Yuri: your christmas present will be round and golden
other people: considering the context of the anime has been leading up to Yuri Katsuki’s hopeful victory at the Grand Prix Final, all the way from Viktor and Yuri’s first encounter in the hot springs up until the latest episode, the most logical assumption would be that Yuri is suggesting he will fulfill Viktor’s wish of helping him succeed and win his coach the gold medal
where do we even go from here are we gonna see them kiss on the lips uncensored are they gonna legit get married will we see an emotionally charged scene where they actually say the words “i love you” to each other without all the implication bullshit like “i’m the only one in the world who knows viktor’s love” or whatever
we already know they’ve slept in the same bed together they’ve already hugged and kissed (on the lips, hand, AND foot), we’ve been shown yuri literally grinding on viktor all blushy and breathy and clingy, they literally exchanged expensive gold rings and put them on the ring finger of the right hand (the hand that russian people use for wedding rings), we’ve heard viktor explicitly and seriously say that they’re engagement rings and he and yuri will get married after the grand prix finals, like how… how do you top this
first things first, let’s get the fact that they’re already canonically married with at least (1) child and (1) grandchild and (3) kneazles out of the way
like legit married for decades in good old true love fashion like
y’all we’re gonna get to watch them fall in love and possibly even mARRIED DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW MUCH PAIN THAT PUTS ME IN
(also finally, luna lovegood is married to rolf scamander. just. family christmases man. newt and luna. just saying. they would be bffs)
what I love about newtina is how different they are as people, but they complement each other splendidly?
like newt has his head in the clouds when he’s thinking about his beasts and tina is incredibly level-headed
but they both have the same sense of spirit and also can we talk about their sense of righteousness???
newt with his ‘i can’t believe you have a law that disallows you from being friends with no-majs’ and tina with her ‘you abused this child i will punch you’
tina is a boss lady tbh just wanted to mention that again in case you had forgotten. like. she walked into high-profile macusa meetings. SEVERAL TIMES. it’s a regular habit of hers. Don’t you just love that?
she is every inch as tender hearted as newt
possibly every inch as trusting, too, since she brought him and jacob into her house and gave them a room to stay in. like tina honey please
they have one hell of a ‘how we met’ story
i haven’t talked about the ‘jump i’ve got you’ because i am too weakbut like. ’I’VE GOT YOU’????? NEWT THAT IS THE SINGLE-HANDED MOST ROMANTIC THING YOU COULD HAVE SAID TO HER YOU DORK
finally, a few very important reminders:
newt scamander and his hufflepuff scarf
NEWTINA HAIR TUCK MOMENT HELLO??
newt really not wanting to say goodbye. that last pause? when he’s boarding the boat? and everyone else has already boarded and the docks have gone from crowded to empty? like?
tina’s little skip in the end like she can’t quite believe it
that skip was such a perfect lil addition like omg they’re so good together
imagine how much better the Thor movies would’ve been if Frigga were actually written in a realistic way rather than a ‘women don’t talk when the menfolk are talking’ way
I mean she’s a powerful magic user and more importantly she’s a MOM. Thor and Loki wouldn’t have gotten away with SHIT. The entire goddamn plot never would’ve happened, no wonder they dumbed her down.
Frigga would’ve busted in like “NO THOR, YOU’RE NOT GOING TO JOTUNHEIMR, YOU’RE GOING TO YOUR ROOM. YOU’RE GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. SIF, HOGUN, FANDRALL, VOLSTAGG, YOU’RE ALL GROUNDED FOR A WEEK. I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE ADULTS, I AM YOUR QUEEN AND YOU ARE ALL GROUNDED.”
and then she’d whip it around on Loki like “DON’T YOU LAUGH. I KNOW WHAT YOU DID. YOU WANT YOUR FATHER TO HEAR HOW FROST GIANTS GOT INTO ASGARD? THEN YOU’D BETTER GET YOUR BUTT IN YOUR ROOM TOO, YOUNG MAN. THAT’S WHERE YOU’RE GOING TO BE FOR THE NEXT CENTURY.”
Rosie is about to cry and she knows she can’t look at Rose or she will literally start sobbing (or maybe laughing idk lets go with sobbing for the romantic effect) and Rose takes a little sneak peak and has that fucking smile on her face like “oh my god I love you so much we are legit getting married lol” and basically I don’t think I have ever loved a gif more than I love this one right here I am forever devoting my life to this gif. I am creating a fanbase for this gif. This gif and this moment is the most perfect thing to ever grace my eyes and I feel a strong spiritual connection to it and to God and I think I’m pregnant with the child of God. And wow this gif saved me, killed me, redirected me and it is now Easter the day of my resurrection. Bye.
“Listen son, marry the girl who loves you else you will be hanged all your life. Marrying the girl whom you love but she doesn’t love you back, it’s like taking in poison. You could become a dog from a man for her and she’d still say, ‘you didn’t wag your tail yesterday.’ You could buy the entire world and put it at her feet and she’ll just roll her eyes in disdain and say, ‘idiot, wasting all this money for me.’ This is the story of after a girl becomes a wife. That’s why son, marry the girl who loves you. She’s the one who’ll make you a home. Anyone else will just give you hell.’
But to all those defending Barry’s actions, you guys are talking some good nonsense. Relationships aren’t always perfect and filled with ups and downs but it doesn’t mean as you hit an obstacle you run, tf!
Look at this scenario, suppose they were legit already married and Iris had a child (or two) for him and this situation came up? what would he do… run his ass to cisco’s place when they hit a snag? I know he got a pefectly good couch at his own apartment.
Barry is acting the opposite of mature right now, he needs to sit the hell down, drink some tea, regroup, not let my girl cry and fight this shit from his own ass home…