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ghost!minhyuk [REQUESTED]
  • so this is for the mx supernatural au anon
  • i’m doing vampires and werewolves later on so imma do ghost!minhyuk
  • okay so
  • he has absolutely no idea why he died
  • or why he’s a ghost for that matter
  • so he’s just literally been living through the people who live in the apartment he’s haunting
  • and he gets really invested in their lives but they can never see him
  • he always just helps them out 
  • like when he helps that one nerdy tenant with his games 
  • that tenant always wins the game if he plays in the apartment
  • and like he also helped the art major who ALWAYS almost drinks paint water 
  • but he has these weird habits that creeps out the tenants
  • like he always sings with them in the shower
  • and they always leave bc they’re scared of him 
  • poor bby
  • he’s been haunting your new apartment for 15 years now
  • and like no one has lived there for longer than 3 months 
  • apparently they can hear weird singing in the shower at like 3 am 
  • and since you are vv broke and the apartment is vv cheap, you were like what the hell
  • and you could feel something was wrong with the house even as you were checking it out but
  • cHEAP APARTMENT how does one pass that opportunity up? 
  • plus, you got this neighbor named wonho who’s hot and hella ripped
  • soooooo, you don’t really mind. moving on
  • so when you moved in nothing was weird 
  • like in your first day everything was so ordinary that you thought the land owner was just messing with you
  • like, there’s no flickering lights? it doesn’t get chilly at all? the picture frames don’t really move? 
  • but really, you just spoke too soon
  • bc like, as you were getting ready for bed at like 1am bc you gotta hella stuff to do
  • you had a lot of dramas you needed to watch ok
  • so when you were having your shower jamming to mcr
  • you suddenly hear someone singing along with you
  • and it sounds good and you don’t really mind it until you realize that your neighbor wonho went out and there’s no one living on your other side bc your apartment is at the end of the hallway
  • and like the voice is male
  • and the floor below you is an old woman. the one above you is a college student who’s also a girl
  • so who are you having a duet with?
  • and your mildly creeped out bc holy shit is there a ghost in your apartment?
  • and we all know the answer is yes
  • so you try to calm your shaking hands and trying your hardest to pray bc that’s what your friend changkyun does when he’s gonna eat, when he’s scared, when he’s gonna study, when he’s going to cook bc he can’t cook for shit
  • your surprised by the ghost saying ‘you have an awesome music taste’
  • and you almost scream (keyword: ALMOST) 
  • but then minhyuk covers your mouth and reveals himself
  • like ‘surprise? please don’t scream, halmeoni is sleeping downstairs.’
  • and you don’t scream because somehow this ghost? seems? really? nice? and also rlly attractive 
  • and so he’s like ‘my name is minhyuk. im a ghost’
  • you: no shit sherlock.
  • but yeah 
  • him: wait. you can see me?
  • you: dude. why would you talk to me in the first place? if you didn’t think i saw you?
  • him: uh it was an experiment. the old tenants can only hear me, that’s why they get scared. but you can see me right?
  • and you’re like: yeah
  • him: omg! im not dreaming right? tell me this is a dream!
  • you: idk you tell me
  • and you literally had a whole conversation with minhyuk about how long he’s been a ghost and if he knew about the hot neighbor
  • and you only realize that you were nude when minhyuk pointed it out
  • which ends up with both of you guys blushing 
  • so he leaves the bathroom to give you time to fix yourself and contemplate if you’re leaving or not
  • and he lowkey doesn’t want you to leave bc you’re the first person who actually saw him and held a conversation with him
  • and he even paces back and forth outside of the bathroom while you’re dressing
  • and when you get out he’s like ‘i understand if you want to leave the apar-’
  • but you cut him off with a ‘nah, you may be a ghost but you seem aight. plus the apartment is cheap’
  • and he sMILES
  • and you sort of feel like every problem you had just resolved itself on its own
  • and his smile is so beautiful you just? 
  • you can’t help but smile back at him
  • and its a hell of a ride from then on
  • you gain an alarm clock and a radio oh and a friend
  • he always wakes you up on time,,,,,,, but that doesn’t mean he does it nicely
  • he literally screams in your ears until you get up from your bed
  • and he always sings you to sleep aWWWWW minhyuk sing me to sleep pls
  • and he also watches rom com movies/dramas with you and you don’t even have to ask, he always asks you first
  • and he also says these really corny pickup lines from time to time
  • but he mostly says puns
  • he even picks out your outfit bc he has good fashion sense
  • AND TAKES PICTURES OF YOUR OUTFIT FOR YOU
  • and it’s almost like you have a boyfriend
  • and honestly, you don’t really mind. in fact you actually like it you like him you mean
  • because minhyuk is there to cheer you up when you’re sad
  • he’s there to sort of cuddle you when you feel like shit
  • and he’s there to make fun of you so things are interesting
  • and tbh he rlly likes it too he rlly likes you too
  • loves it even lOVES YOU
  • this boi is a romantic and he loves that even if he is a ghost, he still has someone to take care of
  • and sometimes you take care of him too
  • like he doesn’t need to be taken care of a lot bc he’s not exactly alive but, well, you treat him like he is
  • and it warms his heart when you share your blanket with him
  • and when you cook for two people even if you’re the only one eating
  • but it makes him sad because he’s just a ghost
  • and whatever it is that’s going on between the two of you, will never be real
  • because you’re human, and he feels bad that you’re stuck with him
  • so he comes up with a brilliant plan
  • and its shitty, but he thinks it’s for the best
  • !!!!!he sets you up with your neighbor wonho!!!!!
  • you don’t notice at first
  • like he secretly puts your mail with wonho’s so you’d interact
  • and you think its! just! a! coincidence!
  • so you start talking to wonho more and more
  • and it makes minhyuk jealous and sad at the same time
  • but he tells himself that you deserve better than some ghost
  • you even go on a date with wonho
  • but tbh, you just couldn’t feel anything with wonho 
  • and even if you were out with wonho, it was like your heart and mind were somewhere else
  • all you could think of was, what was minhyuk doing? what would we talk about, if he was on this date with me? 
  • and it dawns on you that you actually like minhyuk 
  • so you apologize to wonho bc you really have to leave and you’re really sorry that you couldn’t make this work its just that your heart is already with someone else
  • and he just smiles and tells you to hurry up and tell the person you like 
  • and you run home to find minhyuk crying to himself on your bed bc you’re together with wonho now
  • you can never be with him
  • and it breaks your heart
  • so you run to him and hug him with all your might and tell him you love him 
  • and he just stares at you with tears running down his beautiful face 
  • and you kiss each of them away while holding him by his cheeks
  • and you say: i love you minhyuk. i don’t care if you’re a ghost. I.LOVE.YOU.
  • and he doesn’t say anything. he just kisses you
  • and you’re surprised bc, what
  • why can you feel his lips on yours? and they feel rlly good
  • and you open your eyes and wonho is in your room and you and minhyuk start screaming like crazy because
  • HOW THE FRICK FRACK DID WONHO GET HERE?
  • long story short apparently minhyuk was cursed by some jealous ass witch who thought minhyuk was seducing his love
  • but minhyuk didn’t it was some other minhyuk lbr there are a shitton of minhyuks
  • that witch just got his facts wrong
  • and wonho is the witch friend of the witch who cursed our poor bby minmin and added loopholes just so the curse would one day be lifted
  • and the curse is someone should say that they love you even if you’re a ghost
  • this basically turned into beauty and the ghost
  • but whatever
  • you live happily ever after with minhyuk, that’s all that matters