[text] Make sure you’re alone- I don’t want anyone else seeing what I’m about to sent you. 😏
hi, what’s up?
nothing, was just thinking about you.
awww!! are you enjoying your day off? (without me ☹️)
yeah but i’m a little bored. what are you doing right now? is it busy in the store?
no, the usual. why?
can you make sure you’re alone? i don’t want anyone else seeing what i’m about to send you.
am i getting a dick pic?
do you wanna get a dick pic?
well… yeah? i guess
could you sound any less excited?
YAAAY A DICK PIC
you’re not getting a dick pic.
oh come on, i was joking!
no you ruined it for yourself
oh baby. can i please have a dick pic?
you’re an idiot. come on send me the pic
please? (i’m pouting)
you really want it?