Jai’s trying to talk me into going to the hospital because “Ari, if the midwife doesn’t get here on time, I’m not equipped to deliver a child,” Leksi’s been asking “where’s she gonna come out?” for the last forty five minutes, and I’m just sitting here hoping to god they either lose their voices or leave me the hell alone because at this point, I’ll kick ‘em both out before it’s pushing time. Like, does that make me a bad person? Cause I’m kinda okay with that right now.