legal production

stuff that was (probably) overheard in the haus

holster: dude, which of these ties for the banquet?

ransom: well, I’d say this one looks better with your suit, but that one brings out those beautiful baby blues, bro

holster: …bro


nursey: how can you not appreciate this? it’s ART, man! it’s a huge fuck-you to society’s standards, to their rules, to their total control over how we all have to look and talk and think!

dex: just admit that you put your shirt on inside out by accident


shitty: as she simultaneously tackles and proves herself in yet another field of art, this is clearly some of ms. duan’s most inspiring work yet. the composition, the lighting, the sheer beauty of the subject-

lardo: all i asked was if you thought this selfie was good enough for instagram


bitty: what the HELL, jack. i thought you were my FRIEND. i thought you had my back. i thought you were my captain, i thought i could trust you…but you betrayed me. get out of my kitchen. i can’t look at you right now. i need to be alone

jack: bits, all i did was accidentally buy margarine


farmer: i was super into yu-gi-oh when i was a kid

chowder: damn that’s weird because i’m super into YOU-gi-oh right now

farmer: that was terrible and i love you


jack: where are a double double and a box of timbits when you need them, eh?

ransom: ugh i know

bitty: what language is this


holster: if i staged a one man production of legally blonde the musical would you come see it

ransom: yes but you have to come to my one man show of wicked

holster: deal


lardo: if you could have dinner with any person who died who would you have it with? i think i’d pick frida kahlo

shitty: whoever invented weed


jack: when i was little i used to have nightmares about global warming because i was afraid the ice would all melt so i couldn’t play hockey anymore

bitty: that is simultaneously adorable and heartbreaking


dex: okay so you literally know how to knit but the minute i play any journey music I’M the old man

nursey: i’m classy old. i’m a gracefully aging angela bassett. you’re a white dad at a barbecue whose secret spice is pepper

Makeup in Movies

Being the beauty addict I am I can’t help but pay attention to the numerous beauty products that appear as props in movies…

How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days is filled with beauty products which isn’t surprising since Andie Anderson (Kate Hudson) works at a top Women’s magazine. Throughout the film Revlon appears with nail polishes and advertisements in “Composure”. Later on we can see an array of products that Andie has placed in Ben’s bathroom such as: Revlon Nail Polish, a Stila Palette, and an Estee Lauder Cleanser.

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Well, I finally found the time to work on my shot for @gemanimate 2. The original shot had some pretty dramatic dialogue but visually I felt it was a little flat so I rejigged it a little to be a bit more “cinematic”. 

While I was working on this today I got given 2 weeks notice by the studio that employs me, after almost 3 years of service to them and spending thousands of my own dollars to be able to leave Canada and come back to continue working for them on a new VISA. Sounds like its because they cant find enough work to sustain my role (I cant legally work on Canadian productions on my VISA due to how the tax credits system works) Getting this animation done feels pretty bitter sweet. If anyone is looking for commissions etc I am opening myself up to try to save the money in the next few months I need in order to ship myself and all my equipment back to Australia. <3

A product’s resources are farmed, mined, or harvested. The farmers, miners or harvesters are paid for their labors so that they can pay for bills and groceries.

The product is manufactured and labelled. The farms, mines or other are paid for their services so that they can afford continuing to sustain their own businesses. The manufacturers are paid for their labors so that they can pay for bills and groceries.
(Note: for each green, clean or guilt-free label, the manufacturer is additionally charged for verification and legal certification.)

The product is packed and loaded onto distributors’ trucks for delivery. The drivers are paid for their labors so that they can pay for bills and groceries.

The product is unpacked and priced in the back of a retail store and stocked in the aisles by the retailers assigned accordingly. The manufacturing company is paid for its services so that it can afford continuing to sustain its own business.

The product is charged and sold accordingly at check-out. The store is paid for its services so that it can afford continuing to sustain its own business. The retailers are paid for their labors so that they can pay for their bills and groceries.

If you have a problem with the price of a product, don’t act like it’s the cashier’s fault.

captain-dorrito  asked:

*shoves past carts and racks* *moves "closed" sign out of the way* *ducks under the rope line* *climbs mount doom* *destroys 7 horcruxes* *blows up the death star* *approaches counter where I am wrapping up food/ throwing away waste/ using chemicals that aren't legally allowed around the production of food* "excuuuuse me but are you still open, please I just need 1 sandwich" -_- bitch we have pre made stuff on the wall. Eat that.

What do you mean your closed. What am I suppose to feel my baby. “Well there is a 7-11 across the street”


anonymous asked:

i'm in a school production of Legally Blonde and our middle aged white mom choreographer incorporated dabbing into one of our last routines. i have to dab to the tune of an irish jig. send help.

Honestly talking about “spooky business” just gives me a mental image of a bunch of bland-faced people in suits sitting around a table at like. a board-room meeting. One of them produces a briefcase, sets it on the table, opens it. Some kind of unholy eldritch entity is inside, wailing the song of the slow collapse of the universe.

Several people nod. Two of them make studious notes on legal pads.

It is another productive day at work.

Day 38 / 100 days of productivity 

Woke up early this morning because I had to go to my internship in the city at 9am. I also finally finished Jonathan Safran Foer’s Eating Animals and I’m going to start When Breath Becomes Air by Paul Kalanithi on the train to my parents’ house this evening. Lastly, I began constructing a post about what to do and how to handle finishing your undergraduate degree!

          If this sketch of Alex hugging Michael isn’t enough to show you guys how much I am grateful for this then I don’t know what will tbh BUT before I can continue on with this sappy journey of mine, I would like to personally thank Shinjikun from @drawsrs for making this touching piece :’)) her art pieces give me LIFE and you guys should DEFINITELY commission them once their commission slots are open!!
          But yes, as I’ve learned from the last bias list that I’ve made, I wanted keep things short above the cut so: for those of you who haven’t seen my SAPPY MESSAGE OF GRATITUDE in the GIVEAWAY post, you can read it HERE  { it’s under the cut btw }; I’ll expand my never-ending gratitude and love further under the cut for this post as well. After I’ve tagged my mutuals for the bias lists, I’ll tag my closer mutuals afterwards for a special message that’s also below the cut!! 
          Alright before I get on with the business, I just want to let you guys know that even though you aren’t mentioned on this list, I’m still grateful that you chose to follow me and just..put up with all of my rping stuff. I would’ve left a long time ago if it weren’t for you guys continuously showing interest about my muse and the game she’s from and..I don’t know if I can ever say this enough but- thank you. THANK YOU for making my experience on Tumblr a phenomenal one!!

THE BEACH BASH HYPE aka the mututals from night surprise studios { or oxenfree fan artists in general }, and the mutuals who’ve always liked my posts- i see you, and you’re not getting away so easily without a shoutout!! 
olly.     @edwardsisland, @michaelstrietz, @firstorderelite@zctsubou, @paytno, @audgpog, @sanzuwuya, & @kalreyno!!

THE COOL KIDS ON THE DASH aka the mutuals who i adore from afar & the mutuals who are pretty chill. you guys are awesome, and keep doing you!!
olly.     @notyourprinccss@manaborn, @polaroidreveries, @pvssywhipped / @coqcette, @navigrave@desbearer, @kyoukokiwigiri, @ceruleansniper@niflheimqueen, @junesreceipt, @lamentis, @itsfuckinpink@jigenxmusouka, @femaletype, @ofgelum, @ofstygian@alltheoutsarenthere, @radiowielding, @skippedschool, @ophantasma, @jokeren@forgottenelysium, @ilcomplice@tiaarra, @sadiques, @hakureimaiden / @erosgiven, @saiichii, @spottedcharms, @kunaine@iliyovunjika@skullheist, @fatedly, @vagrantryuko, @righteoustold / @fausselune@picarexque / @marbledichor, @rationalclover, @doppiavitas@moanaialiki, & @blazerought!!

& THE BREAKFAST CLUB aka the “fam” in “oxenfam,” you guys are the real mvps. check out your special message under the cut!!
ox.enfree.      @enquiren@wonderbrownie, @oxenfreers, @gamenu / @gooselullaby, @favdream, @narxkami / @dietted, @nxrestfxrthewicked, @kaminotsumahajiki, @pandakong, @nightschoolstudio, @clqrissa / @oxensfree

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Crystal Meth: What You Should Know

Crystal meth is the common name for crystal methamphetamine, a strong and highly addictive drug that affects the central nervous system. There is no legal use for it.

It comes in clear crystal chunks or shiny blue-white rocks. Also called “ice” or “glass,” it’s a popular party drug. Usually, users smoke crystal meth with a small glass pipe, but they may also swallow it, snort it, or inject it into a vein. People say they have a quick rush of euphoria shortly after using it. But it’s dangerous. It can damage your body and cause severe psychological problems.

Where Does It Come From?

Methamphetamine is a man-made stimulant that’s been around for a long time. During World War II, soldiers were given meth to keep them awake. People have also taken the drug to lose weight and easedepression. Today, the only legal meth product is a tablet for treatingobesity and attention deficit hyperactivity disorder (ADHD). It’s rarely used and is available only by prescription.

Crystal meth is made with the ingredient pseudoephedrine, which is found in many cold medicines. It helps ease congestion. Because it’s used to make meth, the federal government closely regulates products with this ingredient.

Most of the crystal meth used in this country comes from Mexican “superlabs.” But there are many small labs in the U. S. Some are right in people’s homes. Making meth is a dangerous process because of the chemicals involved. Along with being toxic, they can cause explosions.

How Does It Make You Feel?

The powerful rush people get from using meth causes many to get hooked right from the start. When it’s used, a chemical called dopamine floods the parts of the brain that regulate feelings of pleasure. Users also feel confident and energetic.

A user can become addicted quickly and soon finds he will do anything to have the rush again. As he continues to use the drug, he builds up a tolerance. That means he needs higher doses to get the same high. The higher the dose, the higher the risks.

What Are the Effects?

  • Meth can make a user’s body temperature rise so high he could pass out or even die.
  • A user may feel anxious and confused, be unable to sleep, have mood swings, and become violent.
  • Looks can change dramatically. A user may age quickly. His skinmay dull, and he can develop hard-to-heal sores and pimples. He may have a dry mouth and stained, broken, or rotting teeth.
  • He may become paranoid. He may hear and see things that aren’t there. He may think about hurting himself or others. He may also feel as though insects are crawling on or under his skin.
  • A meth user is at higher risk for HIV/AIDS. The drug can affect judgment and lessen inhibitions. Someone under the influence of the drug may be more likely to engage in risky behaviors, such as unsafesex.

What Are the Signs Someone Is Using Meth?

Have you noticed changes in someone you care about? Consider these signs:

  • Not caring about personal appearance or grooming
  • Obsessively picking at hair or skin
  • Loss of appetite and weight loss
  • Dilated pupils and rapid eye movement
  • Strange sleeping patterns – staying up for days or even weeks at a time
  • Jerky, erratic movements; twitching; facial tics; animated or exaggerated mannerisms; and constant talking
  • Borrowing money often, selling possessions, or stealing
  • Angry outbursts or mood swings
  • Psychotic behavior, such as paranoia and hallucinations

How Meth Addiction Is Treated

Meth addiction is one of the hardest drug addictions to treat, but it can be done. If you know someone with the problem, don’t try to help him by yourself. Users need a professional counselor or drug treatment program

i knew writing extremely regionally flavored fic set in the 80s would involve a lot of research

but man it involves a lot of research

4 / 100 days of productivity

april 4th 2017

just revising some old legal studies notes! today I had a debating tournament, unfortunately my team lost, however the adjudicator said it was the closest debate (score wise) that he’d ever adjudicated in, which has to count for something! 

Okay, but hear me out: a production of Legally Blonde: The Musical where nothing is different except Emmett is Emma

Young girl watches her mom get abused by a string of violent men and vows to go to law school to buy her mom a house with the money she wins from prosecuting domestic abusers

She graduates and gets a job at a firm where the senior partner sexually harasses his female employees–she is either ignored by him (as a perhaps masc-presenting lesbian) or gets harassed by him and grits her teeth because she just wants that house for her mom SO MUCH

And then there’s another young woman. She’s in love with an asshole of a guy, but Emma shows her what potential she could have if she just focused on herself. In return, the girl shows her how to stand up to her boss (and how to dress)

In the end Elle proposes to Emma and all her sorority sisters are SO EXCITED for their president’s wedding where she will marry a woman

Queer-inclusive sorority

Bisexual Elle Woods


theuninvitedghost  asked:

Can you please explain what the perceived problem is with including both +1/+1 and -1/-1 counters in the same set? Anecdotally, I remember no one having a problem playing with Lorwyn blocks (with +1/+!) and Shadowmoor blocks (with -1/-1) together.

The two can coexist in Standard. Otherwise, we could never do one of them. We keep them separate in limited formats of Standard-legal products. Lorwyn and Shadowmoor were never played together in limited.

Woo i got back from seeing a high school production of Legally Blonde (which was super great btw) with my sister and now my sister and dad are pissed off and i feel like garbage.