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I need to move lmao 🏠

Some of you guys will remember those crazy newlyweds I had as neighbours? Who kept kicking each other out the house and then calling the cops on each other almost every night?? Well they’ve been no bother for weeks now but today, I came home and some some lady had parked her huge white, private reg Range Rover in my space. So I confronted her about it and asked her, very nicely, how long she was going to be because you know it’s MY space. And she said that all the spaces at her house were full so she was entitled to park wherever she wanted. And I was getting very annoyed because on our street every house has a garage and two parking spaces each and then there’s communal parking for overflow at the end so I said she should really park there. But she said she couldn’t park there because last week a car had been hit whilst parked in the overflow area and she didn’t want her car getting damaged. So I asked her if she expected me to park there because SHE’D parked in my space? And she said, and I quote, “I don’t give a f*cking sh*t where you park” and just shut the door. And now I’ve come home all mad and ready to blog about it xD But the thing is?? I live in a sweet little English village with less than 1000 people ?? How on earth have I been stuck with such crazy and obnoxious neighbours???? ugh

  • Me: *sees someone practicing Spanish verb conjugations*
  • Them: Dejar means to leave or to allow!
  • Me: well, yes, but,
  • Them: This is how you conjugate it!
  • Me: Yes, but,
  • Them: Moving on!
  • Me: No, please, wait, dejar means to leave only when followed by a noun, like leaving your keys behind. It means to allow when followed by an infinitive--
  • Them: *zoning out*
  • Me: But it means to stop doing something if followed by de + infinitive! Please! This is important!
  • Them: *gone*

Book Recommendation: House of Leaves

by Mark Z. Danielewski

If you are looking for a great horror (some argue that its actually a love story) book I highly recommend this one. It’s my favorite book of all time. It has a very unconventional format and it’s one of those books that gets better with every read through. 

I don’t want to give too much of the story away but the book is about a man doing a documentary on a strange house and strange things within the house.

We will be doing more book recommendations due to high requests, if you have books that you think we should share, please inbox us!

Yurio totally tries to give people copies of Otabek’s mixtapes, like he’s Otabek’s biggest supporter and forces people to listen to his amazing friend like “wow viktor you don’t have 6 copies?? ? Unforgivable. Here’s 3 more. Have you listened to track number 5? Amazing.”