The Signs as Quotes by Patrick Star
  • Aries:"East? Oh. I thought you said Weast."
  • Taurus:"Are you Squidward?.... That's okay, take your time."
  • Gemini:"Is mayonnaise an instrument?"
  • Cancer:"Liar liar plants for hire."
  • Leo:"FINLAND!"
  • Virgo:"I am not a krusty krab."
  • Libra:"Firmly grasp it in your hand."
  • Scorpio:"Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end."
  • Sagittarius:"Where's the leak, ma'am?"
  • Capricorn:"MY NAME'S NOT RICK!"
  • Aquarius:"When in doubt, pinky out."
  • Pisces:"Leedle-leedle-leedle-ee!"