legit falling in love with this kid

Okay, but imagine

like, what if Hawk Moth didn’t become active until a couple years later? And if Adrien was denied the chance to go to public school?

HEADCANON TIME

  • Adrien, so sheltered and lacking the freedom that going to school and being Chat Noir gives him, eventually *GASP* rebels against his father.
  • Featuring Adrien, A Little Punk Shit Who Pretends to Be a Bad Boy (but he’s still so soft and smol on the inside like-). He quits modeling and does literally whatever he can to get his dad’s attention. And he gets a bajillion times the media attention because what’s even more interesting than our sweet, perfect, golden boy is an ex-sweet, perfect, golden boy that is now so flirtatious and always gets caught sneaking into places he shouldn’t and secretly wears eyeliner to look like Jagged Stone even though his perfect hair still makes him look like he belongs in One Direction just-

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More texts for you

[Text] It went well until I started crying over a cute kitten

[Text] You’ve tainted my innocence

[Text] I’m so over him/her/them

[Text] This really isn’t the time to admit I love you is it?

[Text] Think I’m gonna be on national news eating french fries

[Text] Some kid just walked in the shop making chicken sounds

[Text] I never lie. I just don’t always tell the entire truth

[Text] I have never seen so many ducks

[Text] Tonight is going to be fun

[Text] Dogs?!

[Text] We were in the middle of sex and they asked what I was doing so I replied ‘disappointing my parents’ and basically I don’t think there’ll be a second date

[Text] Just seen a trash bag fall off a truck and I thought of you

[Text] I love the word axolotl

[Text] Some kid pointed at me so I punched them and their mother chased me so now I’m sat in a tree

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every rwby villain ship
       cinder/roman

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anonymous asked:

Okay but like I think what gets me the most about antis using the brother line to shout incest at shippers even when they acknowledge they might not be related isn't really, like... The usage of the word so much, just cause yeah incest is traditionally about blood-related characters and people, but I feel like it could extend to idk foster and adoptive family and such?? At the very least it's a grey area. But regardless it's just... 1/?

The lack of awareness that Sh!ro/Ke!th are probably with foster siblings or related by blood (fanon =/= canon thing) but also the fact that m/f (or implied/explicitly straight) relationships in media who have this “familial bond to lovers” trope going on never seem to get this treatment??? Like K@t@ang and Edw!n didn’t are p popular on this sight, hell E/d was p much W!nry’s foster brother, but people love it??? 2/?

And not only that, but recently I read this manga that I really loved but didn’t expect romance in at all. Why??? Cause the theme up to a certain point had been overly familial, with (romantic) love being this triggering topic for mc. And even a character who mc either saw as a surrogate mother or an older sister was like “oh I’m not worried. I doubt he’d fall back and start feeling romantic love (towards a younger sister)”. 4/? (I think, might have lost count, on mobile)

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Legit do y'all remember fucking twilight like all those damn vampire kids were all foster brothers and sisters and they were all fucking one another and nobody rlly batted an eye at that being a thing bc it was all het yet Keith says once ‘you’re like a brother to me’ and everyone’s straight up ‘incest!!! they’re brothers!!!!’ like who would say 'you’re like a brother to me’ to their actual brother they’d be like ya that’s bc I am your brother you complete spoon I mean I don’t have any siblings but that deadass would be weird as shit to say to your actual brother

i don’t think the writers should write klance because of the uproar and popularity
I think they should write klance bc 1) please make it gay and 2) there’s so much potential for a great relationship dynamic there?? Like the writing potential there in terms of them having to truly learn to work together in 100 ways and also falling in love would be so special and healing?? N funny too?? Like we dont get legit they kissed/said ily in canon sorta deals in pg stuffs and there’s more of it now but it’s still gotta be so subtle af and its a dang shame like kids (and some adults too lol 👌) should kno that gay ppl can have really interesting action packed love stories too. Like why can lance be wagglin his eyebrows @ mermaids and try to spit game @ allura but we never get that sorta flirtation from lgbt characters?? gotta redeem 2017 yall we gotra take it back
Its like 2 am i can’t get into this too far and too detailed conclusion im really really gay n i really like voltron so i will sell my soul to makenthis gay pairing canon This isnt a threat to the writers bc its their lives n they gotta make their money i jus really need to talk to them they gotta know whats UP

I don’t brag as much but I really do and I really love bragging about him (I already did this on Twitter but I figured I’d do it here as well but with more details because 160 characters isn’t enough). He’s such a great boyfriend since it’s his birthday, I wanna tell you why. 

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WHY DID I SPEND SO LONG ON THIS AND WHY AM I SO GROSS

(High School Musical AU, based off this scene)

anyway, what better way to celebrate that voiced PV and that the kids are legit teenagers now than with a HSM AU because like. Popular jock boy with heart of gold meets super awk+insecure genius nerd and forges an unlikely but beautiful bff bond while falling in love? Oh I’m sorry were we talking about troy & gabriella or taishiro

here’s a thought...

Calum never gets the credit he deserves.

Like yes he is extremely loved and respected throughout the fanbase, but he’s not appreciated like he should be. Whenever he does the slightest thing wrong people are all over him saying how vial he is and how much of a whore he is. Like if Calum were to trip and fall while meeting fans people would be like, “OHMYGOD IS HE FUCKING KIDDING ME?? HE HAD TO LEAVE EARLY TO GO GET AN X-RAY BC FUCK HIS HEALTH I DON’T EVEN WANT HIM TO TALK WITH ME JUST TO GET A PICTURE WITH HIM OMG WHAT A RUDE FUCK I HATE HIM….still love you though Luke!!!!!” Like he legit met fans with luke and they all crowded around luke but not Calum…like he was there to say hi to them…calums also in the fucking band believe it or not! But, when he does something amazing- like idk if you guys ever heard the fucking songs dayLIGHT OR ANYTHING BUT THE KID O W N E D THE SONG BUT I DON’T REMEMBER PEOPLE FREAKING OUT ABOUT IT BUT A N Y W A Y S- it gets ignored so easily, like people are just sitting there like “who calum”. AND ITS ANNOYINGG!!! bUT whenever 5sos realease a song with michael singing on it, all those same motherfuckers hop right on in to michaels lane and make themselves cozy. firstly, fuck out of my lane. secondly, you are actually a fucker if you do that. don’t even try and fight me on saying calum isn’t under appreciated. Don’t. because it happens everyday. groupie rumors, and the fact that he was flipped off for asking fans to live in the moment and put there phones away, and the fact that people don’t even care about talking to him they only want a picture (cough bitches at the state champs show in aus couGH)!!!!!! he’s been ignored for too long and i aint having it anymore. calum has been nothing but a kind ass person. he’s been there for the fans, for the music, for the boys, and never is he nasty to fans. i’m not kidding if you want to fight me on this my messages are open for discussion, bc i’m ready to fucking fight someone. the boy needs more respect. if by any slim chance in hell calum sees this, i hope he knows how loved and appreciated he is by me and by so many. i really love and want to meet and hug him and tell him this face to face. and to all you jackfucks out there who treat calum like dirt, please exit to the left!!!!!!!!! srry this is so long tHX TTYLLL BITCHES!!!!!!

The entire summary of Zexal
  • Astral: *conveniently shows up* Hello I have no fucking idea whats going on and I don't even remember who I fucking am or what I'm doing here but I know how to card game so I'm gonna help you
  • Yuma: fuck no
  • Astral: Yuma do the thing
  • Yuma: I'm not gonna do the thing
  • Astral: Fine then don't do it
  • Yuma: IMMA DO THE THING
  • Astral: Numbers have my memories so help me find them
  • Yuma: Okay
  • Kaito: *flies in* My little brother is sick so I'm gonna take your fucking numbers now
  • Yuma and Astral: *transform into Zexal*
  • Kaito: well shit
  • Haruto: *blows shit up*
  • Black Mist: remember your mission, Astral
  • Astral: go away
  • Dr. Faker: Kaito, get those numbers to 'save' your brother and give them to me lol
  • Tron: Hold the fuck up, I need to get revenge on you so I'm gonna force my kids to do dirty work and I'm gonna torture children
  • Chris: Dad, your kinda fucked up
  • Tron: Dont care, imma absorb Haruto's life force and shit
  • Shark: I hate IV cuz he burned my sister, imma get revenge
  • Thomas: Omg no pls
  • Miheal: *murders Astral*
  • Yuma: nooooooo
  • Astral: *comes back* hello
  • Yuma: Tron be nice to your children
  • Tron: no
  • Yuma: BE NICE TO YOUR CHILDREN
  • Tron: okay *lets go and falls into depths*
  • Dr.Faker: *kidnaps Yuma and Astral*
  • Shark and Kotori: We've got to save Yuma
  • Kaito: I want to save my little brother but I guess I can come along with you guys and help Yuma too
  • Astral: Yuma be free *throws yuma out*
  • Dr.Faker: Wait guys, no I love my kids. I just sacrificed the lives of my two best friends to save my youngest son from dying, I made a deal with a Bairan to save his life and now I gotta kill the Astral world or he'll get Haruto
  • Astral: wat
  • Vector: *shows up* hello!
  • Yuma: fuck off
  • Vector: okay
  • Yuma: well, everythings good now
  • Shark: Shit guys, the Barian's are invading and my sister is having some weird psychic power overload
  • Yuma: well thats not suspicious at all
  • Gilag: ayyy time to posses people
  • Rei: hello Yuma I'm super uber obsessed with you and I love you so much lets spend all our time together *fucks shit up*
  • Yuma: god dammit Shingetsu
  • Rei: oopsies
  • Astral: Shingetsu kinda fucks shit up a lot, I dont like him
  • Yuma: fuck you Astral
  • Alit: ayyyyyy Gilag wtf are you doing, don't fall in love on a mission *falls in love* *salsa music*
  • Alit: omg Yuma im rly gay for you. Let's be rivals
  • Yuma: okay
  • Alit: *gets beaten unconscious*
  • Gilag: Rei fucking did it. Im gonna get revenge
  • Yuma: okay Rei, I'll protect you
  • Rei: *fucks shit up*
  • Astral: *faints*
  • Rei: surprise I'm actually a space policeman
  • Yuma: sounds legit
  • Black Mist: Astral, let me out and I'll help you
  • Astral: no
  • Black Mist: pls
  • Astral: okay
  • Rei: omg Yuma help me I'm getting kidnapped!
  • Yuma: we've gotta save Shingetsu
  • Astral: *drives spaceship into Kaito's house* come on kids lets go
  • Vector: SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKERS, IM ACTUALLY REI SHINGETSU
  • Yuma: oh shit, I let him give me a Barian card
  • Astral: how dare you *goes insane*
  • Yuma: *Pushes Astral out a window* *becomes Zexal II*
  • Vector: well shit
  • Don Thousand: *awakens* hello I am the god of the Barian world
  • Astral: turns out Barians were humans that were killed violently then transformed into devilish aliens
  • Vector: Black Mist team up with me
  • Black Mist: *sexual pose* Okay
  • Black Mist: *stabs Astral*
  • Astral: *fucking blows him up*
  • Yuma: Astral don't die!
  • Astral: I'm sorry Yuma, take care of the numbers
  • Yuma: *depressed for 1000 episodes*
  • Mihael: Surprise! We're good guys now. Also I heard Astral died, it wasn't me this time btw
  • Kotori: we made a grave for Astral
  • Yuma: ...yay
  • Kaito: Me and Chris made a portal, we'll send you to Astral world
  • Yuma: *goes to Astral world*
  • Ena: hello, pls help us
  • Eliphas: go the fuck away
  • Yuma: not without Astral
  • Eliphas: I'm going to wipe astral's memory of you and reprogram him with his mission
  • Yuma: fuck no *saves Astral and hugs him*
  • Eliphas: maybe you aren't bad after all, now go off and save us from the Barian world
  • Yuma: Hey we're back!
  • Kaito: *unconscious*
  • Yuma: oh...
  • Heartland: HEY FUCKERS, IM NOT DEAD *gets burned alive*
  • Shark: guess what I'm a Barian now
  • Yuma: *faints*
  • Everyone: *dies*
  • Yuma: Everyone died because of me! *crying*
  • Vector: *kills his own fucking partners*
  • Kaito: *dies on the moon*
  • Mizeal: This isn't what I wanted
  • Yuma and Astral: *transform into Zexal III*
  • Don Thousand: well shit *absorbs Vector*
  • Kaito: *appears as a mystical dragon*
  • Zexal, Shark, and Kaito: *kill Don thousand*
  • Shark: fight me now
  • Yuma: no
  • Shark: *dies* goodbye Yuma
  • Everyone: *comes back to life*
  • Astral: Well Yuma, goodbye. Never stop smiling
  • Yuma: goodbye Astral!
  • The end
Astro Internet Friend AU

i couldn’t add gifs bc my computer is being a bitch so sorry :’) hopefully you all still enjoy ^-^ 

JinJin:

  • ok nerd
  • always makes dad jokes
  • “how are you doing today, jinwoo?”
  • “i know it’s cheesy, but i feel grate.”
  • then he laughs at his own joke for ten minutes
  • and it’s a MESS when mj ends up plopping down beside jinjin and making his own jokes
  • it’s a legit fuckin joke battle

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anonymous asked:

Hello I don't normally message people because talking to people is scary and I'm shy to the max but I just wanted to say that your au is perfect and I'm enjoying it so much even though there's only the one chapter so far and I'm legit excited to see where it goes (I just had a thought of Namjoon as a catwalk model and falling off and it made me giggle obscenely loud and it's 3am oops) so please keep it up friend~

omg thank you!! this means a lot cause i find it kinda difficult to initiate conversations too, so i get ur feels, friend ~~ but !!!!!! Thank you for loving the au even though there’s not much on it just yet !!!! I might introduce nams next because i don’t know why but i love him in this ((who am i kidding, i love all of them in this, when Chim comes in im gonna be dying omg)) 

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Rookie (but surprisingly good) Runway model Jeon Jungkook

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Editorial model Park Jimin

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Supermodel Kim Seokjin

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Newbie (but quickly gaining popularity) Stylist Kim Taehyung

I’m so into this au you have no idea ((I’d give more but these are the only members ive explicitly stated what their roles are but im so into this also brrah it’s 3am where you are?? It’s 1:30am here so i get u when it comes to staying up late and trying not to laugh really loud))

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What would it be like if Mary, or Marlene, or Dorcas, or Alice had raised Harry? (since we always hear about Sirius or Remus raising him)

  • Mary would’ve bought harry a bunch of stuff because she wouldn’t have known what to buy like oh merlin should I not have bought harry his own mini potato masher I wasn’t sure if he’s need one or not
  • Dorcas would legit just PUT HARRY DOWN like ANYWHERE like

‘hey Dorcas wheres har- WHY IS HE IN THE FRYING PAN’

  • Evangeline reading to Harry because she asked her sisters cousins aunt cat or smth and they said that baby’s who are read to are smarter and Marlene stop snorting this is a FACT okay i was TOLD THIS
  • Alice would make him little outfits and Marlene would take them and snitch swear words on them so Harry’s wearing this adorable green jumper with ‘FUCK IT’ written on it in caps
  • They go to the park and harry runs right up to this huge dog and mary is like NO NO while Dorcas throws her wand at it and Marlene gets prepared to fight
  • Alice being real sad one day because she’s raising her best friends kid without them and then Evangeline is like LETS PAINT HARRY’S NAILS so they paint his nails and laugh because they are so sad and so happy all at once
  • Mary drawing harry pictures on his bedroom wall and Dorcas colours them in and harry just thinks it’s the best thing in the world like LOOK AT THAT HUGE CAT ON THE WALL WOW
  • Marlene being like ‘I don’t hold babies’ and then picking up harry all the time bc hes there and she likes pinching his fat little legs and making him giggle.
  • Evangeline and mary LOSING HIM ONE TIME and they are LOOKING EVERYHERE and they’re  CRYING because OH MY G O D WE’VE LOST THE BABY and they calls alice who calls marlene who calls Evangeline and everyone RUSHES HOME LIKE HOLY SHIT HARRY and then a half hour later Dorcas turns up with harry because she took him for a walk and forgot to tell anyone

 ‘Marlene you need to stop swearing around harry’

‘fuck off macdonald’

  • Evangeline making faces at harry across the table and stopping whenever anyone looks
  • Alice playing hide and seek with him like she pretends to not know where he is and hes like AUNT ALICE IM DOWN HERE and she like HMM I WONDER WHERE MY DARLING HARRY IS
  • On Christmas marlene and mary put harry on top of the Christmas tree as the star and then the tree FALLS and Dorcas legit SKIDS ACROSS THE FLOOR to CATCH HIM before he FALLS TO HIS DEATH and its WILD but he SURVIVES and mary gets the WHOLE THING ON CAMERA 
  • Mary buying him a tiny little-kid toothbrush and helping him brush his barely–there teeth while alice takes photos and laughs because toothpaste is everywhere and their hearts ache because oh how lily and james would have loved this
  • Harry getting a shirt with ‘I WAS RASIED BY BABES’ on it with a photo of all five of them underneath that Dorcas made him and everyone hates it so in the middle of the night Evangeline and alice sneak out and burn it in the backyard
  • In the morning its like:

‘hey wheres that shirt I made harry’
‘WHAT SHIRT YOU MADE HARRY I DON’T REMEMBER ANY SHIRT HOW VERY STRANGE IT IS SUDDENLY GONE’ 

  • Marlene leaving post it notes for everyone everywhere like ‘WE NEED MILK’ and ‘WASH FRYING PAN BC DORCAS PUT HARRY IN IT AGAIN FOR FUCKS SAKE GET IT TOGETHER MEADOWS’
  • basically my girls giving harry the life he fucking deserved 

I’m going to wax poetic about Gargoyles here for a second, because I’ve been re-watching the series in little baby bits over the past few weeks and I am just…blown away with the depth of story-telling in this short-lived piece of glory from the mid-late 90s.

Elisa and Goliath are like…awesome. Elisa is awesome. Yeah, she falls off of buildings a lot, but Goliath almost gets fucking smashed like every damn day so it evens out.

Demona and Macbeth’s personal history is SO COMPLICATED ‘City of Stone’ is one of my favorite arcs in the entire series.

Fox, Xanatos, and Owen? I fucking love that dynamic. What a team. Wow. And that’s not even counting the fact that one of them is technically two people.

Arthurian legend, Shakespearean references, history, global folklore, fairytales (like the kind that kept kids in at night not like cinderella stuff), magic, aliens. A legit future vetted/written by the creator in which the planet is occupied by invaders from space.

It has literally everything, and the way that its all woven together just blows my mind. Yeah, it’s cheesy sometimes bc it was written with a more childish audience in mind (childish meaning someone who isn’t 20 but what the hell 20+ year old ppl can enjoy this show), and sometimes the messages are a little sociology/philosophy 101, but that stuff’s important for kids to learn. I mean, what cartoon bad guys don’t have laser guns and rly bad aim (after watching Jurassic World I’d argue that every side character in every action-oriented creative endeavor has just enough firearm accuracy to keep the plot moving).

This show can easily be transplanted into an adult context, and I think that’s what keeps drawing me back to it. I keep wanting to write gritty fanfic for it bc I KNOW it can go there. The show was written in the 90s and aired on Disney, so they couldn’t really talk about things like “Hey btw this character is gay” (Disney hardly does it now - and if you were wondering, it’s Lexington). Greg is awesome enough to answer questions like these about his characters even today, two decades after it aired. BUT imagine this show redone with all the same voice actors bc I’m 85% sure they’re all still active.

Think about what they could talk about. 

Idk, I just think about the potential for the series when I watch it, as well as enjoy the depth and dynamics already endowed in the characters, relationships, and story as they exist in the original series. 

Is it just me or does Gravity Falls teach some real legit lessons? Like most disney shows are “don’t lie, love, be a good person, forgive!”

But here we have morals like “revenge is underrated” and in this new episode “don’t let some holier-than-thou jerkface tell you you’re not a good enough person and have them manipulate and judge you when you’re doing the best you can.”

I feel like it’s stuff I wish someone had told me as a kid, instead of always letting myself get pushed around by trying to forgive everyone and be good for santa.

I just like that this show isn’t scared to teach kids something beyond “smile and be polite.”

Last night I began to rewatch the third season of Glee, because it was by far my favorite. When the scene from the first episode came on an it was at the scene where the Glee kids were trying to get everyone to dance in the cafeteria, I saw Sugar at one of the tables and freaked the hell out. I’ve had this theory that Sugar is Brittana’s long lost daughter from the future, and that she came back to reunite her parents so that they would fall in love again, but then I forgot that she was introduced in that episode and I got really disappointed. I legit though I was on to something. lmao