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Nicknames for Jojo Characters Part 5

Giorno Giovanna/Joestar/Brando: Donut Boy and his stand Flower Child and his stand Requiem Loop

Bruno Bucciarati: Deadly Tongue and his stand Tight Leather Zipper

Leone Abbacchio: Beta Goth and his stand Useless but Aesthetic

Guido Mista: Fourever Fool and his stand Brat Pack

Narancia Ghirga: Precious Knife Son and his stand I’M AN AIRPLANE 

Pannacotta Fugo: Traitor! *Spins stick* and his stand Fucking Cancer Mate

Trish Una: How does my hair work and her stand Solo Tour

Older Koichi Hirose: I’m gonna murder you in your sleep and his stand Crushing Force

Older Jean Pierre Polnareff: THEY TOOK MA LEGS and his stand I still Have My Legs and his stand Requiem Araki Made Me After Watching Freaky Friday

Slightly Older Jotaro Kujo: Stop Giving Me These Cameos and his stand Doesn’t Even Get To Ora This Part

Coco Jumbo: Josuke True Foe and his stand Green Room

Polpo: Fat Bastard and his stand Darth Stabth

Mario Zucchero: Let’s Be Honest Most Of You Forgot About Me and his stand Deflation

Sale: I’m Selling Free Mista Asswhoopings and his stand Just Chill

Illuso: I’m Not A Freaking Michael Jackson Impersonator and his stand Who The Fuck Said There’s No Such Thing As A Mirror World

Pesci: Punk Boy and his stand Dad’s Hobby

Prosciutto: I’m Not A Silver Fox…Unless I Want To Be and his stand Portable Sauna

Formaggio: Cat Man and his stand My Feet Aren’t That Small

Melone: Call Me Daddy and his stand Parental Issues

Ghiacco: I’m Done With This Frozen Bullshit and his stand Not A Fucking Catsuit

Tiziano: Give Me Your Mouth and his stand Tongue Sucker

Squalo: Curly Fry Hair and his stand ARE THOSE FUCKING PIRANHAS

Carne: Just Fucking Kill Me Already and his stand Could I Beat Ultimate Kars

Secco: Dirty Boy Take A Bath and his stand Shovel Suit

Cioccolata: I Look More Alien Then The Actually Alien and his stand The Moss

Risotto Nero: Alpha Goth and his stand That’s Fucking Metal Mate

Vinegar Doppio: Thought To Be A Sweet Boy Actually A Salty Boy and his stand It Kind Of Wasn’t My Stand

Diavolo: Mister Faceless and his stand Drunk Time Travel

Space Tailor

The Guardians of the Galaxy fic I mentioned inspired by a throwaway line and this guy.




The tailor sat in his area, quietly stitching together the boots he’d been working on for himself for months. Between new crew members that joined up and old crew members that ruined their suits, he hadn’t had a moment to work on his own gear in quite some time. It never helped that half the time he’d get started on a suit for a new crew member just to have them quit, die, or get jettisoned into space.

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My strangest and best experiences working at Target so far

A woman named Lorraine asked me about hair dye, and proceeded to tell me about how she’s almost 90 years old and nobody could tell! (Although I could. Sorry Lorraine.) She also gave me a ton of life lessons about loving my family and how important it is that I’m a nice person. I loved her.

Another woman (whose name I can’t recall) came asking me about razors when I was working hard lines. She couldn’t find a replacement blade for it, and the brand name wasn’t written on the handle part. So we spent a good 30 minutes searching the store and looking up types of razors. I couldn’t find them. Anywhere. So she asked for a birthday card that she said was made by “Pappy Russ” (???) and said it was like a tiny leather jacket with zippers and all. She led me to the section of the store with the Papyrus cards (at this point everything made sense.) And I couldn’t find that either. Turns out she was 2 hours late to a party but she enjoyed talking to me so much that she kept sparking up conversation. I’ll remember her smoker’s voice and tanned skin and blonde hair forever.

Working on register a little boy and his shy mother comes up. The tiny little toddler looked up to me, said “Hi!” And my heart melted. His mom told me his name was Jean Paul and I gave him 2 stickers for being so lovely. He gave me “pretty eyes” (batted his eyelashes) and I wanted to cry.

An older couple quietly came up to me on register and honestly kind of intimidated me, bought a ton of lotion and like dinosaur figures. And I tell them their total and the lady smiles at me and hands me cash and I go “oh I like your Winnie the Pooh sweater” and she lit up and said “I do too, I married him!” And her husband laughed quietly and I suddenly realized that wow, he really looked like an old grey bear.

Countless times have cute old women complimented my Pearl (Steven universe) necklace and said I was a lovely adorned young lady. I giggle and say thank you and compliment their outfits. Always floral printed.

My team lead Kate is a lesbian and I love her because she drops subtle hints that she’s gay and I’m like AWWW Kate that’s so cute. She has a wife and cats and everything. She’s so nice I could talk about Kate all day. Kate is sunshine.

To be continued…