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anonymous asked:

Your hc are bomb! Please do more!!!!!!

  • Okay so one day in 8th grade Farkle just walks into the classroom and is met by the sight of Riley Matthews
  • Arms folded across her chest
  • Leaning back in her seat
  • Glaring at him like she’s about to banish him into the pits of hell
  • And everyone else is like “literally wtf” but Farkle apparently immediately reads her mind and smirks and starts glaring back at her, folds his arms and leans back on Cory’s desk
  • And they’re just having this fucking stare down for like 10 minutes in absolute silence before Zay is like “seriously what the hell”
  • And Farkle, not breaking eye contact, just goes “She’s pissed off that I’m taller than her now”
  • And eventually class has to start so their stare off is a draw but if you think Riley’s about to let go of this you are very mistaken
  • She loved being taller than Farkle holy shit
  • And when he started getting taller and they were the same height, she was like “Okay, fine, I can adapt to this.”
  • But taller than her? That boy has some fucking nerve,
  • But when she tries to start the glare off again at lunch he’s like “Don’t most girls stop growing taller around this age? No amount of moping is gonna help you here, Riles”
  • So she throws a bit of her sandwich at him but inside she’s like “Shit he’s right but he also needs to suffer I’m gonna need a new approach here”
  • The next week, they’re at rehearsal for the school play that they’re both in and he had to climb on the scaffolding to get something and when he was up there Riley grabbed a mic and gave an incredibly passionate and  moving performance of “Giants In The Sky” from itw
  • Gave the whole performance standing still, flipping him off, and not breaking eye contact lmao
  • Everyone was cracking the hell up
  • So he’s like “really we wanna do this Matthews”
  • So that night after she’s asleep he hacks into all her social media and changes her name to “Thumbelina”
  • Also hacks into the school records and changes her name to “Thumbelina Shorty Matthews”
  • And of course the next day all the teachers are confused when they see the new name on their roster so they say it out loud expecting a new student and as the students laugh Riley is plotting murder omg
  • Maya is trying to figure out what it means for her if Riley’s considered short now
  • Zay and Lucas are very amused omg
  • Okay so then Riley starts going for the classic “How’s the weather up there, Stretch” bullshit but she’ll be screaming it across the hallway so everyone looks at him
  • So they go back and forth like that for a while right 
  • Suddenly they’re in 9th grade and RILEY HAS A GROWTH SPURT AND IS NOW TALLER THAN FARKLE AGAIN
  • SHE’S ELATED
  • HE WALKED INTO THE BAKERY, SAW HER STANDING, AND SCREAMED BLOODY MURDER
  • It was a friendly rivalry before. Now it’s war holy shit
  • So he starts trying to convince everyone Riley’s on steroids or some shit
  • No one actually believes him but since she’s trying out for a bunch of sports teams she’s legally forced to take drug tests and now she’s out for blood
  • Takes copies of every picture she has ever taken with Farkle where he is visibly shorter, covers his face with Mike Wazowski’s covered face from Monsters Inc., posts them on the schools website
  • It trends for like two days
  • He responds by photo shopping her face onto the beast from “Maggie and the Ferocious Beast” and posts those on the school website
  • They too start trending
  • But only after Riley saw the pictures and photo shopped Farkle’s face onto Maggie’s body lmao
  • He sarcastically suggests in class that she dress up as King Kong for Halloween
  • She manages to find a ‘Sexy King Kong’ costume and comes up to him at the Halloween party, whispers “does this make you my damsel in distress?” in his ear, and smirks whenever she catches him staring at her at the party
  • Lowkey the beginning of the end for smarckle there lol
  • One day when he’s in gym class, she sneaks into the boys locker room, steals all his clothes, and replaces them with a fucking Ewok costume
  • HE HAD GYM 4TH PERIOD AND HIS PARENTS WERE OUT OF TOWN HE HAD TO BE DRESSED LIKE THAT ALL DAY
  • But then, a few weeks later:
  • FARKLE HITS ANOTHER GROWTH SPURT
  • Riley saw him, said “I’m gonna give you a black eye”
  • He said “You can’t reach my face, Potter.”
  • She screamed in frustration
  • This just keeps going on and on for like all of high school holy shit why are they so tall
  • She’ll have a growth spurt and mutter something like “Drink your damn milk, Elric” and he just screams because when did she become a weeb
  • One day in 11th grade while Farkle was taller, he walked into the school to see the hallways and lockers completely covered of pictures of him as the Green Giant
  • One time during a period where Riley was taller, Farkle had been running the school’s news station and aired a video speculating ridiculous conspiracy theories about how Riley is so freakishly tall while the X-Files theme played in the background
  • The entire school is obviously aware of the feud and everyone loves it and waits for the next development
  • Sadly, however, everyone has to stop growing at some point, and the war ends with Farkle at 6"7 and Riley at 6"2
  • Of course, she can always achieve 6"7 and higher with the right pair of heels 😂😂😂😂
If you legalize and decriminalize drugs, you take the glamour out of it and you take the gangs out of it, you take the drug dealers out of it and you make it a less glamorous thing.The perfect example would be prohibition, Yeah, there’s going to be those who are alcoholics, but you know, they’ll get help. That’s evidence of a deeper wound – a deeper pain that people need help with.
—  Don Johnson