The Legend of Zelda:
you haven't played any loz games since this one.
you own the entire legend of zelda animated series on vhs.
A Link to the Past:
you're an elitist snob and/or you hate yourself.
you just want to be able to beat someone else up with multiplayer.
you fuckin love whales.
Ocarina of Time:
good man. who doesn't like this game. your favorite band might be the beatles though.
your blog title is "welcome to my twisted mind"
Oracle of the Ages:
you're a twin. your sibling got pokemon blue version.
Oracle of the Seasons:
you're a twin. your sibling got pokemon red version.
you are easily distracted by bright colors and pretty music so the endless sailing never bothered you. you want link's grandmother to adopt you.
Four Swords Adventure:
you just want to be able to beat someone else up with multiplayer, but on the gamecube.
The Minish Cap:
you thought it was adorable that you could become really really small and explore. You also have the hots for vaati.
you were that kid in elementary school who was way too obsessed with wolves. Possibly a furry.
you want to marry linebeck. I don't understand you. You also managed to get all the different boat designs somehow. How the fuck did you get all the parts for the golden ship. I hate you.
you really liked that zelda was a kindof playable character. The overworld theme plays on repeat in your head at all times. Link is so cute as a conductor. Wow link is adorable
your wii controller actually worked so link's sword went where you swung it.
A Link Between Worlds:
you were endlessly entertained by just fuckin slamming link into walls. You found every painting link could stand behind so it looked like he had a funny head. chicken link is your god.
you've never actually played a real zelda game.