legs y u no look like this

this moment is so….good and pure? because

  • magnus being like guys…guys…guys, this dream i had….g u y s
  • mahdi’s little laugh!!! it sounds and looks so precious?? and you can hear it as they transition into the other clip bc let’s be real….cutting his laugh would be a crime
  • jonas looking hella confused but still smiling? and kinda bitting the tip of his fingers? and like the way he’s sitting makes him look so s m o l?
  • isak laughing so hard he actually lifts his leg up??
LUKE IMAGINE

imagine ur having a fifa date with luke. u score the winning goal. “y/n, wtf” luke says. “haha i win” u say, smiling at him flirtatiously, except u actually looked like a monkey choking on your own saliva. (in other words u ain’t cute hun) luke growls and pins u down to the ground. “oohhh,” you giggle (more like hack but ok) “what’re u gonna do lukey” he cracks a devilish grin “the possibilities are endless” (haha brb deleting myself from tumblr) u smile thinking you might do the frickle frackle. ur smile fades as he kicks u in the face with his giraffe legs and his noodle arms flail at ur face. “this is for beating me in fifa u dumb butterball” luke yells. u die.

The moral of this story is:
Never play Luke Hemmings in FIFA, or you’ll most likely end up dead :)

The Signs as Weird Things I've Received in Group Chats

Aries- I will actually wake up yesterday and get there last week

Taurus- “I have bad knees”
“I got no knees”
“what’s a knee”
“WHERE ARE HIS KNEES”
“I forgot my knees at school”
“*LEG ELBOW”

Gemini- I’m gonna turn towards Jesus so he can see my butt

Cancer- I just lit a towel on fire!

Leo- I may have gotten here late but I would like to say that I can throw a 61.5 mph curve ball

Virgo- Because y would I want to kill a sled?

Libra- I am currently rocking at the game of life

Scorpio- DID YOU ACTUALLY NOT HAVE HOMEWORK! WHAT KIND OF SICK JOKE IS THIS. U LITERALLY WERE LOOKING FOR PICTURES OF RYAN AS CARL AND WE TOOK NOTES THE WHOLE TIME. NOT TO MENTION WE GOT THE STUPID WORKSHEET. IM NOT DOING IT. AND WHEN SHE ASKS WHERE IT IS I WILL SAY THAT I SHOUKD BE TREATED LIKE AN EQUAL AND THE OTHER CLASS DIDNT HAVE IT THEREFORE I SHOULD NOT HAVE IT AS WELL

Sagittarius- go to audible.com/Nash for your first book free

Capricorn- I got 6000 ft of Saran Wrap

Aquarius- it fell apart cuz I decided to make it complicated

Pisces- Geez guys come on I think Sophie knows her types of butters

The signs as fuckboys
  • Aries: How far have u gone wiv a guy?
  • Taurus: Nice shirt would look great on my floor tho
  • Gemini: What are u wearing right now
  • Cancer: big tit girls only
  • Leo: sorry i was late my third leg was draggin me down
  • Virgo: no homo but nice hair
  • Libra: how about a pic b4 i sleep?
  • Scorpio: i hate frigid girls
  • Sagittarius: y are girls always so emotional
  • Capricorn: I'm not homophobic i kno like 4 gays
  • Aquarius: Tits 4 Dick
  • Pisces: I'm not like others guys
  • director: listen here, fellas, sehun and kai, I need u to act touchy-feely here
  • sekai: y?
  • director: well there's absolutely no reason, I'm just feeling like nc-17 today. sehun, dude, get on his lap like u 2 bout to fucc and dis is a foreplay. kai, hug him. tighter! ok just imagine monggu instead of him. good shit. and pls try to wrap your legs around him too. what? I said I need some nsfw. chanyeol, just act like nothing's happening. I said don't look at them! geez give em some privacy u pervert.
  • xiumin:
  • director: oh, xiumin, u here too! u got your record? play with it. yes, good boy, just do it like the actual 25yo grown-ass man u r