Taurus:whoever said orange is the new pink was seriously disturbed
Gemini:hi, I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.
Cancer:you must always have faith in others, and more importantly, you must always have faith in yourself
Leo:I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.
Virgo:I need a boyfriend who's not such a complete bonehead.
Libra:It's impossible to use a half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in - I saw it in the June Vogue a year ago. So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you've picked the wrong girl.
Scorpio:I'd pick the dangerous one because I'm not afraid of a challenge.
Sagittarius:[man whistles] I object!
Capricorn:the rules of hair care are simple and finite. Any Cosmo girl would've known.
Aquarius:oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch I try not to look so constipated.
Pisces:Oh Warner, do you remember when we spent those four amazing hours in the hot tub together after winter formal? Well this is so much better than that, excuse me I have some shopping to do.