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Legacy Play - Generation 4 - Gabriel Messer - Bachelor Challenge - Day 17 - Finalist Vacation

After an afternoon of fishing with a disinterested Anja, Gabriel found his mood souring a little.

Anja: Oh my god! These bugs! They just won’t leave me alone!

Gabriel: Did you use any insect repellent?

Anja:No of course not that stuff smells foul. 

Gabriel: Well then you really only have yourself to blame. 

Hurt/comfort dialog prompts

Send me a number with a ship and any other details you want

1. “Can you please come and get me?”

2. “I’m at the hospital”

3. “Hey, don’t do that, you’ll hurt yourself”

4. “How long has it been since you’ve slept?”

5. “You’re burning up”

6. “No, don’t cry, I hate it when you cry”

7. “Because nobody cares about me!”

8. “Because I care about you!”

9. “You look sad”

10. “Please, don’t leave me alone”

11. “Oh god, you’re bleeding”

12. “I heard you scream. Nightmares again?”

13. “Hey, just look at me. Breathe”

14. “Hold my hand. You’re going to be fine”

15. “You need to eat something”

16. “Stop telling me you’re okay”

17. “I don’t know where I am. Help me”

18. “Why didn’t you tell me?”

19. “Don’t touch me!”

20. “I could just use a hug”

RP starters: Heated argument.

content warning: death baiting.

  • “Are you even listening to me?”
  • “Leave. Leave right now.”
  • “What more do you want?!”
  • “I really wish you were never born.”
  • “I hate you!”
  • “Can you just fuck off already?”
  • “Shut up! Just.. Shut up!”
  • “All you do is whine.”
  • “What the hell is wrong with you?!”
  • “I can’t do this anymore. Not with you.”
  • “How did that feel?”
  • “Oh my god, I don’t care!”
  • “No wonder nobody likes you.”
  • “Is this how little you think of me?”
  • “That hurt you son of a bitch…”
  • “Pack your shit and go. Get the fuck out of my sight!”
  • “Leave me alone!”
  • “I can break your nose if I want to.”
  • “Are you going to cry now?”
  • “I wouldn’t miss you. Nobody would.”
  • “You’re so pathetic!”
  • “I won’t forget this.”
  • “I’m going to break your jaw if you keep talking!”
  • “Why can’t you listen to a single thing I say?!”
  • “I have a right to be angry.”
  • “This would have never happened if you wouldn’t exist.”
  • “Get out of my life!”
  • “You’re nothing! Did you hear me?! Nothing!”
  • “You ruined everything.”

Better Get Permission…

Umbridge: Permission form to Hogsmeade?

Umbridge: Oh I’m sorry! I didn’t realize I was in the presence of ROYALTY! 

Umbridge: Oh my god he’s so DREAMY!

Umbridge: Oh Mr. Potter, Mr. Potter! Will you play me a song on your guitar! 

*stunned silence* 

Umbridge: Because then you wouldn’t be able to play the guitar anymore… and then all your little friends would just leave you alone. 

Umbridge: *turns slowly to face Harry* 

  • Taiyang: Yang, wait!
  • Yang: You can't stop me, dad. I'm going to find mom no matter what.
  • Taiyang: I know, but... I didn't think I'd lose you again so soon.
  • Yang: If you thought that,
  • Yang: *Puts on sunglasses*
  • Yang: You must have lost some brain cells along with that wife.
  • Taiyang *through tears*: Yang oh my god that burn was fucking sick
  • Yang: Thanks dad.
  • Taiyang: Please don't leave me I'm so alone.
Jealousy Starters

FOR THE JEALOUS

“ Do I have something to worry about? ”

“ Should I be concerned how close you and  ___ are? ”

“ Why do you spend so much time with them? ”

“ It looks like you have more fun with them than with me. ”

“ I’m NOT jealous. ”

“ Would you rather be with them? ”

“ I’ll just leave you two alone, I guess. ”

“ I’m not blind, you’ve been staring at them all night. ”

“ Why are they calling you at this time of night? ”

“ Could you stop flirting with them for one minute? ”

“ I don’t like the way they look at you. ”

“ I don’t like the way you look at them. ”

“ Do they know that you’re with me? ”

“ Is there someone else? ”

FOR THE OBJECT OF JEALOUSY

“ Oh my god, are you jealous? ”

“ You cannot possibly be this insecure! ”

“ They’re just a friend, I swear. ”

“ Don’t be ridiculous, I love you. ” 

“ What is going on with you lately? ”

“ ___ is just a friend. ”

“ I have NOT been flirting. ”

“ How long have you been stressing yourself out about this? ”

“ I’m allowed to have friends, you know. ”

“ What’s your problem? ”

“ There is NOTHING for you to worry about. ”

“ You know I love you. ”

“ What are you talking about! ”

Anti-Christmas starters!

I’ve seen so many Christmas starter sentences with fluff and all nice things, so i wanted to make anti-Christmas starters!
Sentences taken from few songs

“Outside the carolers start to sing.. I can’t describe the joy they bring, ‘cause joy is something they don’t bring me.”

“Their whiny voices get irritating.”

“So I stand with a dead smile on my face.”

“Wondering how much of my time they’ll waste”

“Oh god I hate these Satan’s helpers.”

“And then I guess I must’ve snapped, because I grabbed a baseball bat and made them all run for shelter.”

“It’s time to be nice to the people you can’t stand all year.”

“I’m growing tired of all this Christmas cheer.”

“You people scare me!”

“Please stay away from my home, if you don’t wanna get beat down.”

“Just leave the presents and then leave me alone.”

“Well I guess it’s not cool to freak on Christmas Eve..”

“I won’t be home for Christmas.”

“There ain’t nothing more depressing than a pine tree gussied up candy canes and balls.”

“Those carolers have kept me up for hours.”

“It’s Merry Christmas seeping through my walls.”

“There’s one damn holiday that I can’t stand..”

“It ain’t Halloween or Thanksgiving or even April Fools, but it’ll surely make a fool out of every man.”

“If I ain’t drunk then it ain’t Christmas.”

“You know where to stick those jingle bells!”

“If I ain’t hammered it ain’t hanukkah.”

“Joy to the world and jack and coke.”

“Now every year the malls are just a madhouse.”

“Just the smell of Eggnog makes me vomit..”

“And those colored lights are fucking infantile.”

“I think we collectively as the people, should rise against this corporate jolly noise.”

“Tell the world let’s buy some piece and quiet for a change!”

“Before we spend it all on fucking toys.”

“Fa la la la la go fuck yourself!”

“Joy to the world of getting stoned.”

“Leave this god damn scrooge the fuck alone.”

“Merry fucking Christmas!”

“It’s Christmas day, i’m alone again.”

“Santa, you bitch.”

“Didn’t get a damn thing from my Christmas list.”

“I wish my old girl/boy would’ve never kissed Saint Nick.”

“Santa, you player, I thought we were friends.”

“Please come back home and leave that fat man alone.”

“I know I’ve been a real bad guy.”

“My name’s made the list, more than a few times.”

“You could light up a candle for every mistake that I’ve made.”

“Wrap me up like a present and throw me away.”

“Let the bells ring on a fool’s holiday.”

“I swear that I’m more than just broken promises.”

“Do not open til you’ve got forever to spend with me on a fool’s holiday.”

“Everybody waits for Christmas, but for me it’s New Year’s day.”

“Everywhere there’s joy around this festive time of year and happiness has never felt so far away.”

“I’m not supposed to feel this way.”

“All that I want this year for Christmas in New Year’s day.”

“It’s only seven days till Christmas. Six more till New Year’s day.”

“I remember how I used to feel, at Christmas..”

“Now last year’s summer romance, is this year’s winter blues.”

“Now i hope you’re happy with yourself, ‘cause i’m not laughing.”

“Don’t you think it’s kind of crappy what you did this holiday?”

“When i gave you my heart, you ripped it apart like wrapping paper trash.”

“Merry Christmas, kiss my ass!”

“I’m tearing down decorations, they remind me of your smile.”

“I hate that mistletoe, it makes me think of our first kiss.”

“I’m jingle belling and everyone’s yelling.”

“We’ll drink 'til the bars shut us down. Ain’t that just what Christmas is all about?”

“Merry Christmas, bitch!”

Last Minute Halloween Costumes

~The Robot~

Procure tinfoil. Lots of tinfoil. Enough tinfoil to make the clerk nervous without being able to put their finger on why. Find a wire hanger. Maybe borrow it from your dad? Get a box for your head. Wrap the tinfoil around your new head box and your current body. Draw empty, sad eyes and an unsettling mouth on your new robot head. Put it on. Oh god, we forgot to give you eye holes. It’s too late, it’s already time to leave. We’re so sorry. More robot costume ideas here

~The Werewolf~

Gather some loose hair into a pile, as you would a salad. Next, cover yourself in glue—something stronger than craft glue but weaker than industrial strength bonding. Place your body in the hair salad, then roll around to evenly coat yourself with trimmings. Prepare an explanation for your continued hairiness during the week following Halloween, like “Leave me alone” or “I’m sorry.” More werewolf costume ideas here.

~The Ghost~

To walk with the dead you’ll need a yard of ghost skin and a clean, flat surface to work on. First, use a marker to trace an outline where you intend to pierce the veil between this life and the next. Then, using your scalpel, delicately carve away the excess ghost. Discard your belongings before climbing into the ghost. Remember: You take nothing with you to the afterlife. More ghost costume ideas here

It hurts to be near you;
yet it hurts to be anywhere else.
My heart still pounds when I see your name pop up on my phone;
and am I so tired on being alone.
I was angry and I asked you if I should just leave;
you said yes and oh my god,
can’t life just give me a rest?
Why did I waste so much time,
just for you to no longer be mine?
—  a.a.

What she says: I’m fine.

What she means: TJ Oshie is hurt. It could be his shoulder, or maybe his head. He’s had concussions. OH JESUS NO LEAVE TOM WILSON ALONE HIS FACE. OH JESUS. Oh God, there goes Lars Eller, what the fuck. Bertuzzi hit him? Maybe? ANDRE BURAKOVSKY IS HURT? SOMEONE HURT BURKY? NO. NO I REJECT THIS REALITY. Oshie and Eller aren’t coming back. Burky still out. We are basically playing without a full line, and two of our penalty killers. Ughhhhh not even the Caps Canine Calendar can console me.

  • Sirius: OH MY GOD, EVANS. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
  • Sirius: I'M NOT PREPARED FOR THIS
  • Sirius: I'M NOT READY FOR THIS
  • Sirius: IS EVERYTHING GOING SO FAST
  • Sirius: IT'S TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY, I CAN'T HANDLE IT
  • Sirius: IT'S TOO SOON—
  • Lily: Sirius.
  • Sirius: I MEAN WE WERE AT HOGWARTS JUST A YEAR AGO
  • Sirius: I CAN BARELY TAKE CARE OF MYSELF. AND MOONY, LOOK AT MOONY, POOR THING, HE CAN'T TAKE CARE OF HIMSELF, LET ALONE A BABY
  • Lily: Sirius, do you know that—
  • Sirius: PACK YOUR THINGS, MOONY, WE ARE LEAVING
  • Lily: Sirius, you are aware of—
  • Sirius: YES, EXACTLY! MOONY IS A WEREWOLF, HE CAN'T DEAL WITH TINY LITTLE BREAKABLE THINGS AS BABIES
  • Lily: Sirius, you are not the father.
  • Sirius: WHAT YOU MEAN I'M NOT THE FATHER?
  • Sirius: IF IT BELONGS TO PRONGS, IT BELONGS TO ME
  • Sirius: IT'S ALL MY RESPONSIBILITY
  • Lily: How do you stand him?
  • James: He did exactly the same when I proposed to you.
  • Sirius: [Grabbing a horrified Remus Lupin and screaming in the background]
EXO reaction to you being close to another member

aegyo4me said:Hello love, may I request an EXO reaction to you being close to another member? Hope you understand what I mean <3 <3 <3
A/N: <3 Sorry it took long. I got distracted by exo singing in vietnamese:)
~minhanh
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xiumin- “You’re cute if you think I’m actually okay with you hanging with y/n 24/7 baek”

Originally posted by fyxiubaek

Luhan- “You’re going out with Chanyeol again? Oh my god”

Originally posted by luedeer

Kris- “Chanyeol get your hands off my girlfriend’s shoulder”

Originally posted by krismehard

Suho- “I love you as my kids, but don’t so touchy with your mom”

Originally posted by qrishan

Lay- “Don’t make me release my fierce side to you”

Originally posted by getlayd

Baekhyun- “I’ll give you this if you leave my girlfriend alone for a week”

Originally posted by wooyoung

Chanyeol- “But she’s my girlfriend…..”

Originally posted by jungkooktouchbutts

D.O- “Take your hand off my precious baby or I’m cutting it off”

Originally posted by wooyoung

Tao- “I’m watching you…Always watching you”

Originally posted by lil-duckling

Kai- “Stop asking my girlfriend to go get bubble tea maniac”

Originally posted by luedeer

Sehun- “oops.. Totally not sorry”

Originally posted by luedeer

Personal headcanon of mine

Mercy and Zenyatta highkey HATE Hanzo Shimada.

Like, Genji can forgive all he wants but as far as the support baes are concerned, they are gonna hold that shit over Hanzo’s head till the day he dies.

“Mercy could you please pass me the salt?”
“I don’t know Hanzo, could you pass Genji a functioning digestive tract!?”
“…Never mind.”

“Yes, I’ve taken up bird watching as a hobby of mine-”
“Oh, do you mean like your other hobby, fratricide?!”
“…I’ll just show myself out.”

Yeah sure, they’ll act reasonable when Genji is preasent. But even then you could cut the tension in that room with a chainsaw. And god help him if Genji leaves the room for some reason and he’s left ALONE with those two.

Physical scars can fade but emotional scars are forever.

In the end, Genji might be able to forgive and forget but support baes are gonna hold onto that shit for eternity.

INFP gothic
  • Oh, were you talking to me? Sorry I wasn’t listening
  • *hungover* Please don’t touch me. Don’t talk to me, don’t look at me. Just leave me alone to die.
  • *in a bad mood* Life is just as meaningless as death tbh I don’t give a shit anyway.
  • *in a good mood* I love literally every single person ever. Everyone deserves to be happy! But mostly cats
  • Okay here’s a thought/Imagine that/What if
  • Oh my god this is the ugliest little creature I’ve ever seen. Look at it. It’s so miserable. I love it with all my heart.
  • *actually cries when laughing too hard*
  • What was that? Yeah I stopped listening again sry
  • I’m so sleepy and tired, I’ll go to bed at like 9 p.m. *is 3 a.m.* Fml
  • Alternatively - *sleeps some full 10 hours* *wakes up even more dead inside*
  • I don’t think this is appropriate. Please don’t do it, don’t- Ah I guess I’ll just pretend I don’t know you
  • I actually don’t care about my looks at all~ *spends at least an hour picking outfits/putting make-up every day*
  • I’m just gonna ignore the person I like until they notice I like them. Works every time.
  • *secretly into bdsm or at least very kinky* I’m 100% pure and I’m shaming all of you sinners
  • Listen - I don’t want to offend you, I’m SORRY in advance, okay here goes. Again I hope you don’t take this personally I’m rly rly regretful that it has come to this situation. Okay yeah I’ll spit it out - I don’t think purple is your color.
  • *Has an existential mid-life crisis at 21* Everything is sunshine and rainbows!11!!!