Lance and Matt BROTP (Latte)
Okay okay so we All know about the amazing langst potential with Matt around
But after that?
I just really want them to be best bros
Along the way they start talking. They discover that their sense of humor is almost the same and they have aLOt in common
*Keith walks into the room*
Matt: “is that a fucking Mullet. Who is that angsty teen over there”
Lance: “Thank u God for Pidge`s brother, Matt Holt, and my future husba-”
Pidge: “LANCE EW NO.”
*Green lion flying through the air*
Lance, muttering to himself:
“Oh shit whaddup-”
Matt, basically shouting into Shiro`s ear :
“-HERE COMES DAT BOI”
They talk about family, about how they both miss their moms. Lance tells Matt how he looks alot like his brother at home. Matt is just like “dude I can be your brother until u get back home” because that’s what Lance did to Pidge and Matt is forever grateful for that. He wants to return the favour.
What if one day they go on a diplomatic mission together and they managed to convince the aliens that voltron’s anthem was All Stars by Smashmouth??
They also manage to convince them that the sign of the alliance with Voltron is a finger gun dab?
Like dabbing but with finger guns
So like the Leader wanting to please Voltron commands their army to line up and yeah like there is a whole troop of millitants standing intimidatingly in front of the team. And then Suddenly the general shouts
“ATTENTION!” and all those scary buff ass soldiers dab in perfect syn c
The team LOSES their shit. Pidge is red faced, cackling , Hunk is wheezing so hard tears just keep streaming down his face, Keith is a little confused but chuckles, he is glad to see the team happy. Shiro is fighting hard to keep a straight face, his lips are turned up at the corners and his shoulders are shaking. Allura is just???? Coran is just shakes his head fondly because its That Thing Lance told him about and tries explaining it to the princess.
Lance introducing Matt to his “chill time”
It includes fabulous self care. Eg: face masks, nail polish, etc.
(“Katie touch my leg it’s so S m O O Th”)
Matt introduces Lance to his own “chill time” as well
Very fucking dramatic. It consists of launching themselves out of their lions, switching off their comms and screaming about how ‘life is a biTCH into the dark abyss of space where no one can hear them.
I bet they do little sleepovers where they gossip and do the whole self care routine
It will also usually include BLANKET FORTS.
And passwords and codenames.
Keith: “Cowboy McEmo”
He has to sing “Old McDonald had a farm” but instead it’s “Keith McEmo had a farm” or just brandish his knife threateningly
Pidge: “Gremlin” “WhatthehellisaPidge”
Has to say how cool Matt is in sonnets
Hunk: “Babe”, “Bro”, “Sweetheart,” basically any pet name in the world
Doesn’t need to do anything. But he insists and brings a snack or two anyways
Shiro: “Space dad,” “Naruto Scriptwriter”
Has to admit Matt is better at Mario Kart than he is (despite Matt being horrible at it)
((Thank u to my friend on Insta u know wh9 u are))