legendary sandwich

So I heard you like Shiro? I’m so proud of myself for actually finishing this and not leving it half-done on my desktop for 6 months (like I usually do~~). PS I know his mouth is uneven (he’s biting his lip, you just can’t tell because I HAVE NOT ZE SKILLZ… oh well).

I recorded this, too, so expect a speedpaint soonish. Enjoy~

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  • Pidge: I don’t care.
  • Hunk: You do care.
  • Pidge: You care, bitch.
  • Hunk: Well, um, Lance can you do me a favor? Hold her down, ‘cause I’m gonna hug her.
  • Pidge: No.
  • Hunk: Yes.
  • Pidge: No, you cannot.
  • Hunk: Oh, it’s coming. It’s happening! Come here! Come here! Yeah! Peanut brother sandwich!
  • Hunk and Lance: *hugging Pidge between them* Peanut brother sandwich! Peanut brother sandwich!

Shiro and Keith would make grilled cheese by throwing a cheese sandwich into the microwave and heating it up for two minutes

Part of me really wants to see Lance’s insecurities in season 3 manifest as he sees easy going Blue quickly accept a new pilot while he struggles to bond with the impulsive and stubborn Red lion.

But the rest of me wants a scene where the paladins are getting ready for their first training session with their new partners. Black accepts Keith without a fight, putting the team first as any good leader would. Red is sitting in the corner, nails clenched and growling softly. Lance is saying goodbye to Blue, petting her paw gently as he tells her to be good to Allura (he avoids looking at the Altean princess wearing his armour). He leaves her and approaches Red, who shifts back, hackles raised.

Then Blue, feeling the ball of pain and heartache and home sickness and insecurity flowing through her space son from their bond, jumps between them, nestling Lance between her legs protectively, teeth bared at Red. 

And roars.

Hunk and Lance talking about Keith

Hunk: How am I saying it wrong? His name is Keith.

Lance: No

Hunk: Keef?

Lance: It couldn’t be simpler.
K-E-I-F-T-H. Keifth. FTH, FTH.

I like almond butter, and I also like almond butter cookies. But I hate almonds, they’re so dry. Also I shake a lot, I mean in general, unrelated to almonds.
—  Rob
Commentary Crew Preference - Sleepover + the day after

A/N: bad lol. I was gone for like a week because some shit happened, apologies. Last night (week) took an L but tonight I bounce back.

Pyrocynical

  • Watching dumb videos on youtube up until like 3am. Probably started from like actual content then just turned into watching damn daniel vine compilations, until you both cried from laughter.
  • Coffee. Just lots of coffee. More coffee. 
  • Then, when you’d actually find your way into the bed, he’d make sure that there’s at least 10 pillows and 3 blankets
  • Then like an hour of just laughing and giggling and switching positions??
  • Cuddling, no exceptions. 
  • THE SLEEPY VOICE
  • Almost on the edge of falling asleep, then hearing him just say shit like “my name jeff,” and you’d both just die.
  • Waking up in a huge mess of pillows, blankets, everything.
  • Spending the morning just laying in the bed, being quiet and enjoying the moment. He’d probably play with your hair.
  • The day would consist of you two just being home, doing nothing. Playing games (G a r f i e l d  K a r t)
  • It ending in lots of goodbye kisses on the forehead.

ImAllexx

  • He’d have probably it all planned out. What to do at what hour etc. You went with the plan for like the first two hours and then just forgot it.
  • Baking!!! You love baking and you were not too bad in it either. Lots of brownies.
  • Helping him film videos and skits to them. Also discussing the video or it’s topic in general.
  • Talking about stuff. Could be serious like politics, recent news or then just a funny you tube video of a cat playing a piano 10 hour remix.
  • Watching a horror film all cuddled up on the couch.
  • Going to bed not too late.
  • Spooning. Him being the little spoon because of his small form.
  • You’d wake up at like 8am, few hours earlier than him. You’d also make breakfast for him.
  • Spending the day just doing random stuff, going outside for lunch.
  • A nice goodbye hug. A kiss on the cheek too.

NFKRZ

  • Watching him play CSGO just raging and screaming. Ablo Orman-style.
  • 95% of the time would be just you petting and playing with his cat.
  • He’d probably insist that you have to make a q&a video with him. 
  • When he would ask people on twitter to send questions, he’d get a bunch of replies with just “QnA with sister?” etc, and it would piss him off so much. You found it adorable.
  • You two recorded the video which was actually hilarious, but putting it on hold, not sure should he post it.
  • Touring around the big Soviet Union. He’d take you to KFC for the pengest munch. “Niggas gotta eat.”
  • When you got back it was really chilly so you decided to borrow, or atleast try one of his hoodies. You practically drowned in it.
  • Falling asleep quite fastly. A good and a cozy sleep.
  • Waking up at like 2pm. 
  • He’d make food, or atleast try. That’s what it looked like.
  • Plot twist; the food would actually taste really good.
  • A warm hug for the goodbyes. Tall boy.

Chubbs

  • Watching him record videos. You had to go to another room because you laughed a lot and you didn’t want to ruin the recording.
  • Starting beef with feminazis and cunts on twitter. He would either annihilate them or then just reply “haha yes.”
  • He would be surprised how good you were at beefing with people. You weren’t taking no shit and it only made him more attracted to you.
  • Despite his rather edgy and wild online persona, he’d be absolutely different in real life. Being very caring and loving. Appreciating every moment with you. Not saying he wouldn’t throw some funny and snarky comments at times.
  • Sleep over with out the sleeping.
  • Going to McDonald’s at 3am to get a big pack of nuggets and lots of cheeseburgers.
  • Then just doing random shit for couple of hours, still not tired.
  • Going for a deep™ walk outside and getting real deep. Talk about his issues and reassuring him that he is just perfect the way he is.
  • Watching films and shows on netflix and commentating over them. It would be actually hilarious. 
  • AMY SCHUMER BAD
  • Falling asleep on the couch, netflix playing in the background. Probably at like 6.30am
  • You’d fall asleep all cuddled up.  He’d find you absolutely adorable and just smile.
  • Waking up practically in the same position. Wanting to stay like that forever, but he’d have to take a piss. lol.
  • BIGGEST HUG + kiss on the forehead. Big boy.

BradDoesBanter

  • Despite his actually offensive and edgy personality online behaviour, he’d be actually the most caring and affectionate person. Lots of hugs and kisses.
  • Cooking food together
  • Commentating over FUCKH8 or BuzzFeed vids. Letting his more offensive side out. He’d probably record few vids on the go as well.
  • Playing GTA V for his gaming channel. Ad revenue important bro.
  • Going out quite late for a few beers. He’d get absolutely wasted over two pints. It would be actually hilarious to watch though.
  • Having fun for the most of the time. Listening to music, dancing, him trying to sing which you recorded for the blackmail material.
  • Him listening to your stories and things 100% enjoying it. Appreciating every thing you did in general.
  • Calling Niall, Billy and everyone else at 4am just to tell that they’re gay.
  • Cuddling that he would suggest, surprising you.
  • Waking up at about 10am, you’d have coffee and he would have his beloved orange juice. And that legendary sandwich. (inb4 “How to make a sandwich” -video)
  • Going to Tesco, to get some ice cream. (And more orange juice.)
  • When you would leave, he’d hug you but then after that kiss you. Smooth.

B O N U S

Bamanboi

  • Getting Chinese Take Away.
  • Having the best and the most intense arguments and conversations about politics, music, culture etc.
  • Subtweeting or just posting conversations about memes between you two on twitter, even though you were literally few meters away from each other. 
  • Playing CSGO. You were killing each other constantly and just 99% fucking around.
  • THE KETTLE WHEEZE/LAUGH.
  • Talking about his issues. He trusted you with these things, and you gave the best advice.
  • Critiquing and reviewing shows, games, albums, everything.
  • Staying up until about 2pm. Absolutely wild.
  • Waking up at 7pm, no regrets. 
  • C O F F E E. Overdose of C O F F E E.
  • A very long goodbye hug.

keith doesnt understand big sandwich???

Imagine how Burgerpants would feel if we told him how things work in America.

“What’s that little buddy?
You say that from where you are, having a full time job at 19 is rare? You are pulling my leg!”
“…student loans? Minimum wage? Sorry little buddy, I guess old men like me don’t know all the new lingo….. How much?…. Humans have to pay how much? But a one time fee of 1000 gold is all it takes down here… Two to four jobs? For how much? That’s less than a legendary hero sandwich! Why, little buddy that can’t be right, it’s okay, Mettaton berates me on not being able to do math all the time, it does help he has a built in calculator. Let me use the calculator on the register….”

“Oh….little buddy… At that interest rate… And that pay…. For that many hours… And an unemployment rate for the age group of elderly 19 year olds like myself being that high… You get sent to jail for smoking blunts?…..and all anyone cares about is what the popular attractive people say? There are people famous just for being attractive and coming from popular families?….”


“Little buddy. Take this cleaver I use to dice up the glue blocks in the back. Go on. Kill the king, do anything you have to, release the human souls. Whatever ya do, don’t let him break that barrier. I ain’t worked to get where I am today to lose everything. ”