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  • Rich: And your first name again is?
  • Jeremy: Jeremy.
  • Rich: And your boyfriend’s name is?
  • Jeremy: Michael-
  • Everyone: [gasps]
  • Jeremy: I’m sorry! I misunderstood! You said boyfriend, and- I thought you said best friend. Michael is my best friend!
  • Michael, gasping and standing up angrily: You bastard!
Legally Blonde the Musical ft. accurate song titles
  • Omigod You Guys: COURTNEY, TAKE YOUR BREAK(also Margot can speak to dogs wtf)
  • Serious: Plot twist, Warner is a dick
  • What You Want: Who needs a personal essay when you have the ENTIRETY OF UCLA
  • The Harvard Variations: share a BIT about ourselves
  • Blood in the Water: let's make no one want law career
  • Positive: either fight her or shake your ass
  • Ireland: pure sweet Paulette
  • Ireland (Reprise): pure sweet Paulette doesn't know where this metaphor is going.
  • Serious (Reprise): Warner is a dick pt.2
  • Chip on my Shoulder: Why go home for christmas when you can STUDY!!!!!
  • So Much Better: a good job > a dick + that one note no one can do
  • Whipped Into Shape: work out, protect yourselves and HOW DOES SHE SKIP AND SING AT THE SAME TIME
  • Take it Like a Man: pure bean turns into hot bean
  • Bend and Snap: picking up objects... sexy edition
  • There, Right There!/Gay or European: P R I D E
  • Legally Blonde: creepy professor ruins life
  • Legally Blonde (Remix): Redeemed bitch saves life + IRISH DANCING
  • Find My Way: everythings okay and destroyed gender roles
  • Tom: and this alleged affair with Belle has been going on for...?
  • Gaston: Two years.
  • Tom: and your first name is...?
  • Gaston: Gaston.
  • Tom: and your boyfriend's name is...?
  • Gaston: Lefou... I'm sorry, I misunderstand! You say 'boyfriend', I thought you say 'best friend'! Lefou is my <b> best friend</b>
  • Lefou: You bastard! You lying bastard!
  • Hercules: And your first name again is?
  • Alexander: Alexander.
  • Hercules: And your boyfriend’s name is?
  • Alexander: John-
  • Everyone: (gasps)
  • Alexander: I’m sorry! I misunderstood! You said boyfriend, and- I thought you said best friend. John is my best friend!
  • John, gasping and standing up angrily: You bastard!

SLYTHERIN:

“There’s a chip on my shoulder,
And it’s big as a boulder.
With the chance I’ve been given,
I’m gonna be driven as hell.
I’m so close I can taste it,
So I’m not gonna waste it,
Yeah, there’s a chip on my shoulder.
You might wanna get one as well.”

-Laurence O’Keefe + Nell Benjamin (Emmett Forrest: Legally Blonde the Musical: Chip On My Shoulder)

There’s something wounded about her, if you ask me.
—  Big Little Lies
"Depending on the time of day, the French go either way."

- Lafayette

RAVENCLAW:

“EMMETT: You know, this vanity’s real picturesque,
but it started its life as a desk.
Clear it off and find some room for books instead.
Can you live without this, can you live without that?
I don’t know what this is!
ELLE: It’s for hair.
EMMETT: Wear a hat!
Spend some time improving what’s inside your head.”

–Nell Benjamin + Laurence O'Keefe (Legally Blonde The Musical: Chip On Your Shoulder)

Burr: So, Alexander Hamilton this alleged affair with Ms. Reynolds has been going on for.

Alexander: Two years.

Burr: And your first name again is…?

Alexander: Alexander.

Burr: And you boyfriends name is…?

Alexander: John.

Everybody: *gasp*

Alexander: I-I’m sorry I misunderstood you I thought you said “best friend” John is my best friend.

Laurens: You bastard!