lebamberthegreat

  • roommate 1: omg guys what if your fingers were each individual people. like, they had faces and could talk and stuff. would you talk to them?
  • roommate 2: yeah probably. i would feel really awkward picking stuff up
  • roommate 1: yeah and then like--
  • me: omg yeah and when you masturbate
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  • me: would they have tongues or
  • roommate 1: ok we're done here