: I Do Not Blame You The Edge Walk Is An Eldritch Horror Of Canadiana

drake: so i do all this work, right? and then, not ONE week before i’m scheduled to finally drop this album…

sufjan: The Predatory Bee Of The Billboard Charts Is Out To Get You

drake: exactly! exactly. i mean, how am i supposed to compete with lemonade? that’s the album of the year! the album of the decade! the century! i don’t have an HBO special! i don’t have sixteen directors working with me to visually express hundreds of years of womanist philosophy! i’m not beyoncé!

sufjan: Oh Dear One… Worry Not… Views From The Six Will Be Wondrous… Do Not Doubt Your Sublime Talent Or Creative Potential For One Single Moment

drake: aww

sufjan: I May Be A Devout Member Of The Bey Hive But Before Anything Else I Am The President Of The Aubrey Hive 

drake: thanks babe

sufjan: Wait Does That Metaphor Make Sense Do Bees Even Have Presidents

drake: i don’t…

sufjan: Oh No They Of Course Have Queens But That Raises Several Moral Questions Regarding The Security Of Worker Bees’ Rights Under A Monarchic System Particularly If The Monarchy Does Not Subscribe To A Constitution

drake: keep talking i’m just gonna bake another batch of muffins real quick

sufjan: Okay… Do You Think Bee Monarchies Are Elective Or Hereditary

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5 things you’ll find in my bag:

  1. tickets from all the movies/shows I’ve been to in the last few months
  2. an abundance of maurice’s gift cards
  3. emergency fruit snacks
  4. comb
  5. tiny mirror that looks like a ladybug

5 things you’ll find in my bedroom:

  1. way too many polaroids of mainly my cats
  2. multiple plastic cups filled with shells I’ve collected
  3. artificial flowers
  4. piles of children’s novels and young adult books
  5. pens, pencils, markers, so many notebooks

5 things I want to do in my life:

  1. travel with the one I love
  2. find a job that makes me happy
  3. learn to stop comparing myself to others
  4. have a family
  5. be more confident meeting people

5 things I’m into right now:

  1. the waitress soundtrack 
  2. reliving my childhood as I go through stuff preparing to move (again and again)
  3. jigsaw puzzles
  4. my cat (although I’m into him literally all the time)
  5. lemon poppyseed muffins

5 things you might not know about me:

  1. I keep a journal
  2. I like traveling but it also makes me incredibly anxious
  3. I’ve never really enjoyed “classic” literature, even though I studied creative writing in college
  4. I like being alone, but can also get very lonely and this has really had an odd impact on how I make, interact with, and keep friends
  5. I love the feeling of sunshine in the spring, after the way winter makes me feel

tagging: @despicable-you, @looking-for-better

tagged by: @stormybisexual

i tag: @histia​, @jesprefahey​, @briansweetwine​, @shylou​, @stay—lit​, and @astrvnaut

1. where is your cell phone? right next to me
2. your hair? on my head
3. your mom? at home watching a kdrama
4. your other half? lol idk
5. your favorite food? papayas
6. your dream last night? ur guess is as good as mine
7. your favorite drink? milk or water
8. fear? dying while in the shower
9. your home away from home? a nice park
10. where were you last night? sleeping
11. something that you aren’t? fun to be around
12. muffins? lemon poppyseed
13. wish list items? makeup, copics, socks, a will to live, an itunes gift card, some love and affection, and a break from chemistry bullshit
14. where you grew up? northern california
15. last thing you did? made an outline for an essay about the chemistry of rice noodles
16. what are you wearing right now? leggings & a shirt
17. your tv? in the weird room in my house that was a garage but isn’t a garage anymore
18. your pets? don’t exist
19. friends? at their houses probably
20. your life? should end
21. missing someone? a lot, so so much


“Tall, black coffee to go and a lemon poppyseed muffin, right?” He always ordered the same thing, ever since he’d starting showing up like clockwork, 7:30 am on the dot.

“Uhh, right,” he said, a little taken aback that you remembered his order, though on further reflection he supposed he was being a little bit predictable. “Maybe I should switch it up one of these days,” he said a little gruffly, immediately clearing his throat.

You smiled brightly at him. “Nah. Lemon poppyseed is my favorite. And I respect a man who drinks his coffee black,” you said, hoping he was picking up on the flirtatious tone. “It’ll just be $3.50,” you said, also from memory, though you punched it into the cash register just to double check. You looked up at the handsome guy across the counter and flushed a little pink in your cheeks when you found him staring at you intently, apparently studying your face. You smiled shyly and looked down at the counter. “Umm, $3.50?” you prodded again.

“Oh–right. Sorry…” he began to dig into his pockets for some change and laid a five dollar bill down on the counter. “I think I’ve got some–I’ve got change,” he said, switching to the next pocket. At length he laid a couple quarters down on the counter and you began to make change for him before he waved you off. “Keep it,” he said, flashing you a quick smile and gratefully accepting the warm cup from you. Your fingers brushed as you handed off the drink and you felt the sensation of fluttering butterflies in your stomach.

“Thank you,” you said with another bright smile. “See you tomorrow.”

He raised the cup to you a little, as if he was giving a toast, and nodded. “See you tomorrow.” His deep voice was still resonating in your mind long after his broad shoulders passed through the front door and disappeared around the corner.


At work today I got to hang out at a farm and touch all the animals. Ginger the alpaca gave me a kiss right on my face ❤️

It was the best day at work ever. I literally teared up with joy when I saw animals. Plus I got to take home a bunch of free organic veggies: so much kale, sage, mint, cherry tomatoes, eggplant, green beans, and peppers. I bought some honey and a delicious lemon poppyseed muffin. And I got to love on some baby goats and their mamas.