vixx: a summary

Originally posted by sirio-r98

this is pure cancer. do not listen to anything im about to say because it’s all garbage (but it’s more than likely true okay they some weird muffins)

Originally posted by layzyxxx

cha hakyeon

  • mom friend™
  • lowkey wants to kill his children
  • talented at everything
  • husband material
  • “you’re doing amazing, sweetie”
  • petty af
  • extra
  • can move his hips in unholy ways
  • needs a vacation
  • scared of everything
  • secretly a kinky fuck

Originally posted by bbcinspiritstarlight

jung taekwoon

  • doesn’t give a shit
  • actual grandpa
  • wants like twenty dogs, eleven cats, a pig, and a small army of children
  • needs to stop drinking so much coffee
  • highkey done with sanghyuk
  • will be the best goddamn dad in the whole world
  • will kidnap your baby
  • or your dog
  • sits like a queen™
  • acts like everyone is annoying, but really it’s him
  • daddy long legs
  • looks like a hamster when he eats

Originally posted by taek-danada

lee jaehwan

  • literal ray of sunshine
  • his cuteness can make you vomit
  • sappy af
  • high notes make me bust a nut
  • deserves the world
  • needs to stop
  • weird
  • also can be hella rude
  • his favourite actress is usher
  • eats his cereal in a wardrobe
  • doesn’t know how to act right
  • the closer era was his best fucking fight me binch

Originally posted by bangtan-feels

kim wonshik

  • sounds like a garbage truck
  • ball of fluff
  • also highkey a rude piece of shit
  • dirty minded af
  • needs a shower
  • sleeps like the dead
  • is he asleep or is he dead you’ll never know unless he’s snoring
  • kinda gay #raken
  • his dog is cuter than him
  • low pain tolerance
  • scared of bugs (even ones that can’t hurt you)
  • looks like a Korean ryan gosling (he’s more beautiful than ryan fight me binch)

Originally posted by hemoglobiniseverywhere

lee hongbin

  • everything that comes out of his mouth is pure acid
  • cringe king
  • needs to look in a mirror
  • cocky shit when he plays overwatch
  • lowkey a serial killer
  • id let him step on me
  • too far up park hyoshin’s ass
  • ( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)
  • secretly plotting to kill everyone
  • “im a bean so I dressed in green”
  • would sell you to satan for one cornchip

Originally posted by monochromatic-vixx

han sanghyuk

  • stop
  • please
  • has surpassed the other members
  • throws everyone (especially taekwoon) around like a ragdoll
  • likes to establish dominance
  • lowkey a furry
  • watches too much anime
  • lil shit
  • probably on steroids
  • needs to shut the fuck up and drink his milk (won’t because he’s lactose intolerant)
  • definitely has a stash of weird porn somewhere (mostly hentai)
  • highkey fine af, but also highkey still a child