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Howl City.

Spongebob Sentence Meme
  • "Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets."
  • "Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
  • "Horseradish is not an instrument either."
  • "Can I be excused for the rest of my life?"
  • "The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma."
  • "SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!"
  • "Not insertive-!"
  • "BeepBeep."
  • "That hat makes you look like a girl."
  • "Am I a pretty girl?"
  • "I wait for you to come back."
  • "I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb."
  • "Just get outta here you stupid, dumb animal!"
  • "Just the three of us. You, me, and this brick wall you built between us."
  • "Dumb people are always blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are."
  • "EEEEVIIIIIL!"
  • "Did you try setting it to Wumbo?"
  • "Not when I set it to MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE."
  • “Well, it’s no secret that the best thing about a secret is secretly telling someone your secret, thereby adding another secret to their secret collection of secrets, secretly.”
  • "I'm ugly and I'm proud."
  • "LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!"
  • "It's not just a boulder: it's a rock!"
  • "I can't see my forehead."
  • "I'm already hearing voices!"
  • "I... am a man!"
  • "Any particular reason you took your pants off?"
  • "Goodbye, everyone. See you all in therapy."
  • "You can't fool me: I listen to public radio."
  • "I went to college!"
  • "Can I have everyone's attention? I need to use the bathroom."
  • "Fine, I guess you're gonna miss... the panty raid."
  • "A five letter word for happiness: money."
  • "How long? How long have I been ugly?"
  • "As long as I can remember. You poor ugly thing, you."
  • "If I were to die right now in some sort of fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would just be okay."
  • "Don't run for the bus. Especially one that's going up at a 90-degree angle."
  • "I don't know why, but I think I'll kick _____'s butt tomorrow."
  • "MY LEG!"
the signs as annoying types of people on tumblr dot com
  • aries: gets into heated arguments with children over cartoon characters and ships
  • taurus: i'm right. everyone else is wrong. no. i will not budge on this i know everything i took a psychology class 10 years ago
  • gemini: vagues about their friends constantly
  • cancer: every. single. post. is begging for attention and crytyping
  • leo: still into superwholock, and still makes posts like a 12 year old in 2014
  • virgo: constantly reblogs posts that claim they'll give you a shoutout and boost your followers
  • libra: that one person that adds their commentary to every post whether it's relevant or not
  • scorpio: porn bots
  • sagittarius: thinks that posting about polyamorous relationships in ship tags will make things simmer down. does not realize they're making it worse.
  • capricorn: the token cis straight person that adds onto posts thinking they understand all forms of oppression. well meaning, but gets on everyone's nerves tbh
  • aquarius: way too serious about anime
  • pisces: "henlo my smol beans!!!!"
1776: A Summary
  • John Adams: INDEPENDENCE
  • Congress: JOHN SHUT UP
  • John Adams: Saltpeter
  • Abigail: Pins
  • John Adams: Saltpeter
  • Abigail: Pins
  • John Adams: Saltpeter
  • Abigail: Pins
  • John Adams: What a woman
  • Adams and Franklin: We need you to do a thing
  • Richard H. Lee: LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
  • Hancock: Okay Congress lets do the thing we do
  • Richard H. Lee: I DID THE THING LEE LEE LEE LEE LEE
  • Hancock: Independence discuss now
  • Adams: YES
  • Dickinson: NO
  • Morris: New York abstains
  • Morris: COURTEOUSLY
  • Hancock: Go write a declaration
  • Adams: Jefferson write the thing
  • Jefferson: I dont wanna write the thing
  • Adams: YOURE GONNA WRITE THE THING
  • Adams: Here's your wife now write the thing
  • Franklin: THEY'RE HAVIN THE SEX
  • Courier: ah you thought this was a funny play about the founding fathers making sex jokes guess what WRONG
  • Thomas: I wrote the thing
  • Adams: I like the thing
  • Adams: The country's bird will be the eagle
  • Jefferson: The dove
  • Franklin: The turkey
  • Adams and Jefferson: Franklin wtf
  • Congress: *ARGUING*
  • Adams and Jefferson: No slavery
  • Rutledge: MOLASSES AND RUM AND SLAAAAAAAAVES
  • Adams: FINE COMPROMISE
  • Wilson: *grows a spine but not really*
  • Dickinson: bye
  • Hancock: Let's sign the thing
  • Congress: *signs the thing*
  • THE END