Elsita: What the hell do you want?
Lefty Lem: I’m from the Papen County Historical Society. We’d like to photograph these premises for our 87th Annual Mills of the Wind Papen County Collector’s Calendar.
Elsita: Where’s your camera?
Lefty Lem: It’s in the car.
Elsita: You’re lying. But I’m bored.
Season 1, Episode 4