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Dating Tip
Devin LeMaster

I’ve got a little dating tip for ya, Jimbo, it’ll get you out of that lonely hearts club for good. This scheme works 100 percent of the time, guaranteed. First, find some Betty and take her to Ryan Amusements. Then, ya go to the gift shop, buy her a Teddy Bear – this is key, I ain’t kiddin’ around. Then… ya buy her a ticket on “Journey to the Surface.” As soon as you hit that first scare: Bingo! Tunnel. Of. Love.

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Well, I’m Hunter. I just moved here. Maybe you’d be interested in hanging out with a new guy sometime?